Personal Log 2

[virtupets]

Plans are going reasonably nicely as far as my current conquest go. Rumor has it there have been a few snags in the Kreludor civil war campaign, but seeing that the fuse has already been lit on that powder keg by yours truly a few years ago, I'm not terribly concerned about any setbacks just yet

Comments

[h_hollister]

I hate to say that I approve of you zapping illiterate idiots with a death ray, but goddamn sometimes you just HAVE to.

[virtupets]

It wasn't even hard to find the stupid questions waiting in their editorial queue. Neopians as dumb as dirt, every last one of them. This includes the ones under my employ, apparently.

[h_hollister]

I also particularly like the "I don't understand what you're saying and I'm a DOCTOR!" line. Well done, Sloth, you have a sense of humor.

[virtupets]

I've always had a sense of humor! It's part of what makes me sexy!

[h_hollister]

Sexy like warthog.

[virtupets]

Sexy like a warthog. Use proper grammar when addressing me, wench.

I'm still bored. I'm in the middle of the hostile takeover of an entire world and all that surrounds it, and I'm bored. These quiet moments between all the action are going to be the death of me yet. ENTERTAIN ME.

[h_hollister]

It was a figure of speech, Warty.

Hmm. I could sing you a few choice selections from my favorite musical of all time, 1776.

[virtupets]

It was a stupid one. And I'm smooth and wartless all over; you're welcome to personally inspect this claim any time you so desire.

I was thinking something more along the lines of YouTube.

[h_hollister]

Awwwww, how about no?

Hmm. Cute kittens are out. How about a truly sexy British man blowing up cars that have been flung off a cliff?

[virtupets]

While your claims of that wrinkled, old limey bastard being sexy are questionable, at best...

That is pretty spectacular. Bullets are kind of outdated as far as I'm concerned, but damn.

...I wish I could be doing something like that right now.

[h_hollister]

You still want more, Frankie?

[virtupets]

I hope to hear you say that someday in a whole different context.

Sure, hit me.

[h_hollister]

Not a chance.

More stuff blowin' up real good.

[virtupets]

You're so lucky I like this song.

[h_hollister]

Hee hee. It's the new Rickroll.

Okay, seriously, peep this shit.

[virtupets]

New, my ass. Zonday's been around for months now. That's, like, centuries in internet years.

This one's sort of boring. I've personally seen better explosions. I've personally made better explosions.