A conversation:

[virtuistic]

So, I'm putting the finishing touches on my Car Musicks Compendium: RAWK version, and I ask my roommate a question. This is what follows.

virtuistic: Hey, did you get a chance to download Jumpin' Jack Flash the other day?
worthyopponent: No. But I didn't try.
virtuistic: Man, you're a bitch.
worthyopponent: Well, you could just buy it.
virtuistic: What?
worthyopponent: You know... pay for it.
virtuistic: No way. Why on earth would I do something so boringly legal?
worthyopponent: Just sayin'.
virtuistic: That's retarded, Faith. Homey don't play that.