A Taste of the Collections
Kef: time for sweet drama
Me: Yep.
Me: And what horror is in Tim Gunn's black bag?
Kef: all the horrors
Kef: all of them
Me: But at the bottom of it there's hope?
Kef: the bag contains no hope
Kef: only despair
Me: wth was Heidi wearing?
Kef: what is Heidi ever wearing
Kef: booooooooooo, gretchen
Me: It's all about Gretchen
Kef: mondo <3
Me: You and, like, 9 others will show a Fashion Week collection, Michael C.
Kef: ahahaha
Kef: just fly to hawaii
Kef: wow XD
Kef: oh my god walking around
Kef: fffff
Me: I wish my job would send me to Hawaii
Kef: look at him
Kef: TIM!
Me: Tim lost his glasses in his horror at the fish.
Kef: oh my god
Kef: XD
Kef: [Tim's] never seen a Chinese man look that unattractive
Kef: wow, [Andy] is from a shack!
Me: Still, a shack in Hawaii isn't like a shack in most places.
Kef: indeed
Me: Didn't they used to get more time than a month and two weeks?
Kef: two months i think
Kef: /checks andy's show
Kef: andy's is totally green and grey
Me: Some of his stuff looks like he's trying to turn women into birds.
Kef: some badly made pieces
Kef: it's not great :-*
Kef: ... :-(
Me: Two weeks to put them together.
Kef: no surprise
Kef: oh god, is that [Michael C's] chubby boyfriend?? is it??
Kef: why so adorable
Me: You didn't complain with Seth Aaron's output last year, Tim.
Kef: yeah, michael c's is all this chocolate brown color: http://images.nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2011/spring/main/newyork/womenrunway/projectrunwaymichaelc/images/5.jpg
Me: ...at least it's not black?
Kef: adorable
Me: Wow. Go, Michael C's boyfriend.
Kef: michael c's boyfriend is badass
Me: ...I'm not so thrilled on the forced outing. It depends on the circumstances.
Kef: idk if it was forced
Kef: it sounds like he knew ahead of time?
Kef: if he was freaked out
Me: Tiny shorts on Mondo.
Kef: oh, mondo XD
Kef: michael c's collection is a bit better as i look back on it
Kef: andy's is noooooooooot good
Me: Oh dear
Me: Maybe it was the two week marathon at work?
Kef: maybe!
Kef: mondo's is amazing
Me: yay!
Kef: http://images.nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2011/spring/main/newyork/womenrunway/projectrunwaygretchen/images/1.jpg this is gretchen's first look
Me: ...bathing bottoms?
Me: Was that Andy's?
Kef: no, that was gretchen's
Kef: she has three of those
Me: ewwwww
Me: Mondo, why does it have to be clowns?
Kef: he's mondo XD
Kef: that dress turns out really good
Me: Here comes the sob story.
Kef: gretchen, devil spawn
Me: Gretchen's collection looks broke, busted, and brown
Kef: LIKE GRETCHEN
Me: I'm sure she'll use fashion from around the world in a sensitive way.
Me: Not.
Me: Granny panties!!
Kef: her whole thing is very hippie
Me: ick
Me: omg, my mom would have killed me if I refused to go to school for anything less than deathly illness. Gretchen refused based on part of her outfit looking a bit bad?
Kef: ahahah, gretchen
Kef: always getting her way from pre-school apparently
Me: Seriously, my parents have driven me or my brother right to the door and then sat in the car there to make sure we didn't make a run for it.
Kef: your pants scare me
Me: heh
Kef: mondo's pants scare everyone
Kef: also gretchen can't be too terrible
Me: Gretchen is glad to see even Michael C? She missed Michael C?
Kef: TIM WALKS IN WITH A BLACK BAG
Me: Tim can move in with me too. Though there's hardly enough space.
Me: Hope was in the black bag after all?
