Today's "Cart-Before-The-Horse" News
CNN.com: Study links sexual content on TV to teen pregnancy
Hm. Sexual content comes on the screen and hormone levels surge to a paralyzing level, thus incapacitating teens from changing the channel or turning the thing off?! I would have never thought of that.
And who knew that the American television came equipped with a fully-functioning, inseminating penis AND fertile female reproductive system? Shit, if I'd known that, I would have started humping the TV ages ago.
Then again, if U.S. single-parent statistics are to be believed, the TV sticks around much longer and more often than many Bio-Dads.
Hm. Sexual content comes on the screen and hormone levels surge to a paralyzing level, thus incapacitating teens from changing the channel or turning the thing off?! I would have never thought of that.
And who knew that the American television came equipped with a fully-functioning, inseminating penis AND fertile female reproductive system? Shit, if I'd known that, I would have started humping the TV ages ago.
Then again, if U.S. single-parent statistics are to be believed, the TV sticks around much longer and more often than many Bio-Dads.