Genius
Me: ::tappity tap::
Kef: IT IS TIME 8U [for Project Runway]
Me: He's so enthusiastic as he says, "Slutty, slutty, slutty."
Me: Because nothing says "confident Olympic athlete" like a demure little sweater.
Kef: OF COURSE, i know every olympian is tiny and demure
Me: All those pencil skirts would look awful on muscley women.
Kef: sooooo true
Me: These folks just don't think sometimes.
Me: I'm annoyed that they spoiled the "high-powered woman" last week.
Kef: i know, i was like wtf why did they just tell us
Me: I know. Bastards.
Me: Suede used "I"!
Me: Brooke Shields stunned him out of the third person.
Kef: if you can be stunned out of the third person you're not misa-misa hardcore
Me: Suede is a poor shadow of Misa-Misa.
Kef: OH SHI--
Kef: TEAM EPISODE
Me: Let the backstabbing and bitchery begin!
Me: Actually, designing for Sharon Osbourne would be awesome.
Me: Shields talks fashion intelligently.
Kef: and now designs no one can actually finish in a day!
Me: Of course!
Kef: GO TO WORK!?
Kef: GASP
Me: hee
Me: Working is non-"rocker"
Me: What is with the scaley look of Keith's skirt?
Kef: SHINGLES
Me: At least if you're nude no one would tackle you to try to get the bouquet [in the bluefly.com commercial].
Kef: XD
Kef: or would they?
Me: Maybe lesbian bridesmaids. Bi-curious bridesmaids?
Kef: yes! those are the best kind.
Me: Not enough of them.
Me: Project Runway is brought to you by Saturn.
Kef: AND RINGS
Kef: that bitch needs to sit in front of her sewing machine and shut up!
Me: Stella looks cute with the side ponytails. There. I said it
Me: Go, Tim! Tim says no on the fabric.
Me: Shields chose Kelli's design, moron. I would guess that Shields likes the leopard print.
Kef: siiiigh
Me: Oh, the scales are bits of chopped fabric. At least the color means it won't look as much as toilet paper as his dress did.
Kef: OH JESUS
Kef: that print
Kef: #_#
Me: x_x
Me: It's likes paisley with 15 colors.
Kef: WHAT
Kef: XD
Me: bwah!
Kef: lulzlulzlulz
Me: He has no balls or vajayjay, and I don't want him sucking on my teats? Should he feel sexually harrassed?
Kef: perhaps XD
Me: It must be weird being a model for these fittings when you have people feeling you up and pulling fabric around you.
Kef: XD i'm sure they've gotten used to it
Me: Or like Blaine's in the first episode, where he sewed her into it at the bottom, near her ladygarden.
Kef: better than VAGINAL SEWING
Me: I'm sure, but weird!
Me: Suede sucks. Suede can't cut or sew.
Kef: suede can't do anything! :D
Me: She can't do everything herself, Suede.
Me: It looks like a big sweet potato! Go, Tim, go, Tim....
Kef: na na na na na na nannanana BAT-TIM
Kef: NO TIM
Kef: NOOOOOOOO
Kef: alter-tim is coming back vee ;A;
Me: Thanks for screwing up my Tim afterglow with that Guide to Style commercial, anti-Tim. I won't try to watch this season. Last season made me too angry.
Kef: stupid anti-tim
Me: That's less leopard print than her sketch.
Me: The shirt looks uneven and awkward to me. Still tragic.
Me: Joe chucks Korto under the bus. *g*
Me: Wow, she went there with a bus metaphor!
Me: Ah, the bitchiness of team episodes.
Kef: got to love the huge bitch of team eps XD
Me: That patterned scarf with that shirt, Terri? Nooooooo.
Kef: fooooolish fools
Kef: maybe brooke wants to show how BUSY she is
Me: Isn't there another team, Bravo?
Kef: WE DON'T CARE 8V
Kef: lol, sack.
Me: Still, it's less potato than it was.
Me: That part leopard cami top needed to be longer
Kef: i liked that one
Kef: oh this one is... colordisaster
Me: The skirt is scary, the top print is... yeah.
Me: The top is a sack. The belt doesn't help that
Kef: NOT fab enough
Me: The shorts are too casual. The color adds to the casual and doesn't help that.
Me: Korto's sweet potato made it through.
