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Last Time: Avalon was named Heir. The twins aged up into Young Adults and turned out gorgeous. Avalon used a Moodulator had a little somthin' somethin' with her ex-boyfriend, Hugo Crescendo. And finally got pregnant, thank goodness. Neil and Betsy got married, moved out *sadface*, had a baby. Gilbert wooed and won the heart of Gemma. Avalon came home with triplets.
So, you know, the usual.
AND GO!
Michael: I know you're worried about being a single mom. Don't be. Your mother and I are here for the kids.
Avalon: And by that, you mean corrupt them into a life of Evil and crime, don't you?!
Michael: You make it sound like such a bad thing!
She tries to put on a brave front (i.e. fight with her family because she equates it to strength), but Avalon really is worried.
Avalon: I've yet to figure out how I'm going to do all this.
A fishy died, and poor Jameson was the one to discover it.
Jameson: Hold that camera. *sniff, sniffle* I need a minute. *sniff, sniff, sob*
Skylar: You have such a lovely home, Mrs. Storms.
Parker: Yeah, I know.
You can't suck up to Parker, Skylar. Unless you have some devious plan up your sleeve.
Also, HI ELLIOT! I know that guy! :D
Jameson: Are you having fun, Vega?
Vega: Sure.
Jameson: Great! Listen, about the other day-
Vega: Oh, that? Don't worry about it, Jameson, I just got carried away for a second.
Jameson: That wasn't what I meant-
Vega: Oh, look at that, the party is starting.
Vega. Don't run from Jameson all the time. ;_; Why can't you be as cooperative as Skylar??
We're going back in time just slightly to the beginning of the party. No matter what I did, Avalon was the only one who would conduct the baby birthdays. So this shindig took awhile.
First Aisha.
Then Silas.
Avalon: I wonder where Hugo is. I told him today was their birthday...
Parker: Hey, there, buddy. Yeah, that party is today. No, no, you didn't go back in time, Hugo, time remains as linear as always. If you run, you'll make the end of it, so if I were you I would run. Fast.
Hugo ran.
Hugo: Yay, Kendra!
Happy Birthday, Kendra. :P
Random Woman: LOL, you peed on your sparkling daughter!
Avalon: I hope he didn't see that.
Hugo: I better look away so she doesn't see I saw that.
BABY SPAM!
Silas was in the middle of blinking.
Avalon: What?! Why won't she stop crying?
Aaron: That's what babies do, Avalon. They cry.
Avalon: UGH!
I missed having babies to play in the nursery. ♥
Hugo: Aunt Glory, I don't understand women.
Glory: Oh, you poor dear. You don't understand much of anything, sweetheart.
Hugo: Why are you eating three pieces of cake?
Neil: I can't kick the mailbox! The trashcan is in the way!
Michael immediately sets about teaching the children.
Michael: And then you will begin your life of Evil and crime!
Kendra: Crime!
Michael: Thatagirl!
Avalon picked a favorite.
Avalon: I like the one that looks like me.
Aisha: Mommy soft.
Silas: What about meeeeeee? *pout pout*
Aaron: Why so glum, chum?
Jameson: I don't understand women.
Aaron: Women aren't your problem, dude. It's just Vega.
Skylar: Aw, she's alright. She's just overstimulated.
Jameson: I know this is awkward-
Aaron: Yeah, it is.
Jameson: -but we never actually talked before. What was that about Vega being overstimulated?
Skylar: I don't know why she's running from her instincts. Maybe she's just self-destructive.
Aaron: ACHOO!
Skylar: Honey, you sneezed on my favorite shoes.
Aaron: *sniff* Sorry.
Jameson: I don't really understand what that means.
Aaron: Maybe it's not as strong in humans, but I think it's similar. Before we were together, I was overwhelmed with anxiety. I couldn't eat or sleep-
Skylar: -had a big hole in my chest. All I wanted to be was near you-
Aaron: -so obsessed with what you were doing when I wasn't around that I called every ten minutes!
Skylar: Yeah, my boss was pretty pissed with you.
Jameson: Speaking of awkward.
