about a girl
*STARTING TIME: 4:20 pm (i'm NOT lying)
*NAME: lensey
*NICKNAMES: lenseybug and (this is NOT what you think) moneyshot. okay, here's the story: i was doing coffee with my best friend, luke. somehow or another i managed to get ahold of a package of mayo and thought it would be fun to open it with my teeth. i guess i rode the condiment short bus, because the goddamned package busted and i wound up with mayo all over my shirt, face, and hair and the wall behind me. i took it like a true pornstar, and my friends refuse to drink it out of their memories.
*SCHOOL: rose state college/art major
*EYES: hasel (dark green with a brown ring around my pupils)
*SIBLINGS: my brother, Joel (17). He may not know it right now, but i'm crazy about him.
===================== HAVE YOU EVER??? =====================
*BEEN SO DRUNK YOU DON'T REMEMBER?: yes,all too often. i think the last time i blacked out
was at richie's birthday party about a month ago. the last thing i remember was asking evan
if it's possible to die of asphixiation due to prolonged dry heaving.
*PUT A BODY PART ON FIRE FOR AMUSEMENT?: Now you know why i refuse to tell ANYONE where i got
that huge scar on my left arm. happy? besides, doesn't this belong under the previous
category?
*KEPT A SECRET FROM ANYONE?: i'm not telling!
*HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND?: no, but my little brother had one that he called baby otter that
we both played with. he pretends he doesn't know what i'm talking about, but he's lying.
*WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH A FRIEND?: i do at the moment. three guesses who it is.
*CRIED DURING A FLICK? all the time. the scene in benny and joon when sam climbs the wall and
swings past joon's window in the mental hospital gets me every time.
*SMOKED POT? every so often, but only to remind myself how much i hate it.
*HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? not that i can think of.
*THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: haven't you seen akira?
*HAD A NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK TAPE?: nope,never!
*PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?: no, jim hendrix of norman will NOT play purple haze his touch tone
phone, and he's probably screening his calls now. sometimes persistance DOESN'T pay off.
*BEEN ON STAGE?: yes, and nothing was thrown at me in the process!
*CUT YOUR OWN HAIR?: all the time! anyone remember short-bus-core?
*BEEN MEAN?: you're a livestock molesting douchebag if you think i'd do anything like that!
*BEEN SARCASTIC?: see above.
*MET SOMEONE NEW?: thursday night.
*TALKED TO SOMEONE?: no one wants to talk to me now, i'm a dirty damn blogger.
*HUGGED SOMEONE?: not often enough ;)
*MISSED SOMEONE?: the boy out west...
*FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS?: last week. it wasn't pretty.
*LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED? monday night, when cody screamed "syphyllis" as i was in mid
beer bong. apparently i picked that moment to decide that syphyllis was the
funniest goddamned thing i've ever heard in my life. Needless to say, beer was sprayed a good
thirty feet as i nearly choked to death.
*WATCHED A SUNRISE/SUNSET?: last summer i drove all the way out to lake thunderbird
after a party to watch the sun rise over the water. it was beautiful.
*ATE A MEAL?: never! how do you think i stay so thin?
*READ A BOOK FOR FUN?: i'm a compulsive reader. i'm currently reading "one flew
over the cuckoo's nest" again.
*ARE YOU LONELY?: actually, yes.
*ARE YOU HAPPY?: i'm content, and i guess that's what matters.
*ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE ONLINE?: no. nobody knows i actually use my laptop on a regular basis.
=========================== FAVORITES =========================
*SHAMPOO: herbal essence. it's cheap and clarol doesn't test on animals.
*SOAP: victoria's secret strawberries and champagne body wash.
*COLOR: i usually tell everyone that it's yellow because no one else ever seems to pick
yellow and i feel sorry for it. i don't think i've ever told anyone that my favorite color is actually midnight blue.
*DAY/NIGHT: night. didn't you read the answer to my last question?
*ONLINE SMILEY FACE: =======> ....
*LACE OR SATIN: satin AND lace!
*DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: nope, have you SEEN me?!?
*LOVE ANYONE?: ...maybe...
*WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OUT OF ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS?: kelli h, hands down. We've known each other since i was 4 and she was 5. We lost touch during highschool, but we recently ran into each other at a halloween party. I'm really glad we're back in touch.
*WHO'S THE LOUDEST?: probably me, but not on purpose.
*WHO'S THE SHYEST?: luke.
*WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR ADVICE? any of my friends who will listen to me bitch.
*WHO DO YOU CRY WITH? no one, if i can help it.
*WHY DO YOU CRY?: 'cause everybody hurts sometimes.
====================== DO YOU BELIEVE IN... ========================
*GOD/SATAN?: not in the traditional sense. think negative and positive energy. i'm agnostic.
*TRUE LOVE? as much as i hate to admit it, yes.
*THE CLOSET MONSTER?: why do you think i always look so tired?