Me: Ah. Tim doesn't need a black bag to spring a surprise after all.
Me: Though if you've watched prior seasons....
Kef: they always act so fucking surprised!!
Kef: at least mondo was like 'yeah, i expected this shit'
Me: Truly.
Me: Either they're dumb or they didn't ever see the show before. Or they're directed to act surprised.
Kef: yeah, i suspect the second
Kef: fuck off, gretchen
Kef: forever
Me: Bitchy McBitch
Me: The pleating is amazing.
Kef: yeah, that's like the best look in [Andy's] collection
Kef: yeah, i agree with mondo
Kef: whoops
Me: Lingerie top in Andy's?
Kef: goodness
Me: Shorts and knee-high black socks on Mondo
Kef: i love mondo haha
Kef: i'm gonna miss him
Kef: barrel rolled
Kef: did she say... barrel rolled
Kef: haha i know that bow
Me: Does Andy think he's designing for Victoria's Secret?
Kef: well they have to have... a swimsuit, don't they?
Kef: so it's just uh
Kef: lingerie-suit
Me: The Fairy Jobmother has huge guns on her.
Kef: god those calvin klein ads anger me with their shitty creepiness
Kef: wait, was that it
Kef: no guest judge?
Me: Guess so
Me: When I saw the color I knew it was Michael C's. *g*
Kef: wow, that really washes a black model out
Kef: f-fluff
Me: Every woman wants to look like her hips are HUGE
Kef: michael c, what
Me: Ah, 70s porn fashion. Good one, Michael.
Kef: wow that's boring
Me: Obviously Gretchen's
Kef: hgnnhhhHHhhgh
Kef: horror!
Kef: what
Me: ...wut
Me: Was there a mandate that they all had to make shorts?
Me: Nipples
Me: NIPPLES
Kef: i think [Mondo's] are great
Me: The Robitussin Relief Finder? Wow, people are gonna have no brains eventually. You really can't read the box?
Me: Nina is not accepting that outfit as a casual date look, Andy.
Kef: so not surprised about this, haha
Kef: michael, wtf
Kef: just so
Kef: 70s
Me: Oh dear. Their critique of Michael's will no doubt be brutal.
Kef: foxy cleopatra
Me: Heidi is intrigued by how the fringe top bares skin, no less.
Kef: shocking there, haha
Me: Well, Heidi didn't like Mondo's blue top with the obvious nipple-age.
Me: Heidi, I question your taste. You like Gretchen's cheap granola looks?
Kef: bluh
Me: the fairy bikini!
Me: ...what is Gretchen wearing?
Kef: idek
Kef: does it have pants
Kef: it should
Me: It's like a tunic with opaque tights.
Me: Or something.
Kef: my god
Kef: wtf that outfit
Kef: man, fuck gretchen B|
Me: She almost flashed us
Me: I figured as much
Kef: michael c!!!!!!!!!!111 :C
Me: ~hugs Michael C~
Kef: yeah, me too
Me: Gretchen's thing is even worse from the back!!!
Kef: fucking orange velvet, how does it work
Me: At least Michael got to show at Fashion Week anyway.
Kef: ;_;
Kef: michaeeeeel
Kef: ;__________;
Me: Damn, he fell apart. ::hugs him::
Kef: he has a lot riding on it
Kef: :C
Me: True
Me: His parents will say he's a failure again
Kef: i mean his whole family accepting him is kind of a huge deal :C
Kef: bluh bluh ._. huge sadness
Kef: tim hugs fix everything
Kef: no one cares, gretchen
Kef: go shove it
Kef: TIM SAID FUCK!
Kef: gasp
Kef: he bounced back <3 that's my michael
Next week...
Kef: ivy B|
Kef: WHAT WAS HEIDI WEARING
Kef: HORROR
Me: Somehow I doubt that this was the toughest decision for a winner in Project Runway history.
Kef: lol, no
Kef: mondo, duh
Me: ::points toward Mondo::
Me: Yep.
