la-da-dah
Phase One - Basics
01. Given Name:Albert John
02. Age: 16
03. Height: 5’11
04. Weight: 165 lbs
05. Hair Color: brown
06. Location: Davie
07. Grade: 11
08. Date of Birth: August 24th 1987
09. Eye Color: shit-brown
10. Family Members: sister, mom, dad, etc…
Phase Two - Relationships
01. Do You Have a Crush?: yes
02. What Is Their Name?: don’t know if I wanna say on here
03. How long have you liked them?: she had me from hello
04. Do You Have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: no…: (
05. What Is Their Name?: im single
06. How long have you dated: im single
07. Do you secretly lust after someone?: yea, sure, why not?
08. Is your crush/bf/gf cute, adorable, or hott?: more beautiful than a sunrise in the keys
09. When was your first kiss?: 6th grade
10. Who was it with (if you recall their name)?: Jasmine
11. Who Was Your First BF/GF?: samantha
12. When Was This?: like second grade
13. Do you believe in premarital sex?: well… if I said no, id be a hypocrite
Phase Four - In the Last Month..?
01. Made out?: yea
02. Cheated?: NEVER
03. Fell in love?: nope
04. Been drunk?: nope
05. Gotten high?: nope
06. Been stoned?: nope
07. Driven under the influence?: nope
08. Stolen anything?: yea
09. Gone skinny dipping?: I love skinny dipping
10. Asked someone out?: nah
11. Flashed someone?: yes
12. Had sex?: nah
13. Lied?: yes
14. Laughed so hard you pissed yourself?: nah, its been awhile since ive done that
15. Killed and fried a whale?: uh suuuuuuure
16. Tried to kill someone with an orange push up pop?:….Push ups? I love push ups….
17. Snuck out of the house at night?: nope
18. Ran away?: nope
19. Have you broken a heart?: yea
20. Loved someone so much you cried?:nah
21. Gone on a date?: no
Phase Four - Do You..?
01. Drive?: yep
02. Drink?: not as much as I used to
03. Date?: I wish I dated more often?
04. Hate anyone?: eh
05. Have a hit list?: nah
06. Plotted someone's death?: yes
07. Give your heart away easily?: yea
08. Do Drugs?: not really anymore
09. Keep things from your friends?: I try not to
10. Keep things from your family?: yes
11. Want to make out with someone?: yes, but not a sloppy make-out, a nice passionate make-out
12. Plan to get married?: sure, but nobody prolly wants to marry me
13. Plans to have kids?: 2 boys, Albert and Leonardo
14. Plan to go to college?: sure
15. Have problems trusting others?: depends on who the “other” is
16. Scare easily?: no
17. Who Do You Look Up To?: Brandon Saller
18. Regret Anything?: yes
Phase Five - Beliefs
01. Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes, but it don’t believe in me.