*THE BIG BANG THEORY?: yes, but it's only a theory. people tend to forget that.
*HEAVEN/HELL?: "hell is other people." -sartre (no exit)
*SUPERSTITION?: no, but i think that sometimes one's belief in something can make
it manifest as truth. it's all about mind over matter.
====================== TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!======================
*WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?: Lensey Nicole Butler
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND?: Sonic Youth
*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED?: last week. i almost always take baths. i had one last night in case you're dying to know.
*WHAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?: a stack of records.
*WHAT'S YOUR COMPUTER DESK MADE OF?: denim at the moment. it's a laptop.
*WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIDGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6284
*WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: your soul
*WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? if i ever love someone the way i loved the boy out west again, i'll start thinking about it.
*WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: i think the previous question should
answer that.
*HOW'S THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: As long as I'm talking with you, talk of the
weather will do.
*DO YOU SMOKE?: only cigarettes.
*WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?: waxed philosophical with luke and heather at denny's.
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF SHOES?: converse all stars.
*HOW DO YOU EAT AN OREO?: i twist off the top, lick off the cream filling, and then eat the
rest.
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: tofu with garlic sauce from happy family chinese food.
*ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?: right now, yes.
*IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: millard fillmore!
*HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: yes, and it really does hurt.
*WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST SON'S NAME BE? who said anything about kids?!? i like the name phoenix
for a boy or a girl, and thurston (after thurston moore of sonic youth) is cute too. i haven't given this much thought, though.
*WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST DAUGHTER'S NAME BE? i like the names phoenix, nora, audrey, and meridith, but i always secretly favored the name allison (after the pixies song).
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?: screwdrivers, bad wine and trash can punch. I also like red
stripe beer.
*DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES BETTER?: i like anything that causes sucessful emotional impact of some sort.
*WOULD YOU RATHER TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: in person.
*WOULD YOU RATHER BE IN LUST OR IN LOVE? in love.
*DO YOU CONSIDER CHEERLEADING A SPORT?: as much as i hate to admit it, yes. dancing and gymnastcis are both harder than they look.
*DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO TAKE THIS SURVEY?: no, because that means that they've finally found my livejournal.
*NUMBER OF CANDLES THAT APPEARED ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE: 19
*WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?: new years day.
*DO YOU HAVE PETS?: andy "scarface" warhol (my kitten) and baily (the dog whom i claim no
responsibility for). i recently lost Patches, the best cat in the world. may she rest in peace.
*TIME FINISHED: 4:56 pm
*NAME: lensey
*NICKNAMES: lenseybug and (this is NOT what you think) moneyshot. okay, here's the story: i was doing coffee with my best friend, luke. somehow or another i managed to get ahold of a package of mayo and thought it would be fun to open it with my teeth. i guess i rode the condiment short bus, because the goddamned package busted and i wound up with mayo all over my shirt, face, and hair and the wall behind me. i took it like a true pornstar, and my friends refuse to drink it out of their memories.
*SCHOOL: rose state college/art major
*EYES: hasel (dark green with a brown ring around my pupils)
*SIBLINGS: my brother, Joel (17). He may not know it right now, but i'm crazy about him.
===================== HAVE YOU EVER??? =====================
*BEEN SO DRUNK YOU DON'T REMEMBER?: yes,all too often. i think the last time i blacked out
was at richie's birthday party about a month ago. the last thing i remember was asking evan
if it's possible to die of asphixiation due to prolonged dry heaving.
*PUT A BODY PART ON FIRE FOR AMUSEMENT?: Now you know why i refuse to tell ANYONE where i got
that huge scar on my left arm. happy? besides, doesn't this belong under the previous
category?
*KEPT A SECRET FROM ANYONE?: i'm not telling!
*HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND?: no, but my little brother had one that he called baby otter that
we both played with. he pretends he doesn't know what i'm talking about, but he's lying.
*WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH A FRIEND?: i do at the moment. three guesses who it is.
*CRIED DURING A FLICK? all the time. the scene in benny and joon when sam climbs the wall and
swings past joon's window in the mental hospital gets me every time.
*SMOKED POT? every so often, but only to remind myself how much i hate it.
*HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? not that i can think of.
*THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: haven't you seen akira?
*HAD A NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK TAPE?: nope,never!
*PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?: no, jim hendrix of norman will NOT play purple haze his touch tone
phone, and he's probably screening his calls now. sometimes persistance DOESN'T pay off.
*BEEN ON STAGE?: yes, and nothing was thrown at me in the process!
*CUT YOUR OWN HAIR?: all the time! anyone remember short-bus-core?
*BEEN MEAN?: you're a livestock molesting douchebag if you think i'd do anything like that!
*BEEN SARCASTIC?: see above.
*MET SOMEONE NEW?: thursday night.
*TALKED TO SOMEONE?: no one wants to talk to me now, i'm a dirty damn blogger.