Kef: well, it wasn't atrocious
Me: True
Me: Ouch, Nina. "You can't get taste if you don't have it." *g*
Kef: lol, sorry, daniel
Kef: BITCHY
Kef: BITCHY
Me: People on other teams are laughing about his impeccable taste.
Me: Yes, yes
Kef: NO
Kef: LIES
Me: whut
Kef: FOOLISH FOOLS
Kef: sigh
Me: The scaley skirt is awful. The top is awful.
Me: wtf
Kef: either daniel or blayne going home
Kef: sounds good
Me: yes yes
Me: So many of the prints in this commercial look ugly to me.
Kef: yeeeeah
Me: Diane von Furstenburg, this commercial is not helping my opinion of you
Me: WTF?
Me: Okay, Brooke Shields, you have lost my fashion respect.
Kef: NOOOOO DANIEL
Kef: WHAT
Kef: NO
Kef: NO
Me: ::hugs::
Kef: AHHHHHHHH
Me: [Next week,] Chris????
Kef: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kef: CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: "It's a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park."
Kef: SO EXCITED
Me: Drag queen outfit. I am psyched.
Shear Genius
Me: Heh. The hair cutters have to cut the hair of six-year-old girls.
Kef: i am still watching!
Kef: and afraid for them XD
Me: Yeah, really
Me: "These ladies are about to start first grade and must make a great first impression."
Me: Well, at least there won't be color here. *g*
Kef: why so much... straight bangs @_@
Me: I am afraid. I hate blunt bangs.
Me: Yeah, Paulo, she didn't know she was signing possession of her kid over to a reality show contestant.
Me: Good one, Charlie. There's a style they won't do at home.
Kef: these are all adorable lolis
Me: they are!
Me: I liked her side swipe before!
Kef: seriously!
Me: But you do have to go somewhat with what your client wants.
Me: Paulo's kid has bangs too short
Kef: the girls are like B|
Me: The bangs are so high!
Kef: she's cuuuuute
Me: Charlie's style will not be replicated at home. Her mom is not going to be able to do the two ponytails with curls at home. But the kid is very cute.
Kef: god, why did they do that with the damn bangs
Me: whyyyyyy
Me: And they're not falling right
Me: I like that he's not saying to the kids' faces if their hair sucks.
Me: The funny thing is that the ep where the stylists had to do Jaclyn hair (and Farrah and Kate Jackson) they all failed so badly.
Kef: ohhhhhh lawdy [other stylists are doing the family members]
Me: The potential for bitchery is *staggering*.
Me: hahahahaha
Kef: huuuuuuge
Me: The bitch matching
Me: "Dee warned me about Mexican hair."
Kef: so i wonder a bit is that hair like the lesbian equivalent of a rooster
Kef: whatever the top thing is called
Kef: crest
Kef: i dunno
Kef: crown
Me: She likes to do a thick dye streak as a signature. I am not enthused about that.
Kef: i like Dee's hair, honestly
Me: I still love ya, bb
Me: I've had people tell me I look better with dark hair, but I'm not into it. Besides, my reds all go blonder over time.
Kef: no way, you are awesome with red
Me: My red starts darker and intense but fades.
Kef: her lesbian hair, it caaaalls to me
Me: hee
Kef: he has lesbian hair too, lol
Kef: oh jesus, her hair!
Me: hahahahaa!
"closer to Jesus now than she's ever been."
Me: the hell?
Kef: lordy
Kef: LORDY
Kef: ahahah CLOSE TO 60
Me: This show is fun to me partly because it shows the difference in walking between professional models and regular people.
Kef: ohhhh
Kef: dig the hair
Kef: major
Kef: NOT THAT
Kef: ughhhhhh
Kef: lol, spikes
Me: Dee's mom, nooooooooo!
Me: Porcupine!
Kef: hair horrah
Kef: NO
Kef: you don't like it
Kef: LIAR
Me: She's a Texan! She needs to be closer to Jesus
Kef: ugh, she looks like a cancer survivor
Me: I know. Poor Daniel's mom
Kef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [not Charlie as shear genius!]
Me: It should have been Dee.
Kef: should have!
Me: I like Nicole, but I feel she should be eliminated for that Caesar cut she gave Dee's mom.
Me: I'll miss Paulo. He's not a great stylist, but he seems to be a great guy.
