this one's for Katie and whoever else reads this lj
Are boys always good with their words?
um, no, and it’s not just boys. Sometimes boys are just human. Go figure!
Do you believe "drunken words are sober thoughts"?
absolutely. Usually it’s the drunkards and children who don’t lie.
How about all girls are bitches, Correct?
I think there’s a little bitch in all women. She whispers in my ear every now and again, that’s for damn sure.
When someone says "we need to talk," what runs through your mind?
that scene from sex in the city where Samantha is ending a 5 year relationship with that amazing hot man to “work on the relationship with herself”. What a crock! Dumb hoe!
What would you do if someone you knew had an abortion?
be there for them if they asked me. It’s a difficult experience to face alone.
What’s the last movie you watched? With who?
Australia with Victor and Rozlynn.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
last time I was on my period, I’m sure, I just can’t remember who it was. Probably some idiot driver. I like to yell at them for doing dumb things, but sometimes if they piss me off just right, I fight the urge to get out of my car, drag them from their vehicle, and beat them with an ugly stick since they obviously BROKE THE FUCKING STUPID STICK! Yeah, I think I have unresolved anger issues.
Do you know anyone who always looks perfect?
Meh, not really. I think since “perfection” is subjective, and I really have no interest in the physical aspects of beauty and attractiveness, everyone looks great, and that’s enough for me!
Two wrongs don't make a right, Correct?
not usually no.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?
yeah, my grandma comes to mind first. I’m sure there are others.
Can money buy happiness?
Money can buy things that can bring a temporary feeling of elation, so yes, it can buy happiness, but not forever. Nothing can.
What do you hear right now?
Alicia Keys baby! First album.
If you had a tree that could grow anything you want, what would it grow?
Sushi! Can you tell I’m hungry?
Would you kiss the last person you texted?
hell yeah! My girlfriend is thee awesome
Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
Yup. Hell, I’ve been held by the cops, not technically in jail, but still!
What is your favorite color?
Indigo
Do you have a lighter on you?
nope, sorry
Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?
I’m sure I could, but I wouldn’t want to. It would suck big fat flopping donkey balls!
Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
yes
Would you say you’re emotionally strong?
sure.
What’s worse, ignorance or stupidity?
Stupidity since ignorance is fixable.
Do you know anyone, who doesn’t smoke pot?
yeah, me! I can’t vouch for everyone else I know. To quote a line from Baby Mama “bitch, I don’t know your life!”
Did you know that alcohol is more harmful than weed?
yeah I did. Which is why I don’t drink often. Neener neener!
Think, what do you want more than anything?
world peace… damn you ms congeniality!
Would you rather have long or short hair?
Short please
Do you follow your head or your heart?
50/50 usually, but for those deal breaking decisions, I got with heart.
Who's around you?
nobody
Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
yes I do!
Do you ever get so frustrated that you just wanna cry?
um, yeah! Silly question that one.
After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or in your bedroom?
Bedroom
Youre lost in the middle of nowhere, without a phone to call for help, What would you do?
I’d bring up bear grills in my head, take stock of my situation, figure out what I would need to do and in the order I would need to do it, and follow through to survive. Hooah!
How did you and your Number 1 become friends?
I’ll assume number 1 means spouse, and will answer with we worked together.
Have you held hands with anyone in the last week?
not that I can recall unless my dog counts.
What will you be doing in 15 minutes?
getting ready to go home for dinner!
Who in your phone has a heart after their name?
nobody. I’m not that girlie.
What shirt are you wearing?
an old navy hoodie that Victor gave me during our first few months of dating. I remember it smelled like him and I would love to just bury my nose in it and inhale.
How many pillows on your bed?
two, one for each head that lays on it.
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
the office? Does that count?
Has someone ever told you they love you and you didn’t say it back?
yeah, I think most people have had that happen at some point in their lives.
What's your favorite drink?
water
Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
no way. You gotta have a sense of humor to even put up with me, believe me!
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yes, actually, I am.
Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yeah
Have you ever been rude to someone without even realizing it?
haha, maybe? I couldn’t tell ya.
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
man, I want to sex Victor, but he’s asleep and I’m tired. I’ll set my alarm for really early and wake him up to do him. Yeah…
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
not really, no.
What's the last thing you bought?
a dog training kit online. It better work too!
Have you ever thrown a cell phone in anger?
mmm… not that I can recall. I’ve dropped and kicked a cell phone by accident.
Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
I’m not sure. As much as we are a social creature, I think we can appreciate what we have more by being along with ourselves every now and again.
Do you miss old friends?
yeah
Were you single last summer?
nope
Let's be completely honest?
dur, what have I been doing these last twenty minutes? Dumbass question writer.
Are you highly attracted to someone right now?
hell yeah
Is it easy for you to pretend everything's okay?
no, it isn’t easy, but if I need to put on a mask, I can do it for a while.
If someone looked under your bed, what would they find?
the floor.
Are you one of those people who just don't care?
no, I care
What were you doing at 7:00am this morning?
working.
Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up?
yes I have. It was gross.
When's the last time you fell asleep while watching a movie?
I don’t remember actually. Probably a couple of months ago.
Are you the youngest in your house?
nope, my puppy Rozlynn is only 3 months old. My bird Goliath is two and a half years, and my other bird Patrick is 4 ½ years. I’m the 4th youngest.
Have you kissed someone older then you?
yeah, all the time.
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat and live forever?
no. no, I think time is a blessing and a curse, and it’s best to appreciate the special moments as they come and when they’ve gone.
Name one stupid thing you did last night?
put my fingers in my dog’s mouth to check for the tooth growth then rub my eye.
Does every family have a crazy uncle?
probably.
If you could have one thing right now, what would it be?
food in my belly.
When meeting someone new, are you afraid they won't like you?
no. I don’t think that way. Either they like me or they don’t and since their opinion doesn’t put food on my table, pay my rent, or get air in my lungs, why on earth would I put stock in it?
Someone knocks on your window at 3am, what do you say?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do you miss your past?
I appreciate it because it has made me who I am today, and I love me some me!
Are there certain things that can't be joked with you?
yeah, there are. I don’t appreciate derogatory racial slurs, and jokes that contain them get the stink eye from me.
Have you ever had a best friend that was the opposite sex?
I did in kindergarden.
Could you go a day without eating?
yes I could, but I wouldn’t if I had the choice.
How was your day today?
eh, about the same as every day. It’s cool.
Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?
uh, no I’m married.
How many drugs are in your system?
just the nuva ring chemicals. And probably a shitload of mercury from all the sushi I’ve ever eaten in my life.
Have you had any alcohol today?
Nope
Do you have to sleep with the tv on?
hell no, I like my peace and quiet.
Ever cried while you were on the phone to someone?
yeah
What are you looking forward to right now?
eating! Eating eating!
Who was the first person you talked to today?
my husband. It was his day off.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
no
Do you prefer ily or i love you?
I prefer you show me your feelings instead of words or texts
Would you consider your parents to be strict?
yeah, I’d call my mother more of a hard headed control freak than strict.
Is your last name longer than 6 letters?
yes
What was the last thing you wore that was black?
tshirt from yesterday with the vegas choppers logo
Do you say the F word a lot?
yeah
I say "cake" you say?
Please.
Who was the last person to text you?
my girlfriend shannon
Last incoming call?
I’m at work, so one of the painters looking for into.
When was the last time you laughed so hard that you cried?
yesterday.
Does your mom think your crazy?
yes, among other things.
Do you have any zebra clothing?
no
Do you have a mirror in your room?
in the bathroom
How about a tv?
Yes
Last time you cooked for yourself?
sometime last week I think. Victor’s been at the stove lately, which is how it should be.
When is the next time you will kiss someone of the
opposite sex?
when I get home.
What do your pants look like?
Gray with dark stripes on the sides, about two sizes too big, and comfy as hell.
Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
no
Who all did you talk to on the phone with today?
a bunch of people.
Would you rather love one person, or have many?
I already have many people that I love.
Can you be your complete self around the person you like?
yeah, sometimes I think I’m too much myself. It’s scary how well victor and I get along. Scary I tell ya!
Who was the last person to wink at you?
no idea. people don’t really wink at me unless they lost a contact or something, at which point I don’t notice winking anyway.
So, what do you want for your birthday?
a ps3 maybe?
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
my husband
Do you like the rain?
absolutely.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
probably when I was in high school sometime.
Look behind you, what do you see?
a collage of picture, some work that I won’t be doing today, the back of my chair.
What did you eat for lunch today?
a breakfast burrito.
So, the person you like, their name starts with a M, doesn't it ?
no
What was the first thing you did this morning?
pee
Do you think the way someone dresses is a reflection on how they act?
maybe
Do you like road trips?
sure
Ever physically fought with a member of the opposite sex?
yes. In high school. It didn’t end well, and I almost got suspended.
um, no, and it’s not just boys. Sometimes boys are just human. Go figure!
