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✓ I miss somebody right now. (My aunts, uncles, and cousins. Always missing them!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I'm a total TV junkie. I need to write down a list to figure out just what exactly I'm addicted to.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Too many - I'm stacking them now. Current read: Everyone Worth Knowing by Lauren Weisberger)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Just got a pair of Dolce and Gabbana.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Kingdom Hearts games, Mario, Halo)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (As a joke, prom night junior year with my gay best friend.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? All the time.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Tummy tuck.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I can never have enough money. :-D)
✓ I love sushi. (Eel & Avocado)
✓ I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (Past my shoulderblades! And THICK!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Fake eyelashes.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I always screen my calls.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I think I'm rather pretty, even if I could lose some weight.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I lie a lot. Mostly making excuses not to go out.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (The only way I'd ever own my own business is if it were a brothel (SO COOL!). It should be regulated.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I just haven't found it yet.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Lots of friends from home. From school? Not as much, but I'm fixing that.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (SO MUCH HATE. Awkward silences frighten me to death.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (That's all I wear at school, when I'm in the dorm.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I'm an addict.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (But I NEED the pink RAZR.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Just skirted 6, actually. December.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (And I still feel guilty about it.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (ALEC! YAY!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (3 children, with terribly dorky names. I pity them already.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (And it wasn't as horrible as I thought.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I don't LIKE a lot of things, but I'm not allergic.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everybody does, and always will.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol and a cigar.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Why not? It's BRILLIANT.)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Who hasn't?)
× I enjoy some country music. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And dress up! I was a flapper last year. I don't know what I'll be this year. Maybe Jackie O. or Marilyn Monroe.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Though I wish I had a job.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Though not celebrities. Though I want to marry Colin Firth)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I had (and still have a bit, really) a crush on a 24-year old, and was smitted with a 28-year old Parisian for a week.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Not a job, but I love being a student.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Although I wish I weren't so lazy. But I'm too lazy to change. :-D)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I feel too hot in sneakers, though I love a nice heel.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I want to be a famous columnist/editor/critic.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Clarinet.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (It's my greatest fear to be stuck in a cubicle job (though if it were a cool job for a magazine, I wouldn't mind).)
✓ I went to college out of state. (Washington, DC, baby!)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Just a little bit.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Betrayed by college friends, who I thought were MY people.)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Pink! Not neon.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Just the Americana ones.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I am a freak.)
✓ I can't whistle. (Much to my chargin.)
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (They SMELL.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I never write in journals for longer than a day!)
× I talk in my sleep. (I kick.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Decade, maybe)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Movies and internet.)
✓ I wear a toe ring. (2, actually. Never take them off except for surgery. The one on my left index toe has been there for 3 years, the one on my right for 7.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (Flowers right below my ankle.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I love the people I work with, when I'm at the Public Affairs office.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (I'm a Starbucks whore.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (FUCKING HIPPIES.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I say that I would, but I really couldn't.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I collect pressed pennies and foreign currency.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Champagne or sweet mixed drink, yes. Wine, no.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (I have hairy toes, though they're pretty otherwise.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I'm bored!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. (Like I said, the only way I would is if it were a brothel.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (DUH.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I wouldn't want to be!)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I almost cried during the Doctor Who finale.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (The Annie Hall look? I WISH I could pull it off!)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Because I'm afraid they wouldn't like me anymore.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I think I have too-high ambitions.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I went to the CUA student help center for anxiety issues, though I never actually had a meeting.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I believe in Angels.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I fear living alone, and I can't be alone by myself at night. It's a literal fear.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Many, many obsessions.)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Well, lately.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Worst thing is, right now it's EXPENSIVE. Designer glasses and purses and clothes!)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Come on, everybody is, really.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (North America and Europe (and central America, which isn't really a continent but it's still dramatically different).)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Only because of his sheer stupidity, not because I don't like him.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (South Park Republican.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Je parle français, et je veux étudier ou travailler en France.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. (I multitask.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Lately, that is.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (AP US, anyone? Mr. Flowers's identifications!)
× I have no piercings. (Four (two on each ear, and I won't be getting anymore).)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (When I'm at school, I miss my dogs than I miss my parents.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (A Nintendo and a Game Gear.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Though I wish it didn't.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I desperately want a pink wig.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I think it makes me a better person, as long as I'm not unhappy.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (When I'm at school.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Many, many of my obsessions the majority of my RL friends find weird.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Especially when they abuse the attention they get.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (It's a well-paying job!)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (No, but I often wonder what it would be like if certain historical figures were alive today.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But I'm so bad!)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (It feels so nice!)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (I WISH I was one!)
× I am a twin! (No, but my dad is - does that mean I have the generic trait to have twins? I hope so.)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I think it IS fun!)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Once or twice.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Why should I pay for something I might not like? If I really like the band I'll go ahead and buy their CD, even if I've already downloaded it.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (I say random things, but not on purpose.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the hell is Death Note?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (SO MUCH HATE.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (HATE IT.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (I'm not a music person.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Well, to my college friends (except Jill, Sophie, and Kristin).)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Such a coffee freak.)