The End (Kind Of)
Project Runway finale part two
Me: Joshua, our hearts bleed for you.
Kef: it's so hard being joshua
Me: People have no idea!
Me: Even when he tells them over and over.
Me: And over.
Me: And over.
Kef: LET ME TELL Y'ALL WHAT IT'S LIKE
Kef: BEING MALE MIDDLE CLASS AND WHITE
Kef: IT'S A BITCH IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
Me: AND YOUNG. NO YOUNG PEOPLE ANYWHERE HAVE BEEN AS PERSECUTED AS i HAVE.
Kef: etc etc
Kef: /ben folds
Kef: hehehehe
Me: Tim: Good things to say about everyone except Anya.
Me: They hated the bubble ass, Kimberly.
Kef: BUT SHE LOVES IT
Me: The color is only part of it.
Kef: giant butts are in
Kef: WHY WOULD YOU BUY NEON LIME GREEN
Me: Joshua.
Me: Joshua, bb.
Me: hahahahahahaa
Me: ::blinded by Josh's clothes::
Me: It's weird to me that now some people make their hair look like it's windblown and full of sand.
Me: Deliberately!
Kef: horrifying haha
Me: You used to complain about the lack of color in Project Runway contestants' collections....
Me: Why are they offering each other advice?
Me: Why?
Me: You are contestants! Raaaaaaaaace!
Kef: RACE
Kef: FIGHT
Kef: PUNCH JOSHUA
Me: What the hell was Joshua wearing? For the thousandth time.
Kef: yeah, what is he ever wearing
Me: (btw, the Raaaaaaace comes from the thousand times in Amazing Race when someone complains the other contestants aren't helping them. Or God isn't.)
Kef: hahahaha
Kef: god owes you people nothing!!!
Me: The old TWoP reviewer for it used the term "God's in the tub" as a shorthand for "God has more things to do than help you win a reality show contest."
Kef: hahahaha yes
Kef: god does not care if you get rich
Me: Robot Chicken even had a skit about that a while ago. Jesus and Buddha literally helping Racing pairs. I almost died laughing.
Kef: oh god
Kef: project accessory
Me: It looks scary
Me: Was Anya wearing a blouse?
Me: I'm stunned.
Kef: shock and awe
Kef: oh god olivier
Me: They're getting more last-minute pre-Fashion Week runway babysitting than contestants used to get.
Kef: MAKE IT WORK MOMENT, haha
Kef: just don't cry, kimberly
Me: Thank you, Tim.
Me: Uhm, not really. Oh well.
Me: You're too kind, Tim.
Kef: hehehee :'D
Me: WE MAKE JEWELRY. WE'RE HARDCORE.
Kef: so fucking hardcore
Me: This is so far the most boring PR finale ever.
Kef: truly
Kef: OH JOSHUA
Kef: :'D
Me: You and 8 other people are showing at Fashion Week, Viktor
Kef: haha yes exactly what i said outloud
Kef: also josh and his mascara pff
Kef: don't cry boy
Kef: anyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: Austin Scarlet looks even weirder with that mustache.
Kef: lol joshua
Kimberly's line
Kef: WAS SHE STILL WEARING THE COBALT SHOES
Me: What is with Kimberly and the hair on one shoulder styling?
Kef: that awful blue no one looks good in
Me: Still with the giant bags
Kef: i admit these look better in motion
Kef: UGGGGLYYYY
Kef: I LIKE THAT one a lot though
Me: heh
Kef: she sent down the bubble butt skirt
Me: bubble butt in bright pink no less
Kef: that dress is nice in the back but so... sparkly
Kef: i don't really think she has a chance??
Me: We didn't think they'd put 4 designers in competition either.
Joshua's line
Me: wtf skirt
Kef: PURPLE AND GREY AND
Kef: RED AND BLACK??
Kef: what colors
Me: Dark red
Me: yes
Kef: HE USED THE PRINT
Me: Yup
Kef: OH MY GOD
Me: Yes, it is, Tim. It is trying way too hard.
Me: hahahahahahaa, shorts with laces
Kef: just
Kef: god
Kef: what
Kef: hahaha see some all-stars back there
Kef: JOSHUA, okay i like that one
Kef: whaaaaaat
Me: hahahhahahahaa
Kef: just
Kef: this is such an insane line
Me: hahahahahahhaa
Me: A shape that flatters no one.
Me: Dance Moms is an ugly show in so many ways. Ugly behavior. Ugly treatment of children.
Me: Twilight nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kef: noooooOOoooooooooooooooo etc
Viktor's line
Kef: viktor, the inferior mondo-alike
Me: wtf print
Me: Jiggle, baby
Kef: Rorschach print haha
Kef: women cannot wear bras in his clothes
Me: Obviously!