Skylar: Sometimes I still get anxious, even after all these years.
Aaron: You do?
Skylar: Well, sure. It still feels unnatural when we aren't together.
Aaron: ...huh.
Jameson: Um, guys?
Skylar: Anyway, I have work in a few minutes. Jameson, just give Vega an offer she can't refuse. She'll come around. Call me later, Aaron?
Aaron: Of course! I don't care how angry your boss gets!
Jameson: Hopefully she answers this time.
Vega arrives. Jameson thought a cookout would be romantic.
Jameson: Want a marshmallow, Vega?
Vega: I don't like the consistency.
Jameson: Oh. Want to go for a walk?
Vega: So did you just invite me out here for a walk along the river bank? Or is something on your mind? Did you want to talk about the reactor meltdown story that's been in the papers this week?
Jameson: Mostly I wanted to spend time with you.
Jameson: I can't stop thinking about you. You've completely taken over every part of my life.
Vega: Oh? So I could say I conquered you?
Jameson: If you want to look at it like an Evil dictator, yes.
Vega: I like that.
Vega: But I have to go to work.
Jameson: I'm coming too.
Vega: What?
Vega: You dog. You did follow me.
Jameson: I'm tired of leaving you voicemails and waiting for you to give me the time of day. You're not getting rid of me that easily anymore.
Jameson: Vega do you love me? Do you even like me?
Vega: Oh, Jameson-
Jameson: Because I'm crazy about you! I'm so in love with you that I can't handle it! I need to know how you feel.
Jameson: Which is why I hid this in the wall of your workplace.
Vega: Jameson, what did you do?
Jameson: Tada!
Vega: This is so out of control!
The moment we've all be waiting for!
i.e. Cornelia, my dearest darling, is growing up. *sob*
Cornelia Storms rolled Disciplined and she's cute, goddamn. I realized I forgot to include her LTW in the picture. She wants to be a One Sim Band. For all the Cornelia fans out there, and I know there are several of you ♥, she is now available on
the download page.
Here are the contenders, side by side. What hotties. I'm glad I made you guys break the tie. XD
Avalon: Again? Why can't I get a break? One falls asleep, and another gets hungry.
That's triplets for you. Nonstop fun, fun, fun. And by fun, I mean parenting.
There is no reason for this fit!
Silas: I'm exhausted!
Then go to sleep!
Aisha: I'm a toybox monster! Rawr!
Skylar: Hey. Want to sneak upstairs now that the party is winding down?
Aaron: Absolutely.
And there's Lazuli looking gorgeous. Prettiest spares this generation, if you haven't seen them,
you should take a look.
Aaron: I've been thinking about what you said this afternoon.
Skylar: Hm? What did I say this afternoon?
Aaron: About how it's still hard for you when we're apart.
Skylar: Oh. Well, why worry about that now? We're together, in this moment.
Aaron: Why let the moment end? I want you to live with me-
Skylar: Aaron-
Aaron: Stay in my house, sleep next to me-
Skylar: Aaron-
Aaron: Wake up with me in the morning. Be the last voice I hear at night, and the first face I see in the morning-
Skylar: Aaron, please, kiss me. Now.
Aaron is such a tease.
What? What else is the hot tub for?
Aaron: You're so wonderful. Sometimes I think it was too easy, meeting you, falling for you.
Skylar: Now that's just silly.
Aaron: I guess. But I can't help it.
Aaron: So I have another idea.
Skylar: I see what you're getting at, but let's just skip to the part where we say I Do.
Aaron: You sure know how to make a man happy.
Time for a LEGACY WEDDING!
Skylar: It's so nice of the Legacy Founder to come to our wedding.
Aaron: Yes, thank you , Great-Grandma.
Carolyn: My pleasure, boys.
♥
Carolyn: Time to kick this party up a notch!
Aaron: I didn't know she could haunt the hot tub!
Skylar: Awesome!
I took the opportunity to move Vega in with Skylar because I was tired of tracking her down everyday. :P
Vega: Hey.
Jameson: What a wonderful way to be woken up mid-nap.
Vega: I figured so.
