Students of Life
Me: hey! It's Project Runway!
Me: She doesn't break down. Because that girl is a Vulcan.
Kef: ahahaha, a truce. i do not believe it
Me: I still can't believe Nancy Grace is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.
Kef: HA HA WHAT
Kef: nancy grace, wow
Kef: bert, you can't not be an asshole
Me: Jesus, Laura, what is your problem with Becky? Is there a reason?
Me: ::Jaws theme::
Kef: two days, oh sweet jesus
Me: Two days are a sign of ambition!
Me: How the mighty have fallen.
Me: Skyy knows what she wants, even if she doesn't know what it looks like.
Me: Bert loves it when people around him don't talk.
Me: First failure ever in Laura's life
Me: Laura's student is wiser than she is.
Kef: hahaha, oh god, his is hideous
Me: Tim spends a lot of time chasing Mood's dog.
Kef: i love a good avant garde look...
Kef: oh sweet lord, DON'T BUY TULLE
Kef: WHY
Kef: NO
Kef: i'm seeing some scary colors
Kef: hahaha, only faux fur
Kef: human hair is a good material, ask chris
Me: I've seen a lot of hair as trim on trend in the last year or so.
Me: Little Miss Thing, I'm so glad you think everyone else sucks.
Kef: so either he's winning or losing, haha
Me: Just from looking at their fabric.
Me: Bert: ~happily sups on other people's suffering~
Kef: bert is a vampire who lives on schadenfreude
Me: I'm off Neurontin for at least a week because I had a huge depressive episode with a crying jag out of nowhere today.
Me: Neurologist told me to get off it for a week and call him with how I'm doing then.
Kef: good lord! that's scary D:
Me: I seem to have psychological side effects from drugs in this family. Lyrica made me suicidal and depressed, while Savella made me anxious and feel disconnected from reality.
Kef: yes it does
Me: Olivier, are you going to do more neutrals?
Kef: lol this is going to be a nightmare
Me: Yes, pants that balloon out over the hips are so flattering.
Me: A lot of dyeing this season.
Kef: dyeing can be cool!
Kef: iiiiinteresting
Kef: hopefully that won't kill anyone and then all designers burnt to a crisp in a freak accident
Kef: bert survived
Me: Oh shut your face, Joshua!!!!!!!
Kef: ego much, josh?
Kef: ...........tragic [Bert]
Kef: 8(
Kef: woooorrier
Me: ...where's the outfit on that mannequin?
Kef: it's just some scraps of fabric
Me: He's got a few stripes of color only.
Me: yeah
Kef: GOOD LORD, THAT COLOR
Me: Yes, we want to avoid Michael Kors having a Hiawatha moment.
Me: Becky is using denim?
Kef: WHY DENIM
Kef: WHHHHY
Kef: becky ;_;
Me: Children's blankets smell like crap.
Kef: what the good lord is bert making
Kef: that girl is bold!!
Me: Skyy has the gift of Blarney.
Me: Oh dear lord, will the judges be brutal in front of the students?
Me: He still only has strips of cloth!!!!
Me: Laura's skirt: Is she making ambrosia? It's like peaches or orange Jello and marshmallow.
Kef: niiiiice fauxhawk
Me: Do any of the contestants think the others don't suck?
Me: I see me some hot messes
Kef: loooooooooooool wut
Me: Bert, wtf
Kef: start crying, bitches
Me: Yes, Laura. you owe it to the world to tell people they suck.
Kef: BAH HA HA HA HA HA
Kef: this is going to be A HOT MESS PARTY
Me: I've watched a little bit of Dance Moms. Holy crap, those poor kids.
Me: "Someone will be bitin' the dust" = Bert's idea of a pep talk
Kef: AND IT WON'T BE ME~~~~
Kef: is bert's idea of a pep talk
Kef: lol those shoes!!!!!!
Kef: timmmmmm, give them all a hug
Me: Tim, tough love!!!
Kef: did her hair get bluer while I wasn't looking
Me: idek
Me: Lots of big hair. Closer to God.
Kef: closer to FASHION!!!!
Kef: that was a fantastic fro
Kef: oh my god
Kef: you moron
Me: Bert: 'Everything I have is yours, Olivier."
Me: Oh dear, Olivier.
Me: I think Becky did add more blue to her hair.
Kef: oooooooooooooooooooooooh my gosh
Kef: close call haha
Kef: all of these are kind of scary
Me: HOT MESS PARTY
Kef: EVERYBODY, HOT MESSES GO
Kef: i can dig that but needs a longer skirt
Me: Oh yes
Kef: okay i actually love that it's not avant... garde enough i don't think?
Kef: but i love it
Me: I like it! Cubes and all.
