Dear Sarah Palin,
You are the one who let the Republican party sell you as a MILF. If the idea persists, the responsibility is partially your own. The fact that there is a little touch of a porn star look in your style of makeup only contributes to it, and that, likewise, is your responsibility. You are not immune to being made fun of, and most jokes, like it or not, are insulting to somebody. You thrust your family into the national spotlight, you have no business getting angry that people noticed them, nor should you be surprised that some people will make fun of you or your family. Price of fame, honey, deal with it. David Letterman makes his living taking cheap shots at famous people, and you tossed your entire family out there in front of him with big red bulls-eyes painted on their chests. He doesn't "owe" anybody an apology, because any apology would be made due to pressure, not because he genuinely regrets the joke. An apology spoken at demand isn't worth the paper it is printed on[1].
You might also consider that all your pissing and moaning about Letterman making a joke you don't like is only going to make people tune in to see what he says next. Your pretty, pretty princess having a hissy fit antics are only adding to his fame.
Now shut your fucking mouth and get back to the job the taxpayers of Alaska are paying you to do.
Oh, and undo a couple more buttons on that blouse, would ya, hon?
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[1] See what I did there?
You might also consider that all your pissing and moaning about Letterman making a joke you don't like is only going to make people tune in to see what he says next. Your pretty, pretty princess having a hissy fit antics are only adding to his fame.
Now shut your fucking mouth and get back to the job the taxpayers of Alaska are paying you to do.
Oh, and undo a couple more buttons on that blouse, would ya, hon?
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[1] See what I did there?