To All Things an End
Kef: I MADE IT
Kef: I AM in a vacation home and just got back from dinner, haha, but i made it!!!
Me: YES
Me: Our contestants are making tweaks to their collections based on the judging.
Kef: yesssss
Me: Christopher, the judges dinged you hard last time, so shut it about the other contestants.
Me: The hair for Melissa's models confounds me.
Kef: melissa confounds me in general
Me: ha ha
Kef: what
Kef: why
Kef: hair paint
Me: dafuck on Dmitry's models' hair. It looks wrong.
Kef: i do not understand
Kef: at least Melissa's awful wigs are gone
Me: Hey, her new idea could still go wrong.
Kef: wow are we going to pr all stars that quick?
Me: I know, right?!
Kef: ALSO
Kef: DIDN'T ULI WIN?
Kef: WHY IS SHE BACK
Kef: i thought... she won
Kef: WAIT
Kef: did jeffrey win
Kef: no
Kef: was that her season
Kef: I DON'T REMEMBER, I THOUGHT ULI WON
Me: Uli didn't win! She didn't.
Me: Jeffrey won
Kef: wtf
Kef: omg
Kef: revisionist history
Kef: i thought she won
Me: You were disappointed
Kef: wow.
Me: Revisionist the way it should have been.
Kef: I'M SORRY, I'M AN OLD MAN, THE MEMORY IS GONE
Me: I know Uli and remember Wendy Pepper as a season one, but everybody else I barely remember aside from how they mostly sucked.
Kef: wow, uli needs to win
Kef: joshua for real...
Me: "Expensive look." Drink!
Me: Oh, melissa.
Me: The shoes are not the problem. The skirt is.
Kef: melissa....
Kef: shhh, dmitry you're not tim
Me: aaaaaaah, Fabio, stop manipulating my television screen!
Kef: USE IT THOUGHTFULLY
Kef: SO THOUGHTFULLY
Kef: KISSES FROM TIM
Kef: no, you don't want them to look like you
Kef: hahahaha, IT'S FUCKING RED
Me: Her Obsidian Dress, remember?
Kef: OMG NO
Kef: HIM
Kef: JESUS
Kef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kef: the pants, i still remember the like 800 dollar pants
Me: Project Runway Delusional "All-Stars"
Me: Christopher is extra crispy all right.
Kef: fucking christopher
Kef: lol melissa
Kef: melissa why
Me: Fabio: ~laidback~
Kef: hahaha the opposites
Me: Crosswords. Do them in front of Melissa and Christopher.
Kef: omg, tim, tell them
Kef: tell those silly babies
Kef: OH, ALCOHOL
Me: Petulant. I haven't heard Tim whip out the dictionary as often this season.
Kef: CHRISTOPHER.... you doofus
Me: Oh, Q-bert [in Wreck-It Ralph]
Me: There was a recent Robot Chicken sketch that involved the Street Fighter video game characters and had a brief Q-bert part. My Boomer roommate: "....what....?"
Kef: hehehe q-bert, <3
Kef: okay, ivy was good
Me: And Christopher physically aged 20 years that day.
Kef: he shouldn't have tried to make 10 NEW LOOKS
Kef: THEY'RE ALL WEARING BLACK lol
Me: Of course they are.
Kef: what a dark season
Me: And Fabio is wearing a long skirt.
Me: Black
Kef: i love fabio and his skirts
Kef: i like his fashion better than his clothes
Me: When usually with contestants it's the other way around.
Kef: IT'S RED
Kef: IT'S....
Kef: RED....
Kef: blood oranges aren't even that color
Me: Obsidian Dress
Me: Melissa: "OMG, something I made fits the model!!"
Christopher's show
Me: Your final dress design sucks, Christopher.
Me: The hot pants are still in Christopher's collection.
Kef: hmm
Kef: his seems too informal still
Me: agreed
Me: I don't like the no-eyebrows styling on the models.
Me: Where do you wear that dress? The bottom would be destroyed!
Me: The model is shuffling and limping around in it.
