Project Conversation
Me: Chris: "'Can you make us outfits of salad ingredients?' Sure! And I have."
Me: Jillian can't bend over in that dress....
Whoa, didn't need that look up her skirt
Kef: YES WE DID OBVS
Kef: THIS IS TV
Me: This guy: "I am straight!!!!!"
Me: This guy: "I am not." *g*
Kef: hahahahaha
Kef: XDDD
Me: Bryant Park!
Kef: GREEEEN
Me: GREEEEEN
Kef: i hate her already
Me: A vision that comes from the heart? Bleargh
Kef: hahaha <3 ilu for agreeing
Kef: oh my god, MEMBER OF WEISS
Me: A florist/assassin/designer!
Kef: bwahaahahaaha
Me: Named himself after his sister Marion. As he seeks vengeance.
Kef: BWAHAHAAHA
Kef: XDDD yes, it's perfect
Kef: lingerie designer, love it haha
Me: Mesh hat!
Kef: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIM. real tim. NOT ALTER TIM!
Me: Project Runway: We are all gay! Including the guy who protests that he's not.
Me: Heidi's struggling to stay up on her heels.
Kef: haahahaha. ALTERTIM WOULDN'T APPROVE
Me: Walk in heels like you were born in them!
Kef: IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT
Kef: hahaha no
Me: Newborn! Work those heels!
Kef: fat guy loses
Me: Who knew running was such an important Project Runway skill?
Kef: hahaha WHO WOULD KNOW
Kef: poor guy
Kef: hahaahaha
Me: It's not like you train for that
Kef: ........what the fuck is wrong with her
Me: Staining it with grass. Not her first experience with grass, I suspect
Kef: HAHAHAHAHA
Kef: a little mj eh
Kef: NO. ALTERTIM!
Me: nooooo, Anti-Tim!
Kef: NOOOO. ANTI-TIM IS SO EVIL
Me: Guide to Style, die in a fire!
Me: GREEEEN
Kef: GREEEEN~
Kef: TIM
Kef: will rock you
Me: "I am straight."
Kef: NOT GAY
Me: Not at all. Not like everyone else!
Me: contestants: "OMG, Tim said his catchphrase! Applaud!"
Kef: hahahaha <3
Kef: oh tim, not anti-tim, ilu
Kef: i'm definitely sensing some NUCKING FUTS ones in this group
Me: The music of craziness plays in the background for Elisa....
Kef: hahaha YES. The nutjob music
Me: Christian, so far, alternately ticks me off and amuses the hell out of me.
Me: Let's see how long Elisa the nutjob lasts.
Me: And so is your ass, Jack honey. Also in the room.
Kef: hahahaah XDDD
Me: hahahahaha! "How does my dress keep shrinking?"
Kef: XD so looking forward to it
Kef: LAWL SANTINO
Me: Uhm, SHIRT
Kef: namedrop.com
Me: After you finish in the Bluefly.com creation room....
Me: Hand-measure! Oh, Elisa.
Kef: ahaahahaha
Kef: SOME UGLY SHIT IN THERE
Me: oh hells yes
Kef: HAHAHA. WHAT Christian SAID. Oh my god i love him now haha
Me: She's a model. She has no idea who she'll be sold to next week and has to be nice. Christian figures he's fabulous and he knows it, clap his hands.
Kef: hahaahaha
Me: Oh, Bluefly.com, you're so edgy with the nearly-there nudity in your commercials!
Kef: XDD pooooorn. That’s what i think of them
Me: Am I the only one thinking the one where the naked woman offers sushi is so wrong?
Kef: i haven't seen it haha XDD
Me: She comes out to the party only in heels and bearing a tray. And she asks, "Sushi?"
Kef: so it's a cunningulus reference amirite
Me: Could be!
Kef: haha that's MY first thought
Me: Me, I was like "...classy."
Kef: maybe I’ve heard that part being described as 'RAW' a little too much haha
Kef: YEAH SERIOUSLY
Me: And the whole body sushi phenomenon
Kef: yes indeedy
Me: Mercedes Benz Fashion Week!
Me: That dress looks like hell.
Me: This is kind of nice.
Me: Not so much the neck thing
Me: Trashy
Me: Big bag o' dress.
Kef: oh god i should look at the dresses shouldn't i haha
Kef: ooo i like that one
Me: I dunno
Kef: ooo me likey colors
Kef: ugh jacket
Me: That's eye-catching color for sure!
Me: Christian's jacket looks wrong.
Kef: color so wrong for her skin
Me: Visible bra straps?
Kef: little black dress is little and black
Me: That's not a graceful drape.
Kef: That's so.... toga
Kef: ooo i like. Shitty model though
Me: Yeah. What's with her walk?
Kef: I like that one too~
Me: That's nice.
Kef: ....
Kef: mixy
Me: What's with the floofy neck things on more than one dress though?
Kef: oooo nice
Me: Weird things going on at once.
Me: Nice!
Me: The top is ugh, but the pants were nice.
Me: uhm, bizarre
Me: What is Kit wearing? She's like a Christmas present topper.
Kef: i have no idea XD
Kef: i hope nuts girl leaves first
Me: I hate the "rose"
Kef: ugh, don't give him a good score. So boring
Me: Heidi: "Nutjob, what is your point of view?"
Me: Her explanation is half sound effects.
Kef: ugly UUUGLY DRESS
Kef: she should like
Kef: cut it off
Kef: half way to the knee
Me: Anti-Tim and his minion laughing at women. Yes, this is truly Guide to Style.
Me: Boring toga won the challenge!
Kef: ajoheoaea ugh
Me: Yeah, he set the bar at boring and with a big "rose."
Me: Elisa is in for... what? Having a loony on the reality show?
Kef: yes, ahahaha
Kef: they gotta have the nutjob of course
Me: Christian: "People will get bitchy. I know I will."