Kef: he definitely seems fun :D
Me: Yeah, he's fun to watch
Kef: IT IS TIME 8U [for Project Runway]
Me: He's so enthusiastic as he says, "Slutty, slutty, slutty."
Me: Because nothing says "confident Olympic athlete" like a demure little sweater.
Kef: OF COURSE, i know every olympian is tiny and demure
Me: All those pencil skirts would look awful on muscley women.
Kef: sooooo true
Me: These folks just don't think sometimes.
Me: I'm annoyed that they spoiled the "high-powered woman" last week.
Kef: i know, i was like wtf why did they just tell us
Me: I know. Bastards.
Me: Suede used "I"!
Me: Brooke Shields stunned him out of the third person.
Kef: if you can be stunned out of the third person you're not misa-misa hardcore
Me: Suede is a poor shadow of Misa-Misa.
Kef: OH SHI--
Kef: TEAM EPISODE
Me: Let the backstabbing and bitchery begin!
Me: Actually, designing for Sharon Osbourne would be awesome.
Me: Shields talks fashion intelligently.
Kef: and now designs no one can actually finish in a day!
Me: Of course!
Kef: GO TO WORK!?
Kef: GASP
Me: hee
Me: Working is non-"rocker"
Me: What is with the scaley look of Keith's skirt?
Kef: SHINGLES
Me: At least if you're nude no one would tackle you to try to get the bouquet [in the bluefly.com commercial].
Kef: XD
Kef: or would they?
Me: Maybe lesbian bridesmaids. Bi-curious bridesmaids?
Kef: yes! those are the best kind.
Me: Not enough of them.
Me: Project Runway is brought to you by Saturn.
Kef: AND RINGS
Kef: that bitch needs to sit in front of her sewing machine and shut up!
Me: Stella looks cute with the side ponytails. There. I said it
Me: Go, Tim! Tim says no on the fabric.
Me: Shields chose Kelli's design, moron. I would guess that Shields likes the leopard print.
Kef: siiiigh
Me: Oh, the scales are bits of chopped fabric. At least the color means it won't look as much as toilet paper as his dress did.
Kef: OH JESUS
Kef: that print
Kef: #_#
Me: x_x
Me: It's likes paisley with 15 colors.
Kef: WHAT
Kef: XD
Me: bwah!
Kef: lulzlulzlulz
Me: He has no balls or vajayjay, and I don't want him sucking on my teats? Should he feel sexually harrassed?
Kef: perhaps XD
Me: It must be weird being a model for these fittings when you have people feeling you up and pulling fabric around you.
Kef: XD i'm sure they've gotten used to it
Me: Or like Blaine's in the first episode, where he sewed her into it at the bottom, near her ladygarden.
Kef: better than VAGINAL SEWING
Me: I'm sure, but weird!
Me: Suede sucks. Suede can't cut or sew.
Kef: suede can't do anything! :D
Me: She can't do everything herself, Suede.
Me: It looks like a big sweet potato! Go, Tim, go, Tim....
Kef: na na na na na na nannanana BAT-TIM
Kef: NO TIM
Kef: NOOOOOOOO
Kef: alter-tim is coming back vee ;A;
Me: Thanks for screwing up my Tim afterglow with that Guide to Style commercial, anti-Tim. I won't try to watch this season. Last season made me too angry.
Kef: stupid anti-tim
Me: That's less leopard print than her sketch.
Me: The shirt looks uneven and awkward to me. Still tragic.
Me: Joe chucks Korto under the bus. *g*
Me: Wow, she went there with a bus metaphor!
Me: Ah, the bitchiness of team episodes.
Kef: got to love the huge bitch of team eps XD
Me: That patterned scarf with that shirt, Terri? Nooooooo.
Kef: fooooolish fools
Kef: maybe brooke wants to show how BUSY she is
Me: Isn't there another team, Bravo?
Kef: WE DON'T CARE 8V
Kef: lol, sack.
Me: Still, it's less potato than it was.
Me: That part leopard cami top needed to be longer
Kef: i liked that one
Kef: oh this one is... colordisaster
Me: The skirt is scary, the top print is... yeah.
Me: The top is a sack. The belt doesn't help that
Kef: NOT fab enough
Me: The shorts are too casual. The color adds to the casual and doesn't help that.
Me: Korto's sweet potato made it through.