Kef: the back colors didn't line up, omg
Me: heh
Kef: i wasn't big on it
Kef: although i actually liked the print a lot
Me: Being someone with spinal issues, I don't. *g*
Kef: hahaha, i don't blame you there
Melissa's show
Kef: haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
Me: Follow the bouncing boobs.
Me: Looks like it's hard to walk in Melissa's collection. *g*
Dmitry's show
Me: wtf on the brows on Dmitry's models?
Me: Though Chanel has crazy brows on the mannequins in its windows.
Me: THE DAMNED VERY VISIBLE BACK ZIPPER
Kef: i like dmitry's a lot though, i enjoy the cutouts
Me: Yeah, I like his stuff best.
Kef: I KNOW JUST
Kef: WHY ALL OF THEM
Kef: WHY
Kef: i love that yellow black dress
Me: I like the sleeves on it!
Kef: i don't know where the silver dress comes in. it looks very random??
Me: yeah
Me: I like this last dress a lot.
Kef: the last one was really great
Kef: the silver one was outta nowhere
Me: Leather pants, Dmitry? Oh my.
Fabio's show
Me: Those Fabio shoes are still hopelessly fug.
Kef: i really like fabio's the best but i think dmitry will win
Me: The blood orange piece. Heh.
Kef: fabio's just, idk, i like the color
Kef: christopher and melissa though it's like why, haha
Me: I'm not into pastels and the cuts and things seemed random to me. This side is lower than the other side. Because!
Kef: hahaha, yeah i can see that too
Me: That last Dmitry dress was not a costume, Kors.
Me: Has Kors ever seen Marchesa or Naeem Khan dresses???
Me: Heidi, your boobs look like they're sagging down to your ankles.
Kef: haha, how many babies has she had
Me: Heidi, underwire.
Me: Melissa saw the problem but didn't fix the impossible-to-walk-in dress. Gah.
Kef: lol, yeah come on, melissa
Me: RED. Not blood orange.
Kef: RED DRESS
Kef: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Me: That slit on the Christopher skirt is way too high. C'mon, guys.
Kef: i am legit glad all of them showed though
Kef: it was a good variety
Me: Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of Fabio's, but his collection was like a sherbet after a meal. *g*
Kef: hehe yes
Me: This is so funny, because Christopher seemed like more of a frontrunner through the season but fell apart somewhat at the end.
Kef: i have a feeling fabio is gonna win
Me: Drag Race ALLSTARS. I must see this.
Kef: oh lordy
Kef: i can't believe ivy didn't win???
Me: I think she didn't win.
Me: My God, there have been a lot of seasons of PR.
Kef: i mean, i believe it, haha
Kef: i remember
Kef: i just, she should have won
Kef: IVY VS ULI
Kef: LADY SHOWDOWN
Me: Christopher: ~lies through his teeth as he is eliminated~
Kef: lol goodbye chris
Me: Melissa, you're one-note so you're out.
Kef: NOOOoooooooooooo, i mean i really liked dmitry's stuff
Kef: but fabio.... was a cutie
Me: Yeah, but this isn't Project Cutie
Kef: SHHHHHH
Kef: oh no
Kef: weeps
Me: Dmitry's friends are clones of each other?
Kef: "dmitry's friends"
Kef: omg, no family
Me: Awwww, Tim is verklempt
Me: And Tim losing it makes Dmitry lose it.
Kef: so verklempt <3
Kef: so cute
Kef: WELL GOOD FOR dmitry, i did like his the best
Me: \o/
Entertainment Weekly.com's winner's interview with Dmitry
Me: Ugh. Refuse to watch Abby's anything.
Me: I watched Prometheus on DVD yesterday. OMG, they were all such stupid people.
Kef: hahahaahhaha so i hear
Me: Not only are they not actual scientists, they're also not professional and they fail as thinking human beings.
Me: It was like a horror film where the characters are so stupid you want them to die.
Kef: AND THEY DO!
Me: Waaaaah, I don't want to study the planet at all before landing because it's Christmas and I'm fuckin' three years old.
Me: The air is breathable, so let's take our helmets off since surely everything else must be like Earth too!
Me: You called me frigid, so I'll prove I'm not by having sex with you after all.
