this is the city of god
oh my god, ive had the best day
well, it was a really good day in general, the best in a long time, i just had a laugh wqith people, saw hb, which is good because we havent chatted in aaages. we went to see the davil wear prada. which has made me decide that thats what i want to do, i want to start out at the bottom fetching coffee for nurotic bitches, and then make it to the top, and if that wasnt the biggest career boost, here what happened walking to the bus stop!
so im walking down briggate, and theres all these red carpets and shit outside, so i walked up to this guy with a massive camera, and asked what was going on. "oh its this 10th bitchday thing for harvey nichols", so i hung around for a while, chatted with some other guys and stuff about their photography work, when i hear Dita Von Tease was there earlier, and in the evening was doing a privtae berlesk dance thing for the people inside. anyway, then this woman comes out and say, alright were let you guys in now, so all these photographers start walking down to the gates, so im like what the hell, ill try and blag my way in. so did, i stood behind this guy andy, and when got to the front, im lik "yeah, im andy studds assistant" and adnsy like yeah yeah she is, and this woman lets me in! so im stood in the paparazi bit, taking photos on my little 35 mm, black and white manual, of old celebs and soap stars and crap, shouting 'to the left love' and all this shit. when the woman comes back and shes like, 'oh were beinging dita back round for another entrance!', fuck me, so they like opened up out barrier and let us into the foyer, and i stood there, at the front, photographing DITA VON TEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111, im 16, and i have dita von tease in my portfolio, sriously guys, lifes fucking begining already, and i love the way it feels!
well, it was a really good day in general, the best in a long time, i just had a laugh wqith people, saw hb, which is good because we havent chatted in aaages. we went to see the davil wear prada. which has made me decide that thats what i want to do, i want to start out at the bottom fetching coffee for nurotic bitches, and then make it to the top, and if that wasnt the biggest career boost, here what happened walking to the bus stop!
so im walking down briggate, and theres all these red carpets and shit outside, so i walked up to this guy with a massive camera, and asked what was going on. "oh its this 10th bitchday thing for harvey nichols", so i hung around for a while, chatted with some other guys and stuff about their photography work, when i hear Dita Von Tease was there earlier, and in the evening was doing a privtae berlesk dance thing for the people inside. anyway, then this woman comes out and say, alright were let you guys in now, so all these photographers start walking down to the gates, so im like what the hell, ill try and blag my way in. so did, i stood behind this guy andy, and when got to the front, im lik "yeah, im andy studds assistant" and adnsy like yeah yeah she is, and this woman lets me in! so im stood in the paparazi bit, taking photos on my little 35 mm, black and white manual, of old celebs and soap stars and crap, shouting 'to the left love' and all this shit. when the woman comes back and shes like, 'oh were beinging dita back round for another entrance!', fuck me, so they like opened up out barrier and let us into the foyer, and i stood there, at the front, photographing DITA VON TEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111, im 16, and i have dita von tease in my portfolio, sriously guys, lifes fucking begining already, and i love the way it feels!