Do you believe "drunken words are sober thoughts"?
absolutely. Usually it’s the drunkards and children who don’t lie.
How about all girls are bitches, Correct?
I think there’s a little bitch in all women. She whispers in my ear every now and again, that’s for damn sure.
When someone says "we need to talk," what runs through your mind?
that scene from sex in the city where Samantha is ending a 5 year relationship with that amazing hot man to “work on the relationship with herself”. What a crock! Dumb hoe!
What would you do if someone you knew had an abortion?
be there for them if they asked me. It’s a difficult experience to face alone.
What’s the last movie you watched? With who?
Australia with Victor and Rozlynn.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
last time I was on my period, I’m sure, I just can’t remember who it was. Probably some idiot driver. I like to yell at them for doing dumb things, but sometimes if they piss me off just right, I fight the urge to get out of my car, drag them from their vehicle, and beat them with an ugly stick since they obviously BROKE THE FUCKING STUPID STICK! Yeah, I think I have unresolved anger issues.
Do you know anyone who always looks perfect?
Meh, not really. I think since “perfection” is subjective, and I really have no interest in the physical aspects of beauty and attractiveness, everyone looks great, and that’s enough for me!
Two wrongs don't make a right, Correct?
not usually no.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?
yeah, my grandma comes to mind first. I’m sure there are others.
Can money buy happiness?
Money can buy things that can bring a temporary feeling of elation, so yes, it can buy happiness, but not forever. Nothing can.
What do you hear right now?
Alicia Keys baby! First album.
If you had a tree that could grow anything you want, what would it grow?
Sushi! Can you tell I’m hungry?
Would you kiss the last person you texted?
hell yeah! My girlfriend is thee awesome
Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
Yup. Hell, I’ve been held by the cops, not technically in jail, but still!
What is your favorite color?
Indigo
Do you have a lighter on you?
nope, sorry
Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?
I’m sure I could, but I wouldn’t want to. It would suck big fat flopping donkey balls!
Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
yes
Would you say you’re emotionally strong?
sure.
What’s worse, ignorance or stupidity?
Stupidity since ignorance is fixable.
Do you know anyone, who doesn’t smoke pot?
yeah, me! I can’t vouch for everyone else I know. To quote a line from Baby Mama “bitch, I don’t know your life!”
Did you know that alcohol is more harmful than weed?
yeah I did. Which is why I don’t drink often. Neener neener!
Think, what do you want more than anything?
world peace… damn you ms congeniality!
Would you rather have long or short hair?
Short please
Do you follow your head or your heart?
50/50 usually, but for those deal breaking decisions, I got with heart.
Who's around you?
nobody
Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
yes I do!
Do you ever get so frustrated that you just wanna cry?
um, yeah! Silly question that one.
After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or in your bedroom?
Bedroom
Youre lost in the middle of nowhere, without a phone to call for help, What would you do?
I’d bring up bear grills in my head, take stock of my situation, figure out what I would need to do and in the order I would need to do it, and follow through to survive. Hooah!
How did you and your Number 1 become friends?
I’ll assume number 1 means spouse, and will answer with we worked together.
Have you held hands with anyone in the last week?
not that I can recall unless my dog counts.
What will you be doing in 15 minutes?
getting ready to go home for dinner!
Who in your phone has a heart after their name?
nobody. I’m not that girlie.
What shirt are you wearing?
an old navy hoodie that Victor gave me during our first few months of dating. I remember it smelled like him and I would love to just bury my nose in it and inhale.
How many pillows on your bed?
two, one for each head that lays on it.
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
the office? Does that count?
Has someone ever told you they love you and you didn’t say it back?
yeah, I think most people have had that happen at some point in their lives.
What's your favorite drink?
water
Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
no way. You gotta have a sense of humor to even put up with me, believe me!
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yes, actually, I am.
Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yeah
Have you ever been rude to someone without even realizing it?
haha, maybe? I couldn’t tell ya.
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
man, I want to sex Victor, but he’s asleep and I’m tired. I’ll set my alarm for really early and wake him up to do him. Yeah…
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
not really, no.
What's the last thing you bought?
a dog training kit online. It better work too!
Have you ever thrown a cell phone in anger?
mmm… not that I can recall. I’ve dropped and kicked a cell phone by accident.
Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
I’m not sure. As much as we are a social creature, I think we can appreciate what we have more by being along with ourselves every now and again.