Me: The makers aren't still alive after all, so therefore there's nothing of value to this mission whatsoever so I'll get drunk and make an ass of myself, including to the woman I'm in a relationship with.
Me: My guy has just systematically hit me verbally in every sore spot, so when he drunkenly says Sorry and grabs my face, I'll kiss back and have sex with him.
Me: Heeey, it's an unknown alien lifeform that's hissing at us and looks somewhat threatening. Let me beckon it to me, hand extended!
Me: It's just-- *my head explodes*
Me: And a state of the art ship has some med-pods that are calibrated only to men!
Me: *facedesks*
Kef: doesn't someone's head actually explode
Kef: or melt
Kef: i really don't want to see it, haha
Kef: i've heard so much bad
Me: His helmet gets some of that acidic goo on it, at which points it melts in and gets at his face.
Me: But he's still alive enough to attack people later.
Kef: oh well okay pff
Me: There might have been a head explosion though. There was so much carnage and it started to bore me.
Me: The android does get his head ripped off, not that it stops him from planning things.
Me: So one character wants to know why humanity's makers wanted to kill them. Lady, you've met yourself and your crew.
Kef: for being awful haha
Me: There's also some weird Christianity thing in here, with it being important whether Lady Scientist still has faith or not.
At the end the one surviving human, Lady Scientist, and Android David-in-Two-Pieces go off to find the rest of the makers. I pity the universe.
Me: Oh, there's also a geologist who snarls at everyone. When he finds out there are aliens involved--aside from Lady Scientist and her drunken three-year-old Guy Lover everybody got on the ship without knowing what they were in for--he has a massive fit and walks off on his own, refusing to have anything else to do with anything. Of course, he gets lost in the caverns and killed. Karma.
Me: I'm glad Weyland had so much money he could throw a massive fortune into the ship and mission and give it to a bunch of volatile dimwits.
Kef: wow haha sounds like shit did not have a lot of screening
Me: Supposedly they put on a new beginning and ending on the DVD to have it make more sense. Since I never saw the film version, I don't know if I saw the new ones. If I did, it doesn't mitigate the idiocy in the rest of the movie.
Me: But can you imagine a film where you have to buy the DVD to have it make sense? Seeing it in the theaters won't cut it, no.
Kef: noooooo
Kef: i have heard mixed things about it
Me: The people who hate it seem to really hate it.
Me: There were some great costumes on people waiting for the Tiger & Bunny panel but we were so scrunched together on line that it was almost impossible to get a clear shot.
Me: Two women actually showed up in Tiger & Bunny mech suits, with some light-up bits. Cardboard but with a white material with sheen to replicate the armor plate, and they had the sponsor names done well and everything.
Kef: oh man that sounds cool
Me: There was also a really well done Blue Rose, and she even carried a bottle of Pepsi NEXT with her for photos.
Kef: i was gonna say i hope there was a blue rose
Kef: i love her outfit
Me: She even had the white pieces with the "thorns" part of the costume. I imagine it was something you had to manipulate before you could sit down. *g*
Kef: dragon kid is probably my absolute favorite, design wise
Kef: THOSE... stupid head things
Me: They must be hard to fight in.
Me: Did you see my LJ entry about the T&B panel?
Kef: noooo i never check lj anymore :')
Me: A movie that takes up where the season one finale left off, Tiger & Bunny - The Rising, is currently slated to be released in the autumn. They haven't started writing season two yet, though.
Me: There were a lot of fun moments at the panel, but one of my favorites was Masakazu Katsura revealing that he wore a hat and Buddhist bead bracelet like Tiger does, which is how Tiger got it, but stopped because he doesn't want people to think he's cosplaying as his character. Though when he held up one of his wrists there was a similar bunch of bracelets and a watch....
Kef: aww that's kind of adorable
Me: Masakazu Katsura and Yasuo Miyakawa were often very funny, sometimes even before their translators put it into English. *g* At one point Miyakawa referred to Katsura as "oji-san," which led to Katsura replying (via translator): "Does that make you Barnaby? Gross!"