02. God?: I dunno what I believe in
03. The Devil?: nah, he’s a pussy
04. Angels?: don’t kno
05. Buddah?: Ill give his tummy a rub
06. Cows?: yeah, I believe in tippin em too
07. Yourself?: eh…only when Im working out
08. Your friends?: yes
09. Mythical creatures?: no
10. Urban legends?: not really
11. Life after death?: I have no Idea whats after all this
12. Heaven and Hell?: I don’t kno
13. That Jesus is the son of God?: Couldn’t tell ya, I never met the guy
14. Online relationships?: nah
15. Long distance relationships?: they don’t work
16. That age doesn't matter?: age DEFINATLEY matters
Phase Six - This or That
01. Chocolate or Vanilla?: VANILLA!!!!!!!!!
02. Life or Death?: life
03. Cows or Ducks?: ducks
04. Song writing or poetry?: both
05. Band or Jocks? You cant ask me things like this.
06. Football or Soccer?: soccor
07. Male or Female?: Female?
08. Short or tall?: short
09. Burping or sneezing?: sneezing
10. Hug or Kiss?: both simultaneously
11. New or Old?: old
12. This or that?: that
13. One night stand or being with someone for the rest of your life?: REST OF MY LIFE BABY!
14. Ice cream or sherbert?: um Ice cream….who likes sherbert better?????
15. Quiet or Loud?: depends
16. Away or home games?: home
Phase Eight - Word Association
01. Band: practice
02. Music: = life
03. White: black
04. Hands: callace
05. Black: magic
06. Gray: feelings
07. Moo: cow
08. Love: lonliness
09. Hate: being alone
10. Movies: entertainment
11. Sex: fun!!
12. Camp: kill yourself
13. Shoes: Emerica
14. Clothes: Tank tops
15. Sticks: stones, and broken bones
16. Yes: ok
17. No: ok
18. School: gay
19. You: happy
20. Me: lonley
21. Binary: star
22. Viva La: Bam
23. Dog: Gabriel
24. Dumbfuck: me
25. Fried: calamari
26. Push-up-pops: push ups…YES
27. Orange: red
28. Left: behind
29. Right: way
30. About: what
Phase Nine - Finish The Sentence
01. I miss: cuddling
02. I love: my friends
03. I need: some luvin!
04. I want: some luvin
05. What is: wrong with me?
06. What does: this all mean?
07. I hate: Myself
08. Who is: stronger than me?
09. Mine: keep it
10. I can't: keep my hopes up forever
11. I wish: I was happier
12. You are: getting stronger everday
13. People are: possible friends…possible enemies
16. It doesn't mean: you have to care,its just that I do
17. My friends are: my life
18. I didn't mean: to have it end this way
19. I'm sorry for: everything
20. I am afraid of: being alone forever
21. I laugh when: I am with my friends
22. I laugh at: everything that’s funny
23. I can't wait for: my life to begin
24. I do not: want to wait for certain things
25. I do: want to wait for certain things
26. I sleep with: nobody
27. I have a scar: ….where don’t I have a scar?
Phase Nine - Last Thoughts
01. Did you enjoy this?: eh
02. Do you hate us for making this?: nah
03. Would you ever do this again?: maybe
04. Did you answer everything truthfully?: yes
05. Were you annoyed by our personal questions?: eh
06. Did this move, alter, or change your life in any way, shape or form?: not particularly
07.Are you going to pass this on?: prolly
01. Given Name:Albert John
02. Age: 16
03. Height: 5’11
04. Weight: 165 lbs
05. Hair Color: brown
06. Location: Davie
07. Grade: 11
08. Date of Birth: August 24th 1987
09. Eye Color: shit-brown
10. Family Members: sister, mom, dad, etc…
Phase Two - Relationships
01. Do You Have a Crush?: yes
02. What Is Their Name?: don’t know if I wanna say on here
03. How long have you liked them?: she had me from hello
04. Do You Have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: no…: (
05. What Is Their Name?: im single
06. How long have you dated: im single
07. Do you secretly lust after someone?: yea, sure, why not?
08. Is your crush/bf/gf cute, adorable, or hott?: more beautiful than a sunrise in the keys
09. When was your first kiss?: 6th grade
10. Who was it with (if you recall their name)?: Jasmine
11. Who Was Your First BF/GF?: samantha
12. When Was This?: like second grade
13. Do you believe in premarital sex?: well… if I said no, id be a hypocrite
Phase Four - In the Last Month..?
01. Made out?: yea
02. Cheated?: NEVER
03. Fell in love?: nope
04. Been drunk?: nope
05. Gotten high?: nope
06. Been stoned?: nope
07. Driven under the influence?: nope
08. Stolen anything?: yea
09. Gone skinny dipping?: I love skinny dipping
10. Asked someone out?: nah
11. Flashed someone?: yes
12. Had sex?: nah
13. Lied?: yes
14. Laughed so hard you pissed yourself?: nah, its been awhile since ive done that
15. Killed and fried a whale?: uh suuuuuuure
16. Tried to kill someone with an orange push up pop?:….Push ups? I love push ups….
17. Snuck out of the house at night?: nope
18. Ran away?: nope
19. Have you broken a heart?: yea
20. Loved someone so much you cried?:nah
21. Gone on a date?: no
Phase Four - Do You..?