Me: Man, this is a line for people without an extra ounce of fat.
Kef: little booty goin on there haha
Kef: oh there's the jacket haha
Me: Viktor's line: Women wearing only panties.
Anya's line
Kef: haha did they bronze her model
Me: They don't look human.
Kef: ahhh much better swimsuit
Me: Can anyone with breasts wear any of these collections?
Kef: no that is not how fashion works!
Kef: i definitely think anya is the strongest
Me: ditto
Me: Josh's line says, I have no taste.
Me: btw, American Horror Story is getting better. Still trashy but more logical and finding its own way. Not so much of an ADD splice of horror's greatest hits.
Kef: god that movie just
Kef: horror
Kef: but yeah that show sounds interesting!
Me: The blue lamé dress was not hyper glamour urban. It's a badly wrapped package.
Kef: NO
Kef: WHY
Kef: WHYYYY
Kef: why, heidi
Kef: YES IT IS. IT'S TOO CRAZY
Kef: NO!
Me: It is too crazy, Heidi
Kef: NOOOOO
Kef: DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID
Kef: NO
Me: wtf, Heidi
Kef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WHAT?
Me: What the hell, judges!!!!
Kef: what is wrong with these people
Kef: who are they
Kef: why am i here
Me: This show can't even see the shark anymore it's jumped so far.
Me: The shorts with laces look worse when they're still!
Kef: OH MY GOD NO
Me: wtf, Nina?
Kef: HOLD ME VEE
Kef: why
Me: ::holds you::
Kef: oh
Kef: oh??????
Kef: HE ACTUALLY CRITICIZED THAT???
Me: He criticized Viktor while loving Joshua?
Kef: I'M SO CONFUSED
Me: I hate those pants, Heidi
Kef: OH MY GOD, CABLE JUST STOPPED WORKING
Me: Noooo!
Me: Nina is praising Viktor.
Kef: OH MY GOD
Me: Now it's Anya's turn.
Kef: there it goes, christ
Me: ::hugs::
Kef: HOLY SHIT it gave like
Kef: an unauthorized message
Me: ::hugs::
Me: Yeah, I didn't like Viktor's see-through stuff.
Kef: anya needs to win okay
Kef: she has the most room to grow
Kef: raw talent, bitches
Me: heh
Me: Where is all this Joshua love coming from?
Kef: well at least they hate the sad jacket
Me: heh
Me: btw, the actor who played Sylar on Heroes played one half of a gay couple on American Horror Story last episode.
Kef: zachary quinto!
Me: Yup.
Kef: he came out like on the 16th wooo
Me: Given the nature of his role, he might recur.
Me: Wonder why companies are suddenly putting argan oil in everything. Garnier's sleek line, L'Oreal's lipsticks.... I know it's a conditioning agent, but this is an all at once.
Me: I'm not interested in a single one of the Project Runway bird eye makeup pallettes.
Me: Okay, I have to watch Behind the Scenes with Tim Gunn next week.
Kef: behind the SEAMS
Me: I would have been stunned if Kimberly won, but with the judges this season....
Kef: haha, ayeah, christ okay
Kef: maybe it was just editing
Kef: cause i was ALARMED by how positive her review was
Kef: GO ANYA GO
Me: If JOSH wins....
Kef: yeah, i'll flip a lot
Kef: ANYAAAAAA
Kef: yesssssssssssssss
Kef: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kef: \o/
Kef: \o/
Kef: oh man
Kef: THE PERSON I WANTED TO WIN HAS NOT WON IN A WHILE
Me: And for the rest of his life Joshua bitches about how the pretty bitch who can't sew stole his win.
Kef: LOL, JOSHUA, SUCK IT
Kef: SUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK IT
Me: I know!
Me: Told you so.
Kef: hahaha
Kef: anya lent shit to people and played nice all season while also being immensely talented
Kef: SUCKS TO BE YOU, JOSHUA
Kef: you were a HUGE WHINY DOUCHE
Kef: CONSTANTLY
Me: ::watches the first 30 minutes of Project Accessory before Daily Show::
Kef: YEAH i mean... not gonna change it
Kef: ugh those earrings
Me: I hate "MiMa." God, NYC and its new stupid locale names...
Kef: oh god we're goin' to jersey
Me: What a comedown.
Kef: whoa
Kef: that is a short skirt
Kef: hi, i'm not heidi klum you've never heard of me
Kef: I HAVE NO TV PRESENCE!
Me: hahahahaha
Me: Molly Sims, the lower rent Heidi Klum.
Kef: warning straight guy on deck
Me: Looooooove connection
Me: Straight guy on the make.
Me: wtf, James
Me: That necklace.
Kef: YOU'RE NOT TIM GUNN YOU DON'T OWN ME
Me: Daily Show time
Me: Joshua, our hearts bleed for you.