Kef: pfffffff
Kef: adorable
Kef: I AM in a vacation home and just got back from dinner, haha, but i made it!!!
Me: YES
Me: Our contestants are making tweaks to their collections based on the judging.
Kef: yesssss
Me: Christopher, the judges dinged you hard last time, so shut it about the other contestants.
Me: The hair for Melissa's models confounds me.
Kef: melissa confounds me in general
Me: ha ha
Kef: what
Kef: why
Kef: hair paint
Me: dafuck on Dmitry's models' hair. It looks wrong.
Kef: i do not understand
Kef: at least Melissa's awful wigs are gone
Me: Hey, her new idea could still go wrong.
Kef: wow are we going to pr all stars that quick?
Me: I know, right?!
Kef: ALSO
Kef: DIDN'T ULI WIN?
Kef: WHY IS SHE BACK
Kef: i thought... she won
Kef: WAIT
Kef: did jeffrey win
Kef: no
Kef: was that her season
Kef: I DON'T REMEMBER, I THOUGHT ULI WON
Me: Uli didn't win! She didn't.
Me: Jeffrey won
Kef: wtf
Kef: omg
Kef: revisionist history
Kef: i thought she won
Me: You were disappointed
Kef: wow.
Me: Revisionist the way it should have been.
Kef: I'M SORRY, I'M AN OLD MAN, THE MEMORY IS GONE
Me: I know Uli and remember Wendy Pepper as a season one, but everybody else I barely remember aside from how they mostly sucked.
Kef: wow, uli needs to win
Kef: joshua for real...
Me: "Expensive look." Drink!
Me: Oh, melissa.
Me: The shoes are not the problem. The skirt is.
Kef: melissa....
Kef: shhh, dmitry you're not tim
Me: aaaaaaah, Fabio, stop manipulating my television screen!
Kef: USE IT THOUGHTFULLY
Kef: SO THOUGHTFULLY
Kef: KISSES FROM TIM
Kef: no, you don't want them to look like you
Kef: hahahaha, IT'S FUCKING RED
Me: Her Obsidian Dress, remember?
Kef: OMG NO
Kef: HIM
Kef: JESUS
Kef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kef: the pants, i still remember the like 800 dollar pants
Me: Project Runway Delusional "All-Stars"
Me: Christopher is extra crispy all right.
Kef: fucking christopher
Kef: lol melissa
Kef: melissa why
Me: Fabio: ~laidback~
Kef: hahaha the opposites
Me: Crosswords. Do them in front of Melissa and Christopher.
Kef: omg, tim, tell them
Kef: tell those silly babies
Kef: OH, ALCOHOL
Me: Petulant. I haven't heard Tim whip out the dictionary as often this season.
Kef: CHRISTOPHER.... you doofus
Me: Oh, Q-bert [in Wreck-It Ralph]
Me: There was a recent Robot Chicken sketch that involved the Street Fighter video game characters and had a brief Q-bert part. My Boomer roommate: "....what....?"
Kef: hehehe q-bert, <3
Kef: okay, ivy was good
Me: And Christopher physically aged 20 years that day.
Kef: he shouldn't have tried to make 10 NEW LOOKS
Kef: THEY'RE ALL WEARING BLACK lol
Me: Of course they are.
Kef: what a dark season
Me: And Fabio is wearing a long skirt.
Me: Black
Kef: i love fabio and his skirts
Kef: i like his fashion better than his clothes
Me: When usually with contestants it's the other way around.
Kef: IT'S RED
Kef: IT'S....
Kef: RED....
Kef: blood oranges aren't even that color
Me: Obsidian Dress
Me: Melissa: "OMG, something I made fits the model!!"
Christopher's show
Me: Your final dress design sucks, Christopher.
Me: The hot pants are still in Christopher's collection.
Kef: hmm
Kef: his seems too informal still
Me: agreed
Me: I don't like the no-eyebrows styling on the models.
Me: Where do you wear that dress? The bottom would be destroyed!
Me: The model is shuffling and limping around in it.