Do you miss old friends?
yeah
Were you single last summer?
nope
Let's be completely honest?
dur, what have I been doing these last twenty minutes? Dumbass question writer.
Are you highly attracted to someone right now?
hell yeah
Is it easy for you to pretend everything's okay?
no, it isn’t easy, but if I need to put on a mask, I can do it for a while.
If someone looked under your bed, what would they find?
the floor.
Are you one of those people who just don't care?
no, I care
What were you doing at 7:00am this morning?
working.
Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up?
yes I have. It was gross.
When's the last time you fell asleep while watching a movie?
I don’t remember actually. Probably a couple of months ago.
Are you the youngest in your house?
nope, my puppy Rozlynn is only 3 months old. My bird Goliath is two and a half years, and my other bird Patrick is 4 ½ years. I’m the 4th youngest.
Have you kissed someone older then you?
yeah, all the time.
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat and live forever?
no. no, I think time is a blessing and a curse, and it’s best to appreciate the special moments as they come and when they’ve gone.
Name one stupid thing you did last night?
put my fingers in my dog’s mouth to check for the tooth growth then rub my eye.
Does every family have a crazy uncle?
probably.
If you could have one thing right now, what would it be?
food in my belly.
When meeting someone new, are you afraid they won't like you?
no. I don’t think that way. Either they like me or they don’t and since their opinion doesn’t put food on my table, pay my rent, or get air in my lungs, why on earth would I put stock in it?
Someone knocks on your window at 3am, what do you say?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do you miss your past?
I appreciate it because it has made me who I am today, and I love me some me!
Are there certain things that can't be joked with you?
yeah, there are. I don’t appreciate derogatory racial slurs, and jokes that contain them get the stink eye from me.
Have you ever had a best friend that was the opposite sex?
I did in kindergarden.
Could you go a day without eating?
yes I could, but I wouldn’t if I had the choice.
How was your day today?
eh, about the same as every day. It’s cool.
Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?
uh, no I’m married.
How many drugs are in your system?
just the nuva ring chemicals. And probably a shitload of mercury from all the sushi I’ve ever eaten in my life.
Have you had any alcohol today?
Nope
Do you have to sleep with the tv on?
hell no, I like my peace and quiet.
Ever cried while you were on the phone to someone?
yeah
What are you looking forward to right now?
eating! Eating eating!
Who was the first person you talked to today?
my husband. It was his day off.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
no
Do you prefer ily or i love you?
I prefer you show me your feelings instead of words or texts
Would you consider your parents to be strict?
yeah, I’d call my mother more of a hard headed control freak than strict.
Is your last name longer than 6 letters?
yes
What was the last thing you wore that was black?
tshirt from yesterday with the vegas choppers logo
Do you say the F word a lot?
yeah
I say "cake" you say?
Please.
Who was the last person to text you?
my girlfriend shannon
Last incoming call?
I’m at work, so one of the painters looking for into.
When was the last time you laughed so hard that you cried?
yesterday.
Does your mom think your crazy?
yes, among other things.
Do you have any zebra clothing?
no
Do you have a mirror in your room?
in the bathroom
How about a tv?
Yes
Last time you cooked for yourself?
sometime last week I think. Victor’s been at the stove lately, which is how it should be.
When is the next time you will kiss someone of the
opposite sex?
when I get home.
What do your pants look like?
Gray with dark stripes on the sides, about two sizes too big, and comfy as hell.
Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
no
Who all did you talk to on the phone with today?
a bunch of people.
Would you rather love one person, or have many?
I already have many people that I love.
Can you be your complete self around the person you like?
yeah, sometimes I think I’m too much myself. It’s scary how well victor and I get along. Scary I tell ya!
Who was the last person to wink at you?
no idea. people don’t really wink at me unless they lost a contact or something, at which point I don’t notice winking anyway.
So, what do you want for your birthday?
a ps3 maybe?
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
my husband
Do you like the rain?
absolutely.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
probably when I was in high school sometime.
Look behind you, what do you see?
a collage of picture, some work that I won’t be doing today, the back of my chair.
What did you eat for lunch today?
a breakfast burrito.
So, the person you like, their name starts with a M, doesn't it ?
no
What was the first thing you did this morning?
pee
Do you think the way someone dresses is a reflection on how they act?
maybe
Do you like road trips?
sure
Ever physically fought with a member of the opposite sex?
yes. In high school. It didn’t end well, and I almost got suspended.