You Know You're a Poor College Student When...
- You work a crappy job that often results in injuries. (i.e. finger gouges)
- You sterilize the wound in question (i.e., finger gouge) with vodka.
- You spend half an hour searching in your backpack for a band-aid because you vaguely remember your mom fussing about them sometime before freshman year and shoving them into a pocket that has apparently evaporated.
- You abandon band-aid.
- You apply more vodka.
- You sterilize the wound in question (i.e., finger gouge) with vodka.
- You spend half an hour searching in your backpack for a band-aid because you vaguely remember your mom fussing about them sometime before freshman year and shoving them into a pocket that has apparently evaporated.
- You abandon band-aid.
- You apply more vodka.