Friends Only, Away from Joe and Galina

[virtuosic_flair]

Okay, did EVERYONE see my dad kiss that total whore tonight at Grandma's party!?

Jesus Christ. Way to get drunk and stupid, Dad.

Comments

[seminalsemiotic]

It could have been worse, honey. You should have seen what I did with one of my "gay" friends at a party when I was sixteen...

[virtuosic_flair]

But did your wife and daughter just die six months before that?

This IS worse!

[seminalsemiotic]

Point taken. But maybe Joe needed a night to be drunk and stupid. It happens to the best of us.

[virtuosic_flair]

Arrrgghhhhh. I know. I know. I've BEEN high and stupid. But goddammit.

[seminalsemiotic]

I know, honey. Want me to come over for a debrief of the not-dirty variety?

[virtuosic_flair]

If you keep me from not shooting up, yes please.

[seminalsemiotic]

I'm sure we can manage that together. I'll be there soon.