I must be bored

[virtuallyinsane]

Okay, I doubt most of you will get any of this. But I was bored so I ended up writing an ABCs of gaming.

Auron: Played at life for too long.
Bomberman: Accidental suicide bomber.
Counter-Strike: Bomb has been planted.
DS Lite: bringing SexyBack.
Everquest: Because mithril needs to be used for something.
Firebat: I love the smell of napalm.
Galaga: Getting my ship back.
Heart Containers: They hide that shit.
Ikaruga: Ebony and iiiiivory.
Jak: Barely cooler than an "ottsel".
Koopas: Jump on it, jump on it.
Lemmings: Most fun with genocide.
Mario: Never actually seen with a plunger.
Noob: No, I don't want to power level with you.
Oddworld: Possess your own fart.
Pilotwings: Skydive on the cheap.
Q*bert: @!#?@!
Resident Evil: Nemesis wants to be my best friend.
Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi.
Tails: Better than Sonic because he can FLY.
Uber Trick: Better than using it for boost.
Virtual Boy: Still seeing red.
Wii: Nuff said.
X-Men Legends: Sorry you still can't play as Professor X.
Yuffie: Stole my gil, good riddance.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors: Armed with only a water gun.