For some reason, I find this really amusing...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, virtuethecat sent to me...
Twelve mountaingoats drumming
Eleven linguistics piping
Ten books a-leaping
Nine stars dancing
Eight words a-milking
Seven hoodies a-writing
Six tattoos a-painting
Five bu-u-u-urroughs
Four one eyedcats
Three bright eyes
Two jersey diners
...and a communism in a poetry.