Trinity Hall Girls School - Morn-- (make that mid-afternoon) Announcements

[virginia_lupus]

Girls, girls, your attention please or you'll all find your dirty little secrets aired for all and sundry.

I must remind you of our standards of behavior and civility today. Final exam preparation seems to bring out the little tart in so many of you.

1. School uniforms are to be worn at all times without exception and without alteration unless it looks particularly fabulous.
2. The school honor code is to be observed at all times without exception unless you can break it without being caught.
3. There are to be no males in any student's room. There are common areas for fraternization, which will be closely chaperoned. I am not losing another girl's tuition because I have to send her home pregnant.

Exceptions will be made to item number one for the dance on Saturday. Try not to look too cheap.