Me: And what horror is in Tim Gunn's black bag?
Kef: all the horrors
Kef: all of them
Me: But at the bottom of it there's hope?
Kef: the bag contains no hope
Kef: only despair
Me: wth was Heidi wearing?
Kef: what is Heidi ever wearing
Kef: booooooooooo, gretchen
Me: It's all about Gretchen
Kef: mondo <3
Me: You and, like, 9 others will show a Fashion Week collection, Michael C.
Kef: ahahaha
Kef: just fly to hawaii
Kef: wow XD
Kef: oh my god walking around
Kef: fffff
Me: I wish my job would send me to Hawaii
Kef: look at him
Kef: TIM!
Me: Tim lost his glasses in his horror at the fish.
Kef: oh my god
Kef: XD
Kef: [Tim's] never seen a Chinese man look that unattractive
Kef: wow, [Andy] is from a shack!
Me: Still, a shack in Hawaii isn't like a shack in most places.
Kef: indeed
Me: Didn't they used to get more time than a month and two weeks?
Kef: two months i think
Kef: /checks andy's show
Kef: andy's is totally green and grey
Me: Some of his stuff looks like he's trying to turn women into birds.
Kef: some badly made pieces
Kef: it's not great :-*
Kef: ... :-(
Me: Two weeks to put them together.
Kef: no surprise
Kef: oh god, is that [Michael C's] chubby boyfriend?? is it??
Kef: why so adorable
Me: You didn't complain with Seth Aaron's output last year, Tim.
Kef: yeah, michael c's is all this chocolate brown color: http://images.nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2011/spring/main/newyork/womenrunway/projectrunwaymichaelc/images/5.jpg
Me: ...at least it's not black?
Kef: adorable
Me: Wow. Go, Michael C's boyfriend.
Kef: michael c's boyfriend is badass
Me: ...I'm not so thrilled on the forced outing. It depends on the circumstances.
Kef: idk if it was forced
Kef: it sounds like he knew ahead of time?
Kef: if he was freaked out
Me: Tiny shorts on Mondo.
Kef: oh, mondo XD
Kef: michael c's collection is a bit better as i look back on it
Kef: andy's is noooooooooot good
Me: Oh dear
Me: Maybe it was the two week marathon at work?
Kef: maybe!
Kef: mondo's is amazing
Me: yay!
Kef: http://images.nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2011/spring/main/newyork/womenrunway/projectrunwaygretchen/images/1.jpg this is gretchen's first look
Me: ...bathing bottoms?
Me: Was that Andy's?
Kef: no, that was gretchen's
Kef: she has three of those
Me: ewwwww
Me: Mondo, why does it have to be clowns?
Kef: he's mondo XD
Kef: that dress turns out really good
Me: Here comes the sob story.
Kef: gretchen, devil spawn
Me: Gretchen's collection looks broke, busted, and brown
Kef: LIKE GRETCHEN
Me: I'm sure she'll use fashion from around the world in a sensitive way.
Me: Not.
Me: Granny panties!!
Kef: her whole thing is very hippie
Me: ick
Me: omg, my mom would have killed me if I refused to go to school for anything less than deathly illness. Gretchen refused based on part of her outfit looking a bit bad?
Kef: ahahah, gretchen
Kef: always getting her way from pre-school apparently
Me: Seriously, my parents have driven me or my brother right to the door and then sat in the car there to make sure we didn't make a run for it.
Kef: your pants scare me
Me: heh
Kef: mondo's pants scare everyone
Kef: also gretchen can't be too terrible
Me: Gretchen is glad to see even Michael C? She missed Michael C?
Kef: TIM WALKS IN WITH A BLACK BAG
Me: Tim can move in with me too. Though there's hardly enough space.
Me: Hope was in the black bag after all?
Me: Ah. Tim doesn't need a black bag to spring a surprise after all.
