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[virginiaplain]

Some things

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[newbornstranger]

1. okay, you got it.
2. Trevor also = yay. Therefore, Trevor = Yay = Sandra. THEREFORE Sandra = Trevor. I'm not sure what this means.
7. I'm working on it! Good cover letters take time.
8. Vocabulary setbacks. There are only so many words for "wonderful" and I can't find my thesaurus.

[virginiaplain]

Trevor! My Chloe says our constant flirting is 'cute'! You are SO ruining my street cred! This must stop!

[newbornstranger]

It can't be this Trevor she's talking about. There are huge swaths of time at night where, instead of flirting with you, I just sleep. That's hardly what I call "constant".

Who is this other Trevor you're flirting with?

[virginiaplain]

Oh...right....so like, there's this other Trevor...we're kind of getting married next week. You can, um, come if you want...

[newbornstranger]

Oh... sounds like, um... fun.
Can I be the Flower Girl?

[virginiaplain]

In a little white fluffy dress? Nah. I'm thinking more of the end scene of 'The Graduate'? Are you with me?

[newbornstranger]

I'll have bus fare ready for the both of us.

[virginiaplain]

Good, because my dress doesn't have pockets.

[newbornstranger]

Come to think of it, I don't think they paid for their bus ride. I think there's some sort of rule that if you're escaping a loveless wedding ceremony, you can ride for free.

[virginiaplain]

'love'? what? what are you talking about? i can't recall ever hearing that word.

[newbornstranger]

It's kinda like "hate" but a lot more fun.

[virginiaplain]

I'll..uh...take your word on that (no I won't)

[newbornstranger]

I'm glad you will
(you certainly will)

[virginiaplain]

don't get lippy (please get lippy)

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holy shit, chloe is right! we ARE cute (disgusting)

[newbornstranger]

Cute? We're fucking adorable!
You hear that, chloe?? Adorable!