THE THINGS I WRITE AT FIVE AM
THE THIRD CLONE
Ok, you all know this song? Well my 5AM self came up with a variant.
I'm the third clone, I am
The third clone of Big Boss, I am, I am!
I got married to a Patriot whore
I just want to go away to war
And every clone's full of envy (envy)
Because I am the perfect clone (I am!)
I'm the third clone of Big Boss, I'm Solidus!
The third clone of Big Boss I am!
(repeat as desired)