fuck you lou, you don't know what you're talking about.
Harry Potter movie can suck my fucking testicles (if you don't want ANY spoilers, do not read, I talk about things but the real spoiler funny bits are down in the cut). They left out so much shit from the book it made me want to stab people (not really, just sad).
There was only like one really bad ass spell slinging part of the whole movie and they missed out on a GLORIOUS opportunity for a big bang at the end and they skipped over it. Entirely. It infuriated me.
The only thing that made it worse is the GROSS SKIPPING OVER OF SOME HOT GINNY ACTION GODAMNIT.
Actually, it was ok, last movie was better. Even tho half-blood prince was _significantly_ better than order of the phoenix. The first scene of the next movie is going to obliterate all the other movies combined so whatevs.
Whomever plays Ron did a fucking fantastic job and he saved the movie in terms of actability. Daniel nakedHorse has gotten significantly worse in his acting and has shooed up more of his acting ability. Hermoinie acted like a little bitch the whole damn movie and did nothing but to berate/bellittle the strongest female character (next to what's her face the gryffindor headmaster McCronogul or something). I mean the story in the book was a tad ridiculous involving all the women but good god the things they cut out.
I'm not trying to get all preachy, I really like hermoine, but they really gave her the shaft that movie. At least I didn't have to witness her breasts magically appear mid movie again tho (ok I'm lying that's the whole reason I saw one of them in theatres). She's looking hot, but my award for best harry chick goes to Luna, followed closely by Ginny. And for pure psycho sex appeal, Lavender (poor girl). We all know Luna's the type to let you cum in her butt and not complain. Good girl :) (oh god kill me).
I know they can't put a lot into the movie, and the constant reminder that the movie is PG explains why they did a lot of things (and why the dude got blasted in the chest rather than his face, along with other things). But damnit, so much was cut, so much subtext! So much other shit that they just tried to get away with by showing a close up on something. Rather than fucking explaining it. I begged my friends to read the book after and they were all like, "meh." FUCK.
Fuck I want a magic wand.
also, that dude licking his finger. I lol'd so hard.
Gandalf (I mean, Dumbledoor) is so badass he can make zombies burn, UNDERWATER, HE CAN MAKE THINGS BURN IN WATER, HE IS BAD ASS. And that scene was almost cooler than the toe to toe fight with voldemort in the last book.
also, seriously, where's my harry and ginny action?!?!? MOTHER FUCKERS.
Neville would have done it in 4 books. Eat that.
There was only like one really bad ass spell slinging part of the whole movie and they missed out on a GLORIOUS opportunity for a big bang at the end and they skipped over it. Entirely. It infuriated me.
The only thing that made it worse is the GROSS SKIPPING OVER OF SOME HOT GINNY ACTION GODAMNIT.
Actually, it was ok, last movie was better. Even tho half-blood prince was _significantly_ better than order of the phoenix. The first scene of the next movie is going to obliterate all the other movies combined so whatevs.
Whomever plays Ron did a fucking fantastic job and he saved the movie in terms of actability. Daniel nakedHorse has gotten significantly worse in his acting and has shooed up more of his acting ability. Hermoinie acted like a little bitch the whole damn movie and did nothing but to berate/bellittle the strongest female character (next to what's her face the gryffindor headmaster McCronogul or something). I mean the story in the book was a tad ridiculous involving all the women but good god the things they cut out.
I'm not trying to get all preachy, I really like hermoine, but they really gave her the shaft that movie. At least I didn't have to witness her breasts magically appear mid movie again tho (ok I'm lying that's the whole reason I saw one of them in theatres). She's looking hot, but my award for best harry chick goes to Luna, followed closely by Ginny. And for pure psycho sex appeal, Lavender (poor girl). We all know Luna's the type to let you cum in her butt and not complain. Good girl :) (oh god kill me).
I know they can't put a lot into the movie, and the constant reminder that the movie is PG explains why they did a lot of things (and why the dude got blasted in the chest rather than his face, along with other things). But damnit, so much was cut, so much subtext! So much other shit that they just tried to get away with by showing a close up on something. Rather than fucking explaining it. I begged my friends to read the book after and they were all like, "meh." FUCK.
Fuck I want a magic wand.
also, that dude licking his finger. I lol'd so hard.
Gandalf (I mean, Dumbledoor) is so badass he can make zombies burn, UNDERWATER, HE CAN MAKE THINGS BURN IN WATER, HE IS BAD ASS. And that scene was almost cooler than the toe to toe fight with voldemort in the last book.
also, seriously, where's my harry and ginny action?!?!? MOTHER FUCKERS.
Neville would have done it in 4 books. Eat that.