Jameson: What are you doing here?
Vega: Skylar moved in, so I'm crashing here too.
Jameson: A very wonderful way to wake up.
This. This would make an amazing movie. Michael, his two hot, criminal bitches, and his right hand man.
This one time I was watching Taken, and I decided Michael was just like the guy at the end who says "It's not personal, it's business." You know, because he's majorly Evil but a devoted Family Man. XD
Cornelia: Well, my bags are packed. Time to head out.
Micahel: I'm sure going to miss you, baby.
Cornelia: C'mon, Dad. 4G makes missing each-other impossible.
Michael: 4G can't replace this.
Cornelia: Aw, I love you, Dad.
Parker: Are you sure you don't need anything, sweetie? Did you get everything I set on your nightstand, the checkbook, the mace?
Cornelia: Yes, mother.
Parker: Well. I've decided to you should take Carolyn's guitar too. For good luck.
Cornelia: Really, Mom? Thank you!
Parker: Don't mention it. I'm just tired of people messing with it every time they come over. It's a menace.
Cornelia: Well, whatever the reason, thank you.
Parker: All righty, then. Stay safe, get in trouble, and don't get raped.
Cornelia: And with that awful note, I'm off.
There she goes. We'll see you later, Cornelia Storms.
Skylar: Vega, you're not getting my point.
Vega: To be more precise, I don't care about your point.
Avalon: Why are you two living here again? No one asked me, the heir, if that was okay.
Poor Avalon.
Vega: You guys are having salad? Can I have some?
Avalon: Sure. *snicker*
Parker: I think I like the sound of that snicker.
Vega: Those bitches. What was wrong with that salad?
Jameson: Poor love of my life. *sob*
Vega: Still, I have to admire them. I wish I thought of it.
Jameson: Are you ready?
Vega: Yes. So much.
Mountain + sunset weddings = ♥
Skylar picked a favorite.
Skylar: Who's a sweet boy?
Silas: Meeeeeee!
Michael has his favorite.
Vega: Why is there a topless woman outside?
Michael: Eh. *shrugs*
Aisha: *clings*
So Avalon gets stuck with Kendra.
Avalon: Look at you. You look exactly like your father. It's like looking at his reflection in the water.
Kendra: Dada?
Avalon: *sigh*
Skylar takes a break from his toddler rearing to look at his wedding ring with such lust. Me oh my.
Then he gets sick.
Skylar: Ugh, I didn't even eat that salad.
And Logan came over randomly!!!! :D :D :D
Avalon: Thanks for coming over, Uncle Logan. And for making hot dogs and coffee.
Logan: My pleasure. Anything to get out of the house once in awhile.
Vega: *pops*
Parker: You're pregnant? Wonderful. Since you're the only Evil spouse that married into my family, I expect all your children to be raised in the proper manner.
Vega: I will make a point of it, Mrs. Storms.
Parker: Excellent. I shall compensate you accordingly.
Avalon? Darling? That doesn't look safe.
Avalon: But it makes me feel so alive.
I got yet another notice that Hugo has yet another love interest. :P Time for some spying.
Edith: I mean it. I'll cook and clean and everything.
Hugo: That's nice, but I'm just not ready for that serious a relationship. It was sweet of you to offer though.
Edith: So you just want to sleep around?
Hugo: Pretty much.
Edith: Shame on you...okay.
Avalon: *sneak sneak* *sneak sneak*
Avalon: I CAN SEE YOUR ROOTS!
Edith: No! I just had my hair done!
Avalon: Now get the hell off this porch before I throw you off, bottle blonde.
Edith: Okay! Jeez.
Hugo: Avalon?
Avalon: Hey there, handsome.
Hugo: I haven't seen you in forever!
Avalon: I know, I missed you. I've been thinking about you a lot, so I popped by.
Avalon: You aged.
Hugo: Yeah, I had a birthday. I'm turning into an old man, wrinkles and all.
Avalon: I like them.
Avalon: Sooooo. I was thinking. Do you still want to help out with the kids? Move back into the house?