01. Drive?: yep
02. Drink?: not as much as I used to
03. Date?: I wish I dated more often?
04. Hate anyone?: eh
05. Have a hit list?: nah
06. Plotted someone's death?: yes
07. Give your heart away easily?: yea
08. Do Drugs?: not really anymore
09. Keep things from your friends?: I try not to
10. Keep things from your family?: yes
11. Want to make out with someone?: yes, but not a sloppy make-out, a nice passionate make-out
12. Plan to get married?: sure, but nobody prolly wants to marry me
13. Plans to have kids?: 2 boys, Albert and Leonardo
14. Plan to go to college?: sure
15. Have problems trusting others?: depends on who the “other” is
16. Scare easily?: no
17. Who Do You Look Up To?: Brandon Saller
18. Regret Anything?: yes
Phase Five - Beliefs
01. Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes, but it don’t believe in me.
02. God?: I dunno what I believe in
03. The Devil?: nah, he’s a pussy
04. Angels?: don’t kno
05. Buddah?: Ill give his tummy a rub
06. Cows?: yeah, I believe in tippin em too
07. Yourself?: eh…only when Im working out
08. Your friends?: yes
09. Mythical creatures?: no
10. Urban legends?: not really
11. Life after death?: I have no Idea whats after all this
12. Heaven and Hell?: I don’t kno
13. That Jesus is the son of God?: Couldn’t tell ya, I never met the guy
14. Online relationships?: nah
15. Long distance relationships?: they don’t work
16. That age doesn't matter?: age DEFINATLEY matters
Phase Six - This or That
01. Chocolate or Vanilla?: VANILLA!!!!!!!!!
02. Life or Death?: life
03. Cows or Ducks?: ducks
04. Song writing or poetry?: both
05. Band or Jocks? You cant ask me things like this.
06. Football or Soccer?: soccor
07. Male or Female?: Female?
08. Short or tall?: short
09. Burping or sneezing?: sneezing
10. Hug or Kiss?: both simultaneously
11. New or Old?: old
12. This or that?: that
13. One night stand or being with someone for the rest of your life?: REST OF MY LIFE BABY!
14. Ice cream or sherbert?: um Ice cream….who likes sherbert better?????
15. Quiet or Loud?: depends
16. Away or home games?: home
Phase Eight - Word Association
01. Band: practice
02. Music: = life
03. White: black
04. Hands: callace
05. Black: magic
06. Gray: feelings
07. Moo: cow
08. Love: lonliness
09. Hate: being alone
10. Movies: entertainment
11. Sex: fun!!
12. Camp: kill yourself
13. Shoes: Emerica
14. Clothes: Tank tops
15. Sticks: stones, and broken bones
16. Yes: ok
17. No: ok
18. School: gay
19. You: happy
20. Me: lonley
21. Binary: star
22. Viva La: Bam
23. Dog: Gabriel
24. Dumbfuck: me
25. Fried: calamari
26. Push-up-pops: push ups…YES
27. Orange: red
28. Left: behind
29. Right: way
30. About: what
Phase Nine - Finish The Sentence
01. I miss: cuddling
02. I love: my friends
03. I need: some luvin!
04. I want: some luvin
05. What is: wrong with me?
06. What does: this all mean?
07. I hate: Myself
08. Who is: stronger than me?
09. Mine: keep it
10. I can't: keep my hopes up forever
11. I wish: I was happier
12. You are: getting stronger everday
13. People are: possible friends…possible enemies
16. It doesn't mean: you have to care,its just that I do
17. My friends are: my life
18. I didn't mean: to have it end this way
19. I'm sorry for: everything
20. I am afraid of: being alone forever
21. I laugh when: I am with my friends
22. I laugh at: everything that’s funny
23. I can't wait for: my life to begin
24. I do not: want to wait for certain things
25. I do: want to wait for certain things
26. I sleep with: nobody
27. I have a scar: ….where don’t I have a scar?
Phase Nine - Last Thoughts
01. Did you enjoy this?: eh
02. Do you hate us for making this?: nah
03. Would you ever do this again?: maybe
04. Did you answer everything truthfully?: yes
05. Were you annoyed by our personal questions?: eh
06. Did this move, alter, or change your life in any way, shape or form?: not particularly
07.Are you going to pass this on?: prolly