Kef: it's so hard being joshua
Me: People have no idea!
Me: Even when he tells them over and over.
Me: And over.
Me: And over.
Kef: LET ME TELL Y'ALL WHAT IT'S LIKE
Kef: BEING MALE MIDDLE CLASS AND WHITE
Kef: IT'S A BITCH IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
Me: AND YOUNG. NO YOUNG PEOPLE ANYWHERE HAVE BEEN AS PERSECUTED AS i HAVE.
Kef: etc etc
Kef: /ben folds
Kef: hehehehe
Me: Tim: Good things to say about everyone except Anya.
Me: They hated the bubble ass, Kimberly.
Kef: BUT SHE LOVES IT
Me: The color is only part of it.
Kef: giant butts are in
Kef: WHY WOULD YOU BUY NEON LIME GREEN
Me: Joshua.
Me: Joshua, bb.
Me: hahahahahahaa
Me: ::blinded by Josh's clothes::
Me: It's weird to me that now some people make their hair look like it's windblown and full of sand.
Me: Deliberately!
Kef: horrifying haha
Me: You used to complain about the lack of color in Project Runway contestants' collections....
Me: Why are they offering each other advice?
Me: Why?
Me: You are contestants! Raaaaaaaaace!
Kef: RACE
Kef: FIGHT
Kef: PUNCH JOSHUA
Me: What the hell was Joshua wearing? For the thousandth time.
Kef: yeah, what is he ever wearing
Me: (btw, the Raaaaaaace comes from the thousand times in Amazing Race when someone complains the other contestants aren't helping them. Or God isn't.)
Kef: hahahaha
Kef: god owes you people nothing!!!
Me: The old TWoP reviewer for it used the term "God's in the tub" as a shorthand for "God has more things to do than help you win a reality show contest."
Kef: hahahaha yes
Kef: god does not care if you get rich
Me: Robot Chicken even had a skit about that a while ago. Jesus and Buddha literally helping Racing pairs. I almost died laughing.
Kef: oh god
Kef: project accessory
Me: It looks scary
Me: Was Anya wearing a blouse?
Me: I'm stunned.
Kef: shock and awe
Kef: oh god olivier
Me: They're getting more last-minute pre-Fashion Week runway babysitting than contestants used to get.
Kef: MAKE IT WORK MOMENT, haha
Kef: just don't cry, kimberly
Me: Thank you, Tim.
Me: Uhm, not really. Oh well.
Me: You're too kind, Tim.
Kef: hehehee :'D
Me: WE MAKE JEWELRY. WE'RE HARDCORE.
Kef: so fucking hardcore
Me: This is so far the most boring PR finale ever.
Kef: truly
Kef: OH JOSHUA
Kef: :'D
Me: You and 8 other people are showing at Fashion Week, Viktor
Kef: haha yes exactly what i said outloud
Kef: also josh and his mascara pff
Kef: don't cry boy
Kef: anyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: Austin Scarlet looks even weirder with that mustache.
Kef: lol joshua
Kimberly's line
Kef: WAS SHE STILL WEARING THE COBALT SHOES
Me: What is with Kimberly and the hair on one shoulder styling?
Kef: that awful blue no one looks good in
Me: Still with the giant bags
Kef: i admit these look better in motion
Kef: UGGGGLYYYY
Kef: I LIKE THAT one a lot though
Me: heh
Kef: she sent down the bubble butt skirt
Me: bubble butt in bright pink no less
Kef: that dress is nice in the back but so... sparkly
Kef: i don't really think she has a chance??
Me: We didn't think they'd put 4 designers in competition either.
Joshua's line
Me: wtf skirt
Kef: PURPLE AND GREY AND
Kef: RED AND BLACK??
Kef: what colors
Me: Dark red
Me: yes
Kef: HE USED THE PRINT
Me: Yup
Kef: OH MY GOD
Me: Yes, it is, Tim. It is trying way too hard.
Me: hahahahahahaa, shorts with laces
Kef: just
Kef: god
Kef: what
Kef: hahaha see some all-stars back there
Kef: JOSHUA, okay i like that one
Kef: whaaaaaat
Me: hahahhahahahaa
Kef: just
Kef: this is such an insane line
Me: hahahahahahhaa
Me: A shape that flatters no one.
Me: Dance Moms is an ugly show in so many ways. Ugly behavior. Ugly treatment of children.
Me: Twilight nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kef: noooooOOoooooooooooooooo etc
Viktor's line
Kef: viktor, the inferior mondo-alike
Me: wtf print
Me: Jiggle, baby
Kef: Rorschach print haha
Kef: women cannot wear bras in his clothes
Me: Obviously!
