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[vision_ya]

[Kittens!]

[:D :D :D]

Comments

[tommysheperd]

Hmm...those suckers look like they'd make some nice chinese food.

[billykaplan]

Keep it up and Mrs. Xanathos will be putting you on the list of people not allowed near cats.

That, or she'll feed you to Greebo.

[tommysheperd]

what...? Sheesh you people can't take a joke.

[billykaplan]

Hey, I can take a joke. But she's very protective of all things cute and fuzzy. I thought she was gonna kill me that time I shaved one of her cats.

[tommysheperd]

you...? Sparky, there is hope for you yet.

[vision_ya]

[If I do ever get a kitten, neither of you are allowed anywhere near it.]

[billykaplan]

I was six!

Rowena: If he goes near the cat, you have my permission to shave his head.

[vision_ya]

[Sometimes there are far-reaching consequences.]

[billykaplan]

Even if you think you're doing good at the time? The poor thing was sweltering under all that hair. And Mrs. X was saying that she was going to have the cat shaved at the vet anyway!

Rowena: He's also not allowed near duct tape...

[vision_ya]

[But you were six and you could have seriously injured it!]

[And what is this about duct tape now?]

[billykaplan]

Oh God, not this...

Rowena: He once duct taped Eliza to a wall.

She volunteered! We wanted to find out how much duct tape it would take to stick someone to a wall.

Rowena: And there was the time you turned one of Eliza's brothers into a duct tape mummy.

He stole my comic books, and had it coming.

[teddyaltman]

I have to agree with him on that last one. "Thou shalt not steal comic books". It always leads to badness.

[billykaplan]

I was a little kid! It seemed like a good idea at the time!

[magnetlips]

You're never allowed near fluffy animals ever!