Clearly, I have been indulging in too much
icanhascheezburger. So, this broken foot thing? Kind if irritating. But you know what's kind of fun? I get to sit here on the couch with my laptop on my left thigh and my poor, broken right foot submerged in water in a bucket-aka-the-white-Rubbermaid-trash-can-that-I've-had-since-freshman-year-in-the-dorms-and-yes,-I-used-bleach-first.
I feel like a crazy person, and it's actually quite liberating. I think I might start sitting with one foot in a bucket/trashcan just for the heck of it once this is all said and done. Oh, you laugh, but you haven't tried it.