Me: Man, this is a line for people without an extra ounce of fat.
Kef: little booty goin on there haha
Kef: oh there's the jacket haha
Me: Viktor's line: Women wearing only panties.
Anya's line
Kef: haha did they bronze her model
Me: They don't look human.
Kef: ahhh much better swimsuit
Me: Can anyone with breasts wear any of these collections?
Kef: no that is not how fashion works!
Kef: i definitely think anya is the strongest
Me: ditto
Me: Josh's line says, I have no taste.
Me: btw, American Horror Story is getting better. Still trashy but more logical and finding its own way. Not so much of an ADD splice of horror's greatest hits.
Kef: god that movie just
Kef: horror
Kef: but yeah that show sounds interesting!
Me: The blue lamé dress was not hyper glamour urban. It's a badly wrapped package.
Kef: NO
Kef: WHY
Kef: WHYYYY
Kef: why, heidi
Kef: YES IT IS. IT'S TOO CRAZY
Kef: NO!
Me: It is too crazy, Heidi
Kef: NOOOOO
Kef: DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID
Kef: NO
Me: wtf, Heidi
Kef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WHAT?
Me: What the hell, judges!!!!
Kef: what is wrong with these people
Kef: who are they
Kef: why am i here
Me: This show can't even see the shark anymore it's jumped so far.
Me: The shorts with laces look worse when they're still!
Kef: OH MY GOD NO
Me: wtf, Nina?
Kef: HOLD ME VEE
Kef: why
Me: ::holds you::
Kef: oh
Kef: oh??????
Kef: HE ACTUALLY CRITICIZED THAT???
Me: He criticized Viktor while loving Joshua?
Kef: I'M SO CONFUSED
Me: I hate those pants, Heidi
Kef: OH MY GOD, CABLE JUST STOPPED WORKING
Me: Noooo!
Me: Nina is praising Viktor.
Kef: OH MY GOD
Me: Now it's Anya's turn.
Kef: there it goes, christ
Me: ::hugs::
Kef: HOLY SHIT it gave like
Kef: an unauthorized message
Me: ::hugs::
Me: Yeah, I didn't like Viktor's see-through stuff.
Kef: anya needs to win okay
Kef: she has the most room to grow
Kef: raw talent, bitches
Me: heh
Me: Where is all this Joshua love coming from?
Kef: well at least they hate the sad jacket
Me: heh
Me: btw, the actor who played Sylar on Heroes played one half of a gay couple on American Horror Story last episode.
Kef: zachary quinto!
Me: Yup.
Kef: he came out like on the 16th wooo
Me: Given the nature of his role, he might recur.
Me: Wonder why companies are suddenly putting argan oil in everything. Garnier's sleek line, L'Oreal's lipsticks.... I know it's a conditioning agent, but this is an all at once.
Me: I'm not interested in a single one of the Project Runway bird eye makeup pallettes.
Me: Okay, I have to watch Behind the Scenes with Tim Gunn next week.
Kef: behind the SEAMS
Me: I would have been stunned if Kimberly won, but with the judges this season....
Kef: haha, ayeah, christ okay
Kef: maybe it was just editing
Kef: cause i was ALARMED by how positive her review was
Kef: GO ANYA GO
Me: If JOSH wins....
Kef: yeah, i'll flip a lot
Kef: ANYAAAAAA
Kef: yesssssssssssssss
Kef: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kef: \o/
Kef: \o/
Kef: oh man
Kef: THE PERSON I WANTED TO WIN HAS NOT WON IN A WHILE
Me: And for the rest of his life Joshua bitches about how the pretty bitch who can't sew stole his win.
Kef: LOL, JOSHUA, SUCK IT
Kef: SUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK IT
Me: I know!
Me: Told you so.
Kef: hahaha
Kef: anya lent shit to people and played nice all season while also being immensely talented
Kef: SUCKS TO BE YOU, JOSHUA
Kef: you were a HUGE WHINY DOUCHE
Kef: CONSTANTLY
Me: ::watches the first 30 minutes of Project Accessory before Daily Show::
Kef: YEAH i mean... not gonna change it
Kef: ugh those earrings
Me: I hate "MiMa." God, NYC and its new stupid locale names...
Kef: oh god we're goin' to jersey
Me: What a comedown.
Kef: whoa
Kef: that is a short skirt
Kef: hi, i'm not heidi klum you've never heard of me
Kef: I HAVE NO TV PRESENCE!
Me: hahahahaha
Me: Molly Sims, the lower rent Heidi Klum.
Kef: warning straight guy on deck
Me: Looooooove connection
Me: Straight guy on the make.
Me: wtf, James
Me: That necklace.
Kef: YOU'RE NOT TIM GUNN YOU DON'T OWN ME
Me: Daily Show time