Kef: the back colors didn't line up, omg
Me: heh
Kef: i wasn't big on it
Kef: although i actually liked the print a lot
Me: Being someone with spinal issues, I don't. *g*
Kef: hahaha, i don't blame you there
Melissa's show
Kef: haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
Me: Follow the bouncing boobs.
Me: Looks like it's hard to walk in Melissa's collection. *g*
Dmitry's show
Me: wtf on the brows on Dmitry's models?
Me: Though Chanel has crazy brows on the mannequins in its windows.
Me: THE DAMNED VERY VISIBLE BACK ZIPPER
Kef: i like dmitry's a lot though, i enjoy the cutouts
Me: Yeah, I like his stuff best.
Kef: I KNOW JUST
Kef: WHY ALL OF THEM
Kef: WHY
Kef: i love that yellow black dress
Me: I like the sleeves on it!
Kef: i don't know where the silver dress comes in. it looks very random??
Me: yeah
Me: I like this last dress a lot.
Kef: the last one was really great
Kef: the silver one was outta nowhere
Me: Leather pants, Dmitry? Oh my.
Fabio's show
Me: Those Fabio shoes are still hopelessly fug.
Kef: i really like fabio's the best but i think dmitry will win
Me: The blood orange piece. Heh.
Kef: fabio's just, idk, i like the color
Kef: christopher and melissa though it's like why, haha
Me: I'm not into pastels and the cuts and things seemed random to me. This side is lower than the other side. Because!
Kef: hahaha, yeah i can see that too
Me: That last Dmitry dress was not a costume, Kors.
Me: Has Kors ever seen Marchesa or Naeem Khan dresses???
Me: Heidi, your boobs look like they're sagging down to your ankles.
Kef: haha, how many babies has she had
Me: Heidi, underwire.
Me: Melissa saw the problem but didn't fix the impossible-to-walk-in dress. Gah.
Kef: lol, yeah come on, melissa
Me: RED. Not blood orange.
Kef: RED DRESS
Kef: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Me: That slit on the Christopher skirt is way too high. C'mon, guys.
Kef: i am legit glad all of them showed though
Kef: it was a good variety
Me: Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of Fabio's, but his collection was like a sherbet after a meal. *g*
Kef: hehe yes
Me: This is so funny, because Christopher seemed like more of a frontrunner through the season but fell apart somewhat at the end.
Kef: i have a feeling fabio is gonna win
Me: Drag Race ALLSTARS. I must see this.
Kef: oh lordy
Kef: i can't believe ivy didn't win???
Me: I think she didn't win.
Me: My God, there have been a lot of seasons of PR.
Kef: i mean, i believe it, haha
Kef: i remember
Kef: i just, she should have won
Kef: IVY VS ULI
Kef: LADY SHOWDOWN
Me: Christopher: ~lies through his teeth as he is eliminated~
Kef: lol goodbye chris
Me: Melissa, you're one-note so you're out.
Kef: NOOOoooooooooooo, i mean i really liked dmitry's stuff
Kef: but fabio.... was a cutie
Me: Yeah, but this isn't Project Cutie
Kef: SHHHHHH
Kef: oh no
Kef: weeps
Me: Dmitry's friends are clones of each other?
Kef: "dmitry's friends"
Kef: omg, no family
Me: Awwww, Tim is verklempt
Me: And Tim losing it makes Dmitry lose it.
Kef: so verklempt <3
Kef: so cute
Kef: WELL GOOD FOR dmitry, i did like his the best
Me: \o/
Entertainment Weekly.com's winner's interview with Dmitry
Me: Ugh. Refuse to watch Abby's anything.
Me: I watched Prometheus on DVD yesterday. OMG, they were all such stupid people.
Kef: hahahaahhaha so i hear
Me: Not only are they not actual scientists, they're also not professional and they fail as thinking human beings.
Me: It was like a horror film where the characters are so stupid you want them to die.
Kef: AND THEY DO!
Me: Waaaaah, I don't want to study the planet at all before landing because it's Christmas and I'm fuckin' three years old.
Me: The air is breathable, so let's take our helmets off since surely everything else must be like Earth too!
Me: You called me frigid, so I'll prove I'm not by having sex with you after all.
