too amusing to resist, my friends

[virginia_bell]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about George W. Bush!

1. Czar Paul I banished George W. Bush to Siberia for marching out of step.
2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented George W. Bush, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
3. George W. Bush can live for up to a week without a head.
4. George W. Bush is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
5. George W. Bush is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on George W. Bush with his left foot.
7. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing George W. Bush.
8. Finding George W. Bush on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
9. George W. Bush is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
10. George W. Bush is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

Signing off, V.M. Bell