You're rushing. You're dragging.
CVS, why are you like this? These are "long fur footstools." It doesn't even have any storage in it. It just exists. (Judging you.)
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[4k, 60fps, colorized] (1927) Metropolis, Fritz Lang. Dance scene. is a fever dream. Some of it seems like it's nearly 3-D. Comments suggest it contains some recently found lost footage, the scenes that aren't as crisp and have streaks on them. NSFW for Maria/Futura's costume and some of her dance moves as the Whore of Babylon.
This is from seven years ago but only showed up in my Recommended today: Weird Al Gets Whiplashed.
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LJ recalled my attention to something I wrote back in 2002 involving my distaste for food in general involved in sex scenes. These are brief snippets of Sex Scenes Without and With Honey:
"I... can't... get it out... of the bear! Arrrrrrrrgh!"
"Can we just have sex without it?"
"Before I pull a muscle, you mean?"
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"Can you lick that off already? My skin is starting to pull!"
"Hey, it's thick and I only have my tongue."
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To his horror, Partner A realizes that his dick is stuck between Partner B's lips. And he's also too stuck to thrust.
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"Okay, I can't take it anymore. Pull it off. It's been on there for hours, so I think it's congealed enough...."
"Fast or slow?"
"Fast!"
"Okay."
"AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hey, some women pay good money for this."
"Shut up. Just shut up."
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[4k, 60fps, colorized] (1927) Metropolis, Fritz Lang. Dance scene. is a fever dream. Some of it seems like it's nearly 3-D. Comments suggest it contains some recently found lost footage, the scenes that aren't as crisp and have streaks on them. NSFW for Maria/Futura's costume and some of her dance moves as the Whore of Babylon.
This is from seven years ago but only showed up in my Recommended today: Weird Al Gets Whiplashed.
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LJ recalled my attention to something I wrote back in 2002 involving my distaste for food in general involved in sex scenes. These are brief snippets of Sex Scenes Without and With Honey:
"I... can't... get it out... of the bear! Arrrrrrrrgh!"
"Can we just have sex without it?"
"Before I pull a muscle, you mean?"
***
"Can you lick that off already? My skin is starting to pull!"
"Hey, it's thick and I only have my tongue."
***
To his horror, Partner A realizes that his dick is stuck between Partner B's lips. And he's also too stuck to thrust.
***
"Okay, I can't take it anymore. Pull it off. It's been on there for hours, so I think it's congealed enough...."
"Fast or slow?"
"Fast!"
"Okay."
"AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hey, some women pay good money for this."
"Shut up. Just shut up."