Kef: LOL WHAT
Kef: that isn't her at all and
Kef: also lol hi her vagina
Me: uhm
Me: It's a hot mess, Olivier.
Kef: uhhh
Kef: crafty??
Me: heh
Me: I actually like some of it, but the colors are fug
Kef: LOLLLLLLLLL BERT'S
Kef: OH MY GOSH
Me: BERT'S
Me: Bert's student: o.O
Me: hahahhahahahahaa
Me: Bert's student is speechless.
Me: Viktor, it sucks. It's like a toilet paper dress
Kef: personally i like hers a lot. beautiful yellow
Me: I don't see the painting in Laura's at all.
Kef: no that's true
Me: ahahahhahaa, Bryce's straitjacket sleeves
Kef: uhhh
Kef: vampire costume
Me: Yeah, but it's interesting, I think. Though not avant garde
Kef: oh, i like that one
Kef: definitely glad they got rid of the orange
Kef: i don't think it's wonderful but
Kef: not bad
Me: It's too busy for me.
Kef: i dunno if they'll like hers, but i like hers
Kef: haha NOT too many hot messes imo
Me: Anya's looks too curtainy
Kef: bet
Kef: bert
Kef: where are you
Me: Yeah. not as bad as I expected.
Kef: yeahhhhhhh bert
Kef: my mom heard the unattractive squawking i made at bert's pants
Kef: she is here to see now
Me: heh
Kef: ahaha i had a feeling they would like the tree skirt
Kef: oh baby you know it
Kef: NO HEIDI NO
Kef: no one is talking about the giant pants, just the weird squares
Kef: nothing will beat christian and chris and their avant garde dress
Kef: personally i'm rooting for Laura! i think hers is more impressive, sewing wise than his
Me: Yeah, his execution is too craft
Me: hahahahahahahaha, Bert's
Kef: bert's was just horrifying
Me: Keeeeeeffffff, I miss Jon and Stephen.
Kef: i knooooow ;_;
Me: ...I burned myself a bit on a piece of hot sweet potato. Only me.
Kef: nooooooo fuck youuuuuuuuuuu anthonyyyyyyy!
Me: awww
Kef: MEH!
Me: Anthony Ryan's brushstroke poor construction.
Me: I think Olivier should have gone.
Next week:
Me: Joshua loses it on everyone?
Kef: oh god another group project??
Me: For the DRAMA
Me: She doesn't break down. Because that girl is a Vulcan.
Kef: ahahaha, a truce. i do not believe it
Me: I still can't believe Nancy Grace is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.
Kef: HA HA WHAT
Kef: nancy grace, wow
Kef: bert, you can't not be an asshole
Me: Jesus, Laura, what is your problem with Becky? Is there a reason?
Me: ::Jaws theme::
Kef: two days, oh sweet jesus
Me: Two days are a sign of ambition!
Me: How the mighty have fallen.
Me: Skyy knows what she wants, even if she doesn't know what it looks like.
Me: Bert loves it when people around him don't talk.
Me: First failure ever in Laura's life
Me: Laura's student is wiser than she is.
Kef: hahaha, oh god, his is hideous
Me: Tim spends a lot of time chasing Mood's dog.
Kef: i love a good avant garde look...
Kef: oh sweet lord, DON'T BUY TULLE
Kef: WHY
Kef: NO
Kef: i'm seeing some scary colors
Kef: hahaha, only faux fur
Kef: human hair is a good material, ask chris
Me: I've seen a lot of hair as trim on trend in the last year or so.
Me: Little Miss Thing, I'm so glad you think everyone else sucks.
Kef: so either he's winning or losing, haha
Me: Just from looking at their fabric.
Me: Bert: ~happily sups on other people's suffering~
Kef: bert is a vampire who lives on schadenfreude
Me: I'm off Neurontin for at least a week because I had a huge depressive episode with a crying jag out of nowhere today.
Me: Neurologist told me to get off it for a week and call him with how I'm doing then.
Kef: good lord! that's scary D:
Me: I seem to have psychological side effects from drugs in this family. Lyrica made me suicidal and depressed, while Savella made me anxious and feel disconnected from reality.
Kef: yes it does
Me: Olivier, are you going to do more neutrals?
Kef: lol this is going to be a nightmare
Me: Yes, pants that balloon out over the hips are so flattering.
Me: A lot of dyeing this season.
Kef: dyeing can be cool!
Kef: iiiiinteresting
Kef: hopefully that won't kill anyone and then all designers burnt to a crisp in a freak accident
Kef: bert survived
Me: Oh shut your face, Joshua!!!!!!!
Kef: ego much, josh?
