Mommas, don't let your disabled babies grow up in Cleveland... and Sean, get out while you can. Clearly, they make 'em out of pure crazy over there. Yikes.
**Also, way to go CNN! You misspelled the defendant's name, neglected to tell us how old this man is, and forgot to put a space between said incorrect spelling and the word "is". Sent my brain for a jump, I tell you what. Actually, the entire article is worded poorly. I tried reading it aloud to Faith, and it was almost entirely impossible. Hooray for shoddy journalism from major news sources! *heddesk*
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