Me: Though if you've watched prior seasons....
Kef: they always act so fucking surprised!!
Kef: at least mondo was like 'yeah, i expected this shit'
Me: Truly.
Me: Either they're dumb or they didn't ever see the show before. Or they're directed to act surprised.
Kef: yeah, i suspect the second
Kef: fuck off, gretchen
Kef: forever
Me: Bitchy McBitch
Me: The pleating is amazing.
Kef: yeah, that's like the best look in [Andy's] collection
Kef: yeah, i agree with mondo
Kef: whoops
Me: Lingerie top in Andy's?
Kef: goodness
Me: Shorts and knee-high black socks on Mondo
Kef: i love mondo haha
Kef: i'm gonna miss him
Kef: barrel rolled
Kef: did she say... barrel rolled
Kef: haha i know that bow
Me: Does Andy think he's designing for Victoria's Secret?
Kef: well they have to have... a swimsuit, don't they?
Kef: so it's just uh
Kef: lingerie-suit
Me: The Fairy Jobmother has huge guns on her.
Kef: god those calvin klein ads anger me with their shitty creepiness
Kef: wait, was that it
Kef: no guest judge?
Me: Guess so
Me: When I saw the color I knew it was Michael C's. *g*
Kef: wow, that really washes a black model out
Kef: f-fluff
Me: Every woman wants to look like her hips are HUGE
Kef: michael c, what
Me: Ah, 70s porn fashion. Good one, Michael.
Kef: wow that's boring
Me: Obviously Gretchen's
Kef: hgnnhhhHHhhgh
Kef: horror!
Kef: what
Me: ...wut
Me: Was there a mandate that they all had to make shorts?
Me: Nipples
Me: NIPPLES
Kef: i think [Mondo's] are great
Me: The Robitussin Relief Finder? Wow, people are gonna have no brains eventually. You really can't read the box?
Me: Nina is not accepting that outfit as a casual date look, Andy.
Kef: so not surprised about this, haha
Kef: michael, wtf
Kef: just so
Kef: 70s
Me: Oh dear. Their critique of Michael's will no doubt be brutal.
Kef: foxy cleopatra
Me: Heidi is intrigued by how the fringe top bares skin, no less.
Kef: shocking there, haha
Me: Well, Heidi didn't like Mondo's blue top with the obvious nipple-age.
Me: Heidi, I question your taste. You like Gretchen's cheap granola looks?
Kef: bluh
Me: the fairy bikini!
Me: ...what is Gretchen wearing?
Kef: idek
Kef: does it have pants
Kef: it should
Me: It's like a tunic with opaque tights.
Me: Or something.
Kef: my god
Kef: wtf that outfit
Kef: man, fuck gretchen B|
Me: She almost flashed us
Me: I figured as much
Kef: michael c!!!!!!!!!!111 :C
Me: ~hugs Michael C~
Kef: yeah, me too
Me: Gretchen's thing is even worse from the back!!!
Kef: fucking orange velvet, how does it work
Me: At least Michael got to show at Fashion Week anyway.
Kef: ;_;
Kef: michaeeeeel
Kef: ;__________;
Me: Damn, he fell apart. ::hugs him::
Kef: he has a lot riding on it
Kef: :C
Me: True
Me: His parents will say he's a failure again
Kef: i mean his whole family accepting him is kind of a huge deal :C
Kef: bluh bluh ._. huge sadness
Kef: tim hugs fix everything
Kef: no one cares, gretchen
Kef: go shove it
Kef: TIM SAID FUCK!
Kef: gasp
Kef: he bounced back <3 that's my michael
Next week...
Kef: ivy B|
Kef: WHAT WAS HEIDI WEARING
Kef: HORROR
Me: Somehow I doubt that this was the toughest decision for a winner in Project Runway history.
Kef: lol, no
Kef: mondo, duh
Me: ::points toward Mondo::