*HUGGED SOMEONE?: not often enough ;)
*MISSED SOMEONE?: the boy out west...
*FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS?: last week. it wasn't pretty.
*LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED? monday night, when cody screamed "syphyllis" as i was in mid
beer bong. apparently i picked that moment to decide that syphyllis was the
funniest goddamned thing i've ever heard in my life. Needless to say, beer was sprayed a good
thirty feet as i nearly choked to death.
*WATCHED A SUNRISE/SUNSET?: last summer i drove all the way out to lake thunderbird
after a party to watch the sun rise over the water. it was beautiful.
*ATE A MEAL?: never! how do you think i stay so thin?
*READ A BOOK FOR FUN?: i'm a compulsive reader. i'm currently reading "one flew
over the cuckoo's nest" again.
*ARE YOU LONELY?: actually, yes.
*ARE YOU HAPPY?: i'm content, and i guess that's what matters.
*ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE ONLINE?: no. nobody knows i actually use my laptop on a regular basis.
=========================== FAVORITES =========================
*SHAMPOO: herbal essence. it's cheap and clarol doesn't test on animals.
*SOAP: victoria's secret strawberries and champagne body wash.
*COLOR: i usually tell everyone that it's yellow because no one else ever seems to pick
yellow and i feel sorry for it. i don't think i've ever told anyone that my favorite color is actually midnight blue.
*DAY/NIGHT: night. didn't you read the answer to my last question?
*ONLINE SMILEY FACE: =======> ....
*LACE OR SATIN: satin AND lace!
*DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: nope, have you SEEN me?!?
*LOVE ANYONE?: ...maybe...
*WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OUT OF ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS?: kelli h, hands down. We've known each other since i was 4 and she was 5. We lost touch during highschool, but we recently ran into each other at a halloween party. I'm really glad we're back in touch.
*WHO'S THE LOUDEST?: probably me, but not on purpose.
*WHO'S THE SHYEST?: luke.
*WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR ADVICE? any of my friends who will listen to me bitch.
*WHO DO YOU CRY WITH? no one, if i can help it.
*WHY DO YOU CRY?: 'cause everybody hurts sometimes.
====================== DO YOU BELIEVE IN... ========================
*GOD/SATAN?: not in the traditional sense. think negative and positive energy. i'm agnostic.
*TRUE LOVE? as much as i hate to admit it, yes.
*THE CLOSET MONSTER?: why do you think i always look so tired?
*THE BIG BANG THEORY?: yes, but it's only a theory. people tend to forget that.
*HEAVEN/HELL?: "hell is other people." -sartre (no exit)
*SUPERSTITION?: no, but i think that sometimes one's belief in something can make
it manifest as truth. it's all about mind over matter.
====================== TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!======================
*WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?: Lensey Nicole Butler
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND?: Sonic Youth
*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED?: last week. i almost always take baths. i had one last night in case you're dying to know.
*WHAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?: a stack of records.
*WHAT'S YOUR COMPUTER DESK MADE OF?: denim at the moment. it's a laptop.
*WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIDGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6284
*WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: your soul
*WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? if i ever love someone the way i loved the boy out west again, i'll start thinking about it.
*WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: i think the previous question should
answer that.
*HOW'S THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: As long as I'm talking with you, talk of the
weather will do.
*DO YOU SMOKE?: only cigarettes.
*WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?: waxed philosophical with luke and heather at denny's.
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF SHOES?: converse all stars.
*HOW DO YOU EAT AN OREO?: i twist off the top, lick off the cream filling, and then eat the
rest.
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: tofu with garlic sauce from happy family chinese food.
*ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?: right now, yes.
*IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: millard fillmore!
*HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: yes, and it really does hurt.
*WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST SON'S NAME BE? who said anything about kids?!? i like the name phoenix
for a boy or a girl, and thurston (after thurston moore of sonic youth) is cute too. i haven't given this much thought, though.
*WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST DAUGHTER'S NAME BE? i like the names phoenix, nora, audrey, and meridith, but i always secretly favored the name allison (after the pixies song).
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?: screwdrivers, bad wine and trash can punch. I also like red
stripe beer.
*DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES BETTER?: i like anything that causes sucessful emotional impact of some sort.
*WOULD YOU RATHER TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: in person.
*WOULD YOU RATHER BE IN LUST OR IN LOVE? in love.
*DO YOU CONSIDER CHEERLEADING A SPORT?: as much as i hate to admit it, yes. dancing and gymnastcis are both harder than they look.
*DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO TAKE THIS SURVEY?: no, because that means that they've finally found my livejournal.
*NUMBER OF CANDLES THAT APPEARED ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE: 19
*WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?: new years day.
*DO YOU HAVE PETS?: andy "scarface" warhol (my kitten) and baily (the dog whom i claim no
responsibility for). i recently lost Patches, the best cat in the world. may she rest in peace.
*TIME FINISHED: 4:56 pm