Project Runway
Kef: look. irina keeps a tiny version of herself in her apartment!
Kef: :D
Me: BARK BARK BARK!
Kef: BARK BARK BARK
Me: I'm sure Irina is the alpha bitch though.
Kef: yeah she wouldn't stand for anything else
Kef: YES
Kef: TEARS
Kef: I LIVE FOR THEM
Me: You're so cruuuuuuel to her.
Kef: when it comes to pr, indeed
Me: Althea's elevator scares Tim.
Kef: ..............
Kef: sci fi movies
Me: Carol Hannah was inspired by a university campus or something.
Me: Steampunk?
Kef: lingerie!
Me: That is pink
Kef: that color was not good
Kef: that was "punch you in the gums" pink
Me: Did you see Tim in the snow walking up to Carol Hannah's New York suburb home?
Kef: yes it was adorable XD
Kef: i'm surprised he doesn't float
Me: He just needs an umbrella to fly like Mary Poppins.
Kef: hahaha
Me: Coney Island copied Irina!
Kef: you know what they say about copyright:
Kef: 'how long does copyright over characters last?'
Kef: 'go check mickey's birthday, and a year longer than that' since they've sued to get it changed every single time he threatened to go into public domain
Me: Yeah, Disney is very proprietary.
Kef: oh yes, to the point of douchebaggery
Kef: they're famous for trying to sue the pants off people who paint mickey on their stuff
Me: Like day care centers. Yes.
Kef: yes XD
Kef: and universal is always like, hey you know who's not assholes:
Kef: us!
Me: heh
Me: Althea and Irina: "...yeah."
Kef: real bffs right thar
Kef: mom was extremely confused by the Nine commercial XD
Me: Me too!
Me: Me: "They're advertising for Cabaret? Chicago? Some perfume? What?"
Kef: XD
Kef: yeah, i'd seen one earlier so i knew what was up
Me: It was so pretentious and fake sexy I wondered if it were a perfume commercial.
Kef: yes, it looks just like one
Kef: IT'S NOT SWINE FLU [for Carol Hannah]
Kef: thank goodness
Me: I wondered!
Me: Althea and Irina: "...yeah."
Me: Irina turns profound about one's health. Only not.
Me: Grandmothers wear black sequined jackets? Fully sequined jackets?
Kef: oh dear
Kef: knitting
Me: You are not what's his name to do knits!
Me: Really, I can't remember his name.
Me: Hon, you made it. If you hate it...
Kef: althea, you barely have a name, hush
Me: hee
Me: At least Irina's isn't brown brown brown
Kef: RUGSSSSS
Kef: ruuuuuugsssss
Kef: irina loves wearing rugs
Kef: catty catty rawr
Me: Seriously. Rowr!
Me: I wanna have lunch with Tim Gunn!
Me: Maybe they could just give me the money meant for transportation since I already live here?
Kef: XD
Kef: oh, irina, i hope you faaaaaaaaaaaail so hard
Me: hee
Kef: i'm really sympathizing with caroll hannah right now
Kef: rooting for her
Me: Oh, a friend of mine is watching Project Runway Australia. She said there's more color on display in fashion and the models have real boobs.
Kef: yeah, i've heard they had a good season!
Me: Also, their Christian is even more over the top.
Me: My friend is a big fan.
Kef: oh lord
Me: Anthony Capon of PR Australia:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zxqjo2ZwF3U/Sl2lQzkjpII/AAAAAAAAAu4/rxiEXeAC39A/s400/anth2.jpg Me:
http://www.mcn.com.au/Upload/FileStore/Master/media/2675-document.jpg Me:
http://l.yimg.com/ea/im_siggLmjE08cT2L5B8bfrj3V3cw---x240/img/-/091009/blogimport_8pays3-15ctluk.jpg Kef: FFFFFF
Kef: he's adorable
Me: Did you see his boots in the last link?
Kef: YES
Kef: he is wonderful
Kef: i would like to BE him haha
Me: I think this him wearing a teapot hat:
http://www.stylecaster.com/member_files/size/170x170/articles/article_315_230465_0.jpg Kef: ahahaha i love him
Me: Yeah, teapot:
http://www.outincanberra.com.au/files/article-images/anthony-capon.jpg Kef: RIGHT
Kef: awesome
Kef: :D
Kef: laaaaaaaaaadies
Me: Heidi Klum: harbinger of doom
Kef: oh no
Me: You didn't see this coming?
Kef: like i just said to my mom: AS LONG AS IT'S NOT 'CHRISTOPHER IS BACK'
Me: heh
Kef: SHE MUST MAKE A CHOICE
Kef: DATE RAPIST OR... DATE RAPIST
Me: Which will Bella choose?
Kef: i think she'll choose 'date rapist'
Me: Too bad she can't succeed at C, death.
Kef: if only :C
Me: 13th look! The unlucky number!
Kef: gag
Me: 2 of the 3 returners suck.
Kef: indeed
Kef: finally a chance for someone to barf on christopher
Kef: new york really
Me: Damned right we're using our feet, it's New York.
Me: "You're awesome, Gordana."
"I know I am."
Kef: hahaha XD
Kef: self confidence!
Me: Christopher adding a ton of frou to a dress?
Kef: OF COURSE
Me: Noooooo
Me: ::pets Carol Hannah::
Kef: poor thing :C
Next week:
Me: Irina and Althea: Corsican twin brains!
Me: Heidi, that pink, no.
Me: Jon time! [Daily Show]
Kef: yessss
Kef: jon's been on a roll lately XD
Me: "It wasn't worth it!" ~sob~
Me: I love Fox's "inadvertent" mistake. Inadvertent mistake, my ass. They just hoped no one would notice them pumping up the protest footage.
Kef: ahahhahaha
Me: That poor man.
Kef: so have you heard about the classy washington dc catholics move?
Me: I dunno?
Kef: unless dc removes a law that's meant to protect gays from discrimination they're gonna stop feeding and helping the homeless and downtrodden!
http://www.journalfen.net/community/unfunnybusiness/187843.htmlMe: Oh, that's really classy.
Kef: all fuckin' class