What an odd day for an
apocalypse. I mean, really, a Wednesday? Color me surprised.
So... I'm not sure exactly what's going on (beyond the obvious, read: ZOMBIES!), but I can tell you all one thing for sure: accountants make scarier zombies than you might think. Though at least their tendancy to always carry a pen in their front pocket lends itself to easy-access weapons. I stabbed two zombies in the eye on my way into the office today. Of course, that didn't stop them for long. I barely made it into the elevator! I need to find something good for decapitation around here, but all we have are office supplies!
Something tells me I should've just called in sick...