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✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. ([I've managed to find the time.])
× I own lots of books. ([Honestly? I don't own much of anything.])
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. ([It was a bonding thing, I swear!])
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. ([It keeps things from getting too convoluted and confusing.])
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ([I haven't even been sentient two months yet.])
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. ([Minor shape-shifting means that I don't have to.])
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. ([Please do not ask.])
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. ([I do not eat. Food would make a mess of my circuits.])
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. ([I don't breathe, either. And I do not really require sleep.])
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. ([I miss him.])
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. ([That would be what holograms are for.])
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. ([I am largely ambivalent to my appearance.])
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. ([I do not have a sex. I identify as a gender, but I do not really have a sex.])
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. ([At least I enjoy it when the person on the other end isn't shouting at me.])
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. ([I do not actually have one.])
× I have a mobile phone. ([Electronic bugs don't count, do they?])
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. ([I do not drink. Same with the food.])
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. ([Biologically, it would be impossible. But adoption is a perfectly legitimate way of making a family. And it doesn't involve demonic handpuppets.])
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. ([*cough*])
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. ([Doesn't everyone? Isn't that the point of goals?])
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes. ([...I don't actually have toes, come to think of it.])
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. ([Don't really sleep that often.])
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. ([Maybe. Just a little.])
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. ([Just the one.])
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. ([I do not have toes to hate.])
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. ([No one has been tagging anyone.])
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. ([I like electronics. They're soothing and they make more sense than lots of other stuff.])
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. ([Synthetic human here.])
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. ([That was covered in my training.])
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. ([Especially not my friends.])
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. ([I'm a skeptic, but considering some of the things that the Avengers have faced in the past...])
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. ([The original Vision is probably the closest approximation to a father that I have, and I do not wish that of him I just wish people would stop seeing him when they look at me.])
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. ([Just a bit.])
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. ([Gender is a mental construct. Sex is physical.])
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. ([I enjoy exercise.])
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. ([Dammit, I was sure I destroyed all copies of that tape!])
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. ([At this point in my life, I have only found myself physically attracted to females. However, I am not going to say that there is no possible way for me to find a male attractive.])
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. ([I require neither sleep nor food.])
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. ([That is a tale involving morning mishaps and also covers my dislike of brightly colored cereals that come with toys in the box.])
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. ([I am something that the majority of people would claim was weird.])
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. ([Except I'm not waiting for a time machine. I just like historical things.])
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. ([It was fun to make!])
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. ([blondes])
✓ I am a twin! ([And so are Billy and Tommy :P ])
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. ([I only do that when I'm suffering from an EMP.])
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. ([I've managed to find the time.])
× I own lots of books. ([Honestly? I don't own much of anything.])
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. ([It was a bonding thing, I swear!])
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. ([It keeps things from getting too convoluted and confusing.])
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ([I haven't even been sentient two months yet.])
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. ([Minor shape-shifting means that I don't have to.])
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. ([Please do not ask.])
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. ([I do not eat. Food would make a mess of my circuits.])
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. ([I don't breathe, either. And I do not really require sleep.])
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. ([I miss him.])
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. ([That would be what holograms are for.])
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. ([I am largely ambivalent to my appearance.])
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. ([I do not have a sex. I identify as a gender, but I do not really have a sex.])
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. ([At least I enjoy it when the person on the other end isn't shouting at me.])
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. ([I do not actually have one.])
× I have a mobile phone. ([Electronic bugs don't count, do they?])
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. ([I do not drink. Same with the food.])
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. ([Biologically, it would be impossible. But adoption is a perfectly legitimate way of making a family. And it doesn't involve demonic handpuppets.])
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. ([*cough*])
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. ([Doesn't everyone? Isn't that the point of goals?])
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes. ([...I don't actually have toes, come to think of it.])
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. ([Don't really sleep that often.])
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. ([Maybe. Just a little.])
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. ([Just the one.])
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. ([I do not have toes to hate.])
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. ([No one has been tagging anyone.])
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. ([I like electronics. They're soothing and they make more sense than lots of other stuff.])
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. ([Synthetic human here.])
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. ([That was covered in my training.])
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. ([Especially not my friends.])
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. ([I'm a skeptic, but considering some of the things that the Avengers have faced in the past...])
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. ([The original Vision is probably the closest approximation to a father that I have, and I do not wish that of him I just wish people would stop seeing him when they look at me.])
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. ([Just a bit.])
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. ([Gender is a mental construct. Sex is physical.])
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. ([I enjoy exercise.])
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. ([Dammit, I was sure I destroyed all copies of that tape!])
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. ([At this point in my life, I have only found myself physically attracted to females. However, I am not going to say that there is no possible way for me to find a male attractive.])
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. ([I require neither sleep nor food.])
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. ([That is a tale involving morning mishaps and also covers my dislike of brightly colored cereals that come with toys in the box.])
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. ([I am something that the majority of people would claim was weird.])
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. ([Except I'm not waiting for a time machine. I just like historical things.])
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. ([It was fun to make!])
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. ([blondes])
✓ I am a twin! ([And so are Billy and Tommy :P ])
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. ([I only do that when I'm suffering from an EMP.])
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.