Me: The makers aren't still alive after all, so therefore there's nothing of value to this mission whatsoever so I'll get drunk and make an ass of myself, including to the woman I'm in a relationship with.
Me: My guy has just systematically hit me verbally in every sore spot, so when he drunkenly says Sorry and grabs my face, I'll kiss back and have sex with him.
Me: Heeey, it's an unknown alien lifeform that's hissing at us and looks somewhat threatening. Let me beckon it to me, hand extended!
Me: It's just-- *my head explodes*
Me: And a state of the art ship has some med-pods that are calibrated only to men!
Me: *facedesks*
Kef: doesn't someone's head actually explode
Kef: or melt
Kef: i really don't want to see it, haha
Kef: i've heard so much bad
Me: His helmet gets some of that acidic goo on it, at which points it melts in and gets at his face.
Me: But he's still alive enough to attack people later.
Kef: oh well okay pff
Me: There might have been a head explosion though. There was so much carnage and it started to bore me.
Me: The android does get his head ripped off, not that it stops him from planning things.
Me: So one character wants to know why humanity's makers wanted to kill them. Lady, you've met yourself and your crew.
Kef: for being awful haha
Me: There's also some weird Christianity thing in here, with it being important whether Lady Scientist still has faith or not.
At the end the one surviving human, Lady Scientist, and Android David-in-Two-Pieces go off to find the rest of the makers. I pity the universe.
Me: Oh, there's also a geologist who snarls at everyone. When he finds out there are aliens involved--aside from Lady Scientist and her drunken three-year-old Guy Lover everybody got on the ship without knowing what they were in for--he has a massive fit and walks off on his own, refusing to have anything else to do with anything. Of course, he gets lost in the caverns and killed. Karma.
Me: I'm glad Weyland had so much money he could throw a massive fortune into the ship and mission and give it to a bunch of volatile dimwits.
Kef: wow haha sounds like shit did not have a lot of screening
Me: Supposedly they put on a new beginning and ending on the DVD to have it make more sense. Since I never saw the film version, I don't know if I saw the new ones. If I did, it doesn't mitigate the idiocy in the rest of the movie.
Me: But can you imagine a film where you have to buy the DVD to have it make sense? Seeing it in the theaters won't cut it, no.
Kef: noooooo
Kef: i have heard mixed things about it
Me: The people who hate it seem to really hate it.
Me: There were some great costumes on people waiting for the Tiger & Bunny panel but we were so scrunched together on line that it was almost impossible to get a clear shot.
Me: Two women actually showed up in Tiger & Bunny mech suits, with some light-up bits. Cardboard but with a white material with sheen to replicate the armor plate, and they had the sponsor names done well and everything.
Kef: oh man that sounds cool
Me: There was also a really well done Blue Rose, and she even carried a bottle of Pepsi NEXT with her for photos.
Kef: i was gonna say i hope there was a blue rose
Kef: i love her outfit
Me: She even had the white pieces with the "thorns" part of the costume. I imagine it was something you had to manipulate before you could sit down. *g*
Kef: dragon kid is probably my absolute favorite, design wise
Kef: THOSE... stupid head things
Me: They must be hard to fight in.
Me: Did you see my LJ entry about the T&B panel?
Kef: noooo i never check lj anymore :')
Me: A movie that takes up where the season one finale left off, Tiger & Bunny - The Rising, is currently slated to be released in the autumn. They haven't started writing season two yet, though.
Me: There were a lot of fun moments at the panel, but one of my favorites was Masakazu Katsura revealing that he wore a hat and Buddhist bead bracelet like Tiger does, which is how Tiger got it, but stopped because he doesn't want people to think he's cosplaying as his character. Though when he held up one of his wrists there was a similar bunch of bracelets and a watch....
Kef: aww that's kind of adorable
Me: Masakazu Katsura and Yasuo Miyakawa were often very funny, sometimes even before their translators put it into English. *g* At one point Miyakawa referred to Katsura as "oji-san," which led to Katsura replying (via translator): "Does that make you Barnaby? Gross!"
Kef: pfffffff
Kef: adorable