((THNM'd to AFTER the events of flowerclock.))

[virtupets]

HANGOVER

oh lawd it hurts so much

Haven't messed myself up this bad in a looooooooooooooong time. Ow. Ow.

Comments

[h_hollister]

*snnnnnnrk*

Stupid. Drink water next time.

[virtupets]

I think I did? I'm pretty sure I did.

I...took a webcam picture of a glass of water last night, so I must have.

[h_hollister]

Taking a picture is not the same as drinking it. Unless you drink water by some weird alien osmosis thing.

[virtupets]

Also, my wastebasket was full of vomit. I certainly hope that it was my vomit, because otherwise, I don't know what happened to the person who left it.

[h_hollister]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.

[virtupets]

Don't worry, it was all cleaned up after I called in the Grundo janitorial squad. That goes for all the beer cans too.

And those few wine bottles.

And that empty, broken bottle of Stoli.

And the spilled bottle of tequila.

And the McDonald's I didn't eat.

[h_hollister]

What the hell were you drinking all that shit for? Did you decide to give up the evil genius gig and try to erase enough brain cells to become a disc jockey?

[virtupets]

I'm a big guy; it takes a lot to get me good and proper sloshed!

And why do you care? Telling you would defeat the purpose of drinking to forget, anyhow.

[h_hollister]

I care because I enjoy laughing at you.

[virtupets]

THAT'S NOT CARING, THAT'S SCHADENFREUDE

I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, OKAY