...And Now A Random Fact About :...
Chuck Norris
- Death came for Chuck Norris in 1992, Chuck then roundhouse kicked Death in the face saying, "I decide when people die".
- Chuck Norris was raised by the great Clint Eastwood. He broke into show business as a child, starring as Clint's pet orangutan in "Every Which Way But Loose". Clint breastfed him between takes.
-Chuck Norris is actually a talented beautician. His motto: "My name is Chuck, and I'm here to pluck."
-"Walker, Texas Ranger" does not have slow motion. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are just so fast they slow down time.
- Chuck Norris once broke the kneck of a passing stranger in the street. When asked why he responded, "He looked like a damn commie." Chuck then opened fire on a passing school bus with an M60 machine gun, this is thought to be the basis for US foreign policy to this day
- It is said that a godzillion is the highest number there is. Chuck Norris counts to a godzillion and one.
- Chuck Norris uses bleach as mouth wash
- Chuck Norris can have as much homosexual sex as he wants and still be considered straight. This ability was given to him by the Pope, out of gratitude for the movie "Missing in Action".
- Chuck Norris doesn’t have a horn in his pick-up truck. Instead he channels all his roadrage in one gigantic roar of pure manhood. The roar is so powerful that it makes all the other vehicles implode instantly, killing everybody sitting inside them. He then roundhouse kicks his way out of his imploded truck.
- Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of Chuck Norris to grow
Swear it, I'm done now.