"'m personally thinking the final two will be Christopher and Dmitry" seconded
Fabio's shoes are the kind of shoes the redneck pre teenage soon to be unwed mommies around here would wear when they went out on dates to go cow tipping.
" Walmart is so bright white inside that my neuro-atypical eyes hurt." and our walmart does this fucked up thing where they have skylights and there are light monitors and if a certain amount of sun comes in through the skylights (and Indiana has a lot of fast moving cloud cover so this can become like a strobe effect) the sensors cut the electric lights to "save power" and let the skylights light the store, so basically it's suddenly brighter than darker than brighter and then darker and so help me god I'm going to start faking seizures to get them to shut the fucking things off because every damn time everything suddenly goes dim I'm horrified my retina is detaching again and I"m going blind permanently. I just plain wouldn't go there except it's the only place to shop for sixty miles in any direction. (HEAD DESKS)
Me: Nina says, "It needs to look more expensive." Drink!
OH you are doing that too? I've made a considerable dent in a bottle of rum.
yeah, somehow I knew all four would go too. I would have dumped Fabio, I honestly can't think of a single thing of his that was distinctive enough for me to be able to pull it up in my memory.
YES.
"'m personally thinking the final two will be Christopher and Dmitry"
seconded
Fabio's shoes are the kind of shoes the redneck pre teenage soon to be unwed mommies around here would wear when they went out on dates to go cow tipping.
" Walmart is so bright white inside that my neuro-atypical eyes hurt."
and our walmart does this fucked up thing where they have skylights and there are light monitors and if a certain amount of sun comes in through the skylights (and Indiana has a lot of fast moving cloud cover so this can become like a strobe effect) the sensors cut the electric lights to "save power" and let the skylights light the store, so basically it's suddenly brighter than darker than brighter and then darker and so help me god I'm going to start faking seizures to get them to shut the fucking things off because every damn time everything suddenly goes dim I'm horrified my retina is detaching again and I"m going blind permanently. I just plain wouldn't go there except it's the only place to shop for sixty miles in any direction. (HEAD DESKS)
Me: Nina says, "It needs to look more expensive." Drink!
OH you are doing that too? I've made a considerable dent in a bottle of rum.
yeah, somehow I knew all four would go too. I would have dumped Fabio, I honestly can't think of a single thing of his that was distinctive enough for me to be able to pull it up in my memory.
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I get tired of Nina and her perpetual "expensive" comments.
I felt cheated because I don't think all four deserved to go on. The collections weren't strong enough.
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