Where are my manners?

[virtuistic]

Wow. I came back with a vengeance, didn't I? Starting off with the life-update, moving into the completely unexpected political tirade, remodelled both spade_news and sbp_midwest, and waded back into ye olde f-list.

I'm happy to say (though it seems thoroughly needless at this point):
I'M BACK! THE HIATUS IS OFFICIALLY OVAH.
It feels good to be home.

I've missed you! How are you! Give me the scoop! What've I missed?