Hugo: Hold on. Is this a trick? Are you a time traveling alien in disguise?
Avalon:...No, Hugo.
So Hugo moves back in. And it's not because I felt he was getting out of control and I had to keep an eye on him. Nope.
Aisha: Who are you?
Hugo: I'm your Daddy.
Aisha: Daddies smell good.
Hugo: *beam beam beam*
And it wasn't because I felt guilty Hugo didn't know his kids. Nope.
Skylar: *pop*
Skylar: I have wonderful news. I'm pregnant! We're going to have a baby!
Skylar: Aaron? Are you okay?
Aaron: (...)
Aaron: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Skylar: Didn't I tell you? I can bear us children.
Aaron: OH MY GODS!
Best. News. Ever.
Aaron: I'm over the moon, but this means we should move ASAP. You talk to your sister and I'll talk to Jameson. We can't afford a house just the two of us, but maybe they'll go in on a house with us until we can afford places of our own.
Skylar: Really? Live with my sister?
Vega: So nice of your husband to invite me and my husband to live with you.
Skylar: I tried to talk him out of it.
Vega: Yeah, I'm ignoring that part.
Parker: You're pregnant. Odd, but I'm more interested in figuring out why. How do you feel about swinging by my lab sometime for a little...research?
Skylar: I'm not comfortable with that.
Parker: Relax, it's not an evasive procedure. What if I threw in a house for you and Aaron?
Skylar: ...I'll think about it.
Goodbye, my darlings. Make me lots and lots of green babies.
Parker: At last, just a slightly emptier house and a quiet moment for you and me.
Michael: Just the way I like it.
Hugo in one bed.
Avalon in another one. I guess they're moving the relationship slowly this time around. *sadface*
September: I don't get it. Why is the portrait by the non-artistic family member better than the portraits by the artistic family member?
I don't know. Portraits aren't my favorite thing, but I'm trying to keep with legacy traditions.
Kendra: You can't seeeeeee me!
Aisha: Food, Mommy, Food! *pout pout*
Avalon: How can such little people eat so much?
Parker: So, your guy. He's been painting the town red with every woman in town. Is that why he's on a short leash?
Avalon: Perhaps.
Parker: Intelligent girl.
Parker: So, Mother. Michael and I are thinking about going on vacation, so I'm leaving you in charge. Since the other two adults here don't act like it.
September: Is that such a good idea? That young man faints every time he sees me.
Parker: Yeah, that's pretty hilarious.
Aisha: How come our Mommy and Daddy don't act like the mommies and daddies on the shows Grandpa watches?
Kendra: You mean how they lick each other like this?
Michael needs to stop watching daytime television with the toddlers in the room.
Parker: Looks like we're just about packed. We'll leave as soon as I get home from work.
Michael: Maybe if they have the house to themselves, the kids will get over themselves.
Parker: Or maybe they'll get worse. Hehehe.
Michael: You're right. It is pretty funny watching them suffer.
Hugo: So your parents are leaving for awhile? We'll be alone?
Avalon: Alone with our three children, yes.
Hugo: You can't blame me for being optimistic.
Hugo: Who's my favorite redhead?
Kendra: Daddy hugs!
Avalon is trying to befriend the Storms's repairwoman. It's not going over well.
Avalon: I hate Grumpy people.
Jeannine: Yeah? Beats getting Excited over nothing.
Avalon: Bitch, I ought to slap you.
Jeannine: You wouldn't! No one knows the stupid mechanical quirks of this house like I do!
Avalon: You win this one.
TIME TO DANCE!
Maid: So you're leaving town? I could use a vacation-
Parker: You will remain at your post while three toddlers are in my house. Any deviations, and I shall destroy your favorite family member.
Maid: *grumble grumble*
And Parker and Michael visit the lovely Champs Les Sims.
Until next time.
Jacqueline McGuire credit goes to
siouxpergirlLuca, Logan, and Glory Crescendo credit goes to
kittenmittons Skylar and Vega Baker credit goes to
mykasimsGemma Murray credit goes to
samannahEva Lapin credit goes to
kittenmittons Thanks for reading! ♥