Kef: ...........tragic [Bert]
Kef: 8(
Kef: woooorrier
Me: ...where's the outfit on that mannequin?
Kef: it's just some scraps of fabric
Me: He's got a few stripes of color only.
Me: yeah
Kef: GOOD LORD, THAT COLOR
Me: Yes, we want to avoid Michael Kors having a Hiawatha moment.
Me: Becky is using denim?
Kef: WHY DENIM
Kef: WHHHHY
Kef: becky ;_;
Me: Children's blankets smell like crap.
Kef: what the good lord is bert making
Kef: that girl is bold!!
Me: Skyy has the gift of Blarney.
Me: Oh dear lord, will the judges be brutal in front of the students?
Me: He still only has strips of cloth!!!!
Me: Laura's skirt: Is she making ambrosia? It's like peaches or orange Jello and marshmallow.
Kef: niiiiice fauxhawk
Me: Do any of the contestants think the others don't suck?
Me: I see me some hot messes
Kef: loooooooooooool wut
Me: Bert, wtf
Kef: start crying, bitches
Me: Yes, Laura. you owe it to the world to tell people they suck.
Kef: BAH HA HA HA HA HA
Kef: this is going to be A HOT MESS PARTY
Me: I've watched a little bit of Dance Moms. Holy crap, those poor kids.
Me: "Someone will be bitin' the dust" = Bert's idea of a pep talk
Kef: AND IT WON'T BE ME~~~~
Kef: is bert's idea of a pep talk
Kef: lol those shoes!!!!!!
Kef: timmmmmm, give them all a hug
Me: Tim, tough love!!!
Kef: did her hair get bluer while I wasn't looking
Me: idek
Me: Lots of big hair. Closer to God.
Kef: closer to FASHION!!!!
Kef: that was a fantastic fro
Kef: oh my god
Kef: you moron
Me: Bert: 'Everything I have is yours, Olivier."
Me: Oh dear, Olivier.
Me: I think Becky did add more blue to her hair.
Kef: oooooooooooooooooooooooh my gosh
Kef: close call haha
Kef: all of these are kind of scary
Me: HOT MESS PARTY
Kef: EVERYBODY, HOT MESSES GO
Kef: i can dig that but needs a longer skirt
Me: Oh yes
Kef: okay i actually love that it's not avant... garde enough i don't think?
Kef: but i love it
Me: I like it! Cubes and all.
Kef: LOL WHAT
Kef: that isn't her at all and
Kef: also lol hi her vagina
Me: uhm
Me: It's a hot mess, Olivier.
Kef: uhhh
Kef: crafty??
Me: heh
Me: I actually like some of it, but the colors are fug
Kef: LOLLLLLLLLL BERT'S
Kef: OH MY GOSH
Me: BERT'S
Me: Bert's student: o.O
Me: hahahhahahahahaa
Me: Bert's student is speechless.
Me: Viktor, it sucks. It's like a toilet paper dress
Kef: personally i like hers a lot. beautiful yellow
Me: I don't see the painting in Laura's at all.
Kef: no that's true
Me: ahahahhahaa, Bryce's straitjacket sleeves
Kef: uhhh
Kef: vampire costume
Me: Yeah, but it's interesting, I think. Though not avant garde
Kef: oh, i like that one
Kef: definitely glad they got rid of the orange
Kef: i don't think it's wonderful but
Kef: not bad
Me: It's too busy for me.
Kef: i dunno if they'll like hers, but i like hers
Kef: haha NOT too many hot messes imo
Me: Anya's looks too curtainy
Kef: bet
Kef: bert
Kef: where are you
Me: Yeah. not as bad as I expected.
Kef: yeahhhhhhh bert
Kef: my mom heard the unattractive squawking i made at bert's pants
Kef: she is here to see now
Me: heh
Kef: ahaha i had a feeling they would like the tree skirt
Kef: oh baby you know it
Kef: NO HEIDI NO
Kef: no one is talking about the giant pants, just the weird squares
Kef: nothing will beat christian and chris and their avant garde dress
Kef: personally i'm rooting for Laura! i think hers is more impressive, sewing wise than his
Me: Yeah, his execution is too craft
Me: hahahahahahahaha, Bert's
Kef: bert's was just horrifying
Me: Keeeeeeffffff, I miss Jon and Stephen.
Kef: i knooooow ;_;
Me: ...I burned myself a bit on a piece of hot sweet potato. Only me.
Kef: nooooooo fuck youuuuuuuuuuu anthonyyyyyyy!
Me: awww
Kef: MEH!
Me: Anthony Ryan's brushstroke poor construction.
Me: I think Olivier should have gone.
Next week:
Me: Joshua loses it on everyone?
Kef: oh god another group project??
Me: For the DRAMA