Kef: well, it wasn't atrocious
Me: True
Me: Ouch, Nina. "You can't get taste if you don't have it." *g*
Kef: lol, sorry, daniel
Kef: BITCHY
Kef: BITCHY
Me: People on other teams are laughing about his impeccable taste.
Me: Yes, yes
Kef: NO
Kef: LIES
Me: whut
Kef: FOOLISH FOOLS
Kef: sigh
Me: The scaley skirt is awful. The top is awful.
Me: wtf
Kef: either daniel or blayne going home
Kef: sounds good
Me: yes yes
Me: So many of the prints in this commercial look ugly to me.
Kef: yeeeeah
Me: Diane von Furstenburg, this commercial is not helping my opinion of you
Me: WTF?
Me: Okay, Brooke Shields, you have lost my fashion respect.
Kef: NOOOOO DANIEL
Kef: WHAT
Kef: NO
Kef: NO
Me: ::hugs::
Kef: AHHHHHHHH
Me: [Next week,] Chris????
Kef: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kef: CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: "It's a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park."
Kef: SO EXCITED
Me: Drag queen outfit. I am psyched.
Shear Genius
Me: Heh. The hair cutters have to cut the hair of six-year-old girls.
Kef: i am still watching!
Kef: and afraid for them XD
Me: Yeah, really
Me: "These ladies are about to start first grade and must make a great first impression."
Me: Well, at least there won't be color here. *g*
Kef: why so much... straight bangs @_@
Me: I am afraid. I hate blunt bangs.
Me: Yeah, Paulo, she didn't know she was signing possession of her kid over to a reality show contestant.
Me: Good one, Charlie. There's a style they won't do at home.
Kef: these are all adorable lolis
Me: they are!
Me: I liked her side swipe before!
Kef: seriously!
Me: But you do have to go somewhat with what your client wants.
Me: Paulo's kid has bangs too short
Kef: the girls are like B|
Me: The bangs are so high!
Kef: she's cuuuuute
Me: Charlie's style will not be replicated at home. Her mom is not going to be able to do the two ponytails with curls at home. But the kid is very cute.
Kef: god, why did they do that with the damn bangs
Me: whyyyyyy
Me: And they're not falling right
Me: I like that he's not saying to the kids' faces if their hair sucks.
Me: The funny thing is that the ep where the stylists had to do Jaclyn hair (and Farrah and Kate Jackson) they all failed so badly.
Kef: ohhhhhh lawdy [other stylists are doing the family members]
Me: The potential for bitchery is *staggering*.
Me: hahahahaha
Kef: huuuuuuge
Me: The bitch matching
Me: "Dee warned me about Mexican hair."
Kef: so i wonder a bit is that hair like the lesbian equivalent of a rooster
Kef: whatever the top thing is called
Kef: crest
Kef: i dunno
Kef: crown
Me: She likes to do a thick dye streak as a signature. I am not enthused about that.
Kef: i like Dee's hair, honestly
Me: I still love ya, bb
Me: I've had people tell me I look better with dark hair, but I'm not into it. Besides, my reds all go blonder over time.
Kef: no way, you are awesome with red
Me: My red starts darker and intense but fades.
Kef: her lesbian hair, it caaaalls to me
Me: hee
Kef: he has lesbian hair too, lol
Kef: oh jesus, her hair!
Me: hahahahaa!
"closer to Jesus now than she's ever been."
Me: the hell?
Kef: lordy
Kef: LORDY
Kef: ahahah CLOSE TO 60
Me: This show is fun to me partly because it shows the difference in walking between professional models and regular people.
Kef: ohhhh
Kef: dig the hair
Kef: major
Kef: NOT THAT
Kef: ughhhhhh
Kef: lol, spikes
Me: Dee's mom, nooooooooo!
Me: Porcupine!
Kef: hair horrah
Kef: NO
Kef: you don't like it
Kef: LIAR
Me: She's a Texan! She needs to be closer to Jesus
Kef: ugh, she looks like a cancer survivor
Me: I know. Poor Daniel's mom
Kef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [not Charlie as shear genius!]
Me: It should have been Dee.
Kef: should have!
Me: I like Nicole, but I feel she should be eliminated for that Caesar cut she gave Dee's mom.
Me: I'll miss Paulo. He's not a great stylist, but he seems to be a great guy.
Kef: he definitely seems fun :D
Me: Yeah, he's fun to watch