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[virtuosic_flair]

HI! Dad left for London so he could go to a bunch of parties. I told him he's going to have another kid now and it's time to be responsible, but you try to keep the party animal from going wild. It's insane. We'll be there tomorrow with Mum, we just couldn't get away without going to school first

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[in_spectre_mors]

Don't worry, I won't let Joe do anything I wouldn't do!

I'm so looking forward to seeing you and Damon tomorrow. I'm so glad you could both make it! Believe me, having been there for the organisation, I know how very much you wouldn't want to miss this!

I believe I can summarise the Bernard situation with, grumble grumble.

Anyway, I think I'll leave your batteries well enough alone!

[virtuosic_flair]

That's leaving him open to dressing up in shiny clothes, being a rock star, and having gay sex. I approve!! Mum probably doesn't approve on that last part...

I never would, Spectre. I missed enough.

He's stupid. Back the fuck up off my Grandma, you fuck!

They're Energizer!! They're my new favourite things!

[in_spectre_mors]

I think I'd be content with getting Joe into a shiny shirt and singing karaoke! Maybe with a few drinks...

Well, you need never miss anything again, and we're glad for it!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Haha. Energiser. Bunny. Hahaha...

[virtuosic_flair]

I don't think you'll even need the drinks. The man taped a picture of himself wearing a leaf to his son's door because he thought it was funny...

In case I haven't over-emphasized the point enough yet, I love and appreciate you. Uncle Spectre.

If you put the batteries in backwards he keeps coming and coming and co...okay I tell horrible but relevant jokes.

[in_spectre_mors]

Hahahaha! To be fair, I think it's funny too! I love that picture, in a totally platonic he's-my-brother way.

And I love and appreciate you, Julian, very much. Hehe, Uncle Spectre. I like it.

Oh, you had me rolling on the floor with that one! Which... context, people, context.

[virtuosic_flair]

Hey, I understand that way very well.

I like it too!

Hehhehhehe!