Quotes from "Some of My Favorite Movies"
1. "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano." : Heathers
2. "Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother." : Pump Up the Volume
3. "I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" : Labyrinth
4. "No one saw me kill it. Except you." : The Island of Dr. Moreau
5. "The extreme always seems to make an impression." : Heathers
6. "I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased." : The Faculty
7. "...he became a little too devoted." : Nature of the Beast
8. "Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too." : Fight Club
9. "Listen, I didn't kill anyone -- except some guy tried to kill me, so if I see that guy again, I'm definitely gonna kill him, but I'm not going to kill anybody else." : Grosse Pointe Blank
10. "You're that geeky Stephen King kid -- there's one of you in every school." : The Faculty
11. "Kill your brother, you'll feel better." : The Lost Boys
12. "It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?" : Pump Up the Volume
13. "And I used to be such a nice guy." : Fight Club
14. "Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass." : The Long Kiss Goodnight
15. "In case you haven't been paying attention to current events, we just got our asses kicked, pal!" : Aliens
16. "I can't get married -- I'm a thirty-year-old boy." : Fight Club
17. "If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?" : The Lost Boys
18. "I'm down to my last inch of skin!!!" : Near Dark
19. "I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!" : Return of the Jedi
20. "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like 'Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins.' Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?" : The Long Kiss Goodnight
21. "They can bill me." : Aliens
22. "Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets." : Heathers
23. "Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!" : Back to the Future 2
24. "She's a predator posing as a house pet." : Fight Club
25. "Bowling?" : Fright Night 2
26. "Gosh, you've... really got some nice toys here." : Bladerunner
27. "Death ain't no way to make a living!" : The Frighteners
28. "This is not unlike escaping my mother's womb. God, what a memory." : Ladyhawke
29. "Karmically, self-defense is quite cool." : Dead Again
30. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." : Fight Club
31. "Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life." : Heathers
32. "I'm saving my sick-days till when I'm feeling better." : The Faculty
33. "There we were, gathered together, gloomy and despondent, around a single meager woodcutter." : The Fearless Vampire Killers or, Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck
34. "Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you all." : Amadeus
35. "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" : Return of the Jedi
36. "Look. There's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up." : Back to the Future
37. "Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up." : Pump Up the Volume
38. "Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count." : Heathers
39. "You're floating! Get outta here!" : Buffy the Vampire Slayer
40. "I want my father back, you son of bitch." : The Princess Bride
41. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." : Fight Club
42. "Is that midnight L.A. time or, or Eastern Standard Time, or what? I mean, what timezone is God in anyway?" : Strange Days
43. "I'm not in the business. I am the business." : Bladerunner
44. "You're the second man who killed me this week." : Batman Returns
45. "A man is strapped to his car as it explodes and goes over the dock and you're writing this down as an accidental car crash?" : The Crow
46. "How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?" : Batman Returns
2. "Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother." : Pump Up the Volume
3. "I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" : Labyrinth
4. "No one saw me kill it. Except you." : The Island of Dr. Moreau
5. "The extreme always seems to make an impression." : Heathers
6. "I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased." : The Faculty
7. "...he became a little too devoted." : Nature of the Beast
8. "Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too." : Fight Club
9. "Listen, I didn't kill anyone -- except some guy tried to kill me, so if I see that guy again, I'm definitely gonna kill him, but I'm not going to kill anybody else." : Grosse Pointe Blank
10. "You're that geeky Stephen King kid -- there's one of you in every school." : The Faculty
11. "Kill your brother, you'll feel better." : The Lost Boys
12. "It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?" : Pump Up the Volume
13. "And I used to be such a nice guy." : Fight Club
14. "Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass." : The Long Kiss Goodnight
15. "In case you haven't been paying attention to current events, we just got our asses kicked, pal!" : Aliens
16. "I can't get married -- I'm a thirty-year-old boy." : Fight Club
17. "If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?" : The Lost Boys
18. "I'm down to my last inch of skin!!!" : Near Dark
19. "I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!" : Return of the Jedi
20. "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like 'Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins.' Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?" : The Long Kiss Goodnight
21. "They can bill me." : Aliens
22. "Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets." : Heathers
23. "Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!" : Back to the Future 2
24. "She's a predator posing as a house pet." : Fight Club
25. "Bowling?" : Fright Night 2
26. "Gosh, you've... really got some nice toys here." : Bladerunner
27. "Death ain't no way to make a living!" : The Frighteners
28. "This is not unlike escaping my mother's womb. God, what a memory." : Ladyhawke
29. "Karmically, self-defense is quite cool." : Dead Again
30. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." : Fight Club
31. "Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life." : Heathers
32. "I'm saving my sick-days till when I'm feeling better." : The Faculty
33. "There we were, gathered together, gloomy and despondent, around a single meager woodcutter." : The Fearless Vampire Killers or, Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck
34. "Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you all." : Amadeus
35. "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" : Return of the Jedi
36. "Look. There's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up." : Back to the Future
37. "Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up." : Pump Up the Volume
38. "Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count." : Heathers
39. "You're floating! Get outta here!" : Buffy the Vampire Slayer
40. "I want my father back, you son of bitch." : The Princess Bride
41. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." : Fight Club
42. "Is that midnight L.A. time or, or Eastern Standard Time, or what? I mean, what timezone is God in anyway?" : Strange Days
43. "I'm not in the business. I am the business." : Bladerunner
44. "You're the second man who killed me this week." : Batman Returns
45. "A man is strapped to his car as it explodes and goes over the dock and you're writing this down as an accidental car crash?" : The Crow
46. "How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?" : Batman Returns