FIC: Super Junior Full House 2 (ft Henry the lost Canadian boy)
Super Junior Full House 2 (ft Henry the lost Canadian boy)
As soon as Henry steps into the SuJu household, he was dragged to the living room by Donghae who keeps telling him to watch Titanic on the deeveedee prayer. Henry was lost - did the man-boy-thing (Henry wasn’t sure - none of the super junior acted their age at all) just ask him to pray or to play?
Watching the monkey-like antics of the blond streaked haired boy waving and flapping a DVD cover of one of the most overrated love story, Titanic, Henry realized what the former wanted.
Just as he was about to settle himself comfortably on the couch as the movie was about to begin, Shiwon appears and starts pestering him to go to church with him.
“Henry, let’s go to the church okay? Yes? Let’s get going to the church? You want to go to church with me?”
Henry tries to tolerate the incessant noise, shutting his eyes as he prays that someone will rescue him until he heard a loud thwack.
It was Heechul, armed with a black fan before the two started speaking in rapid Korean. He looked back and forth at the two as the exchange of words quickly heated up. Well, more like Heechul the diva was muttering and Shiwon was whining. Henry knew then never to cross Heechul - if the flamboyant guy could reduce towering Shiwon to a mere puppy, he wondered what he would have been turned to. Henry shudders and returns back to the movie, only to find that Donghae had already left the room and the movie was over.
He steps out of the living room and hears a melody being played on the guitar, making him yearn for his precious violin.
Henry steps out towards the rooms, wanting to practise, when he’s glomped by a blur of pink. Sang…no…what was the pink boy’s name again? Songmun? Singman? Sungmin…ah, that’s right.
“Henli, Henli! Meet minihompy! Minihompy meet Henli! So…Henli, what’s your violin’s name?” Sungmin says, all cutesy.
“Wtf?”
Henry wonders what the hell the boy was saying. All he could understand was his mangled name. He looks as Sungmin who is looking at him questioningly. What was he supposed to say? His name? Henry thinks hard and recalls a phrase that he’s heard Hankyung say backstage often to Heechul. It was worth a shot, he figures.
“You’re really bad!” he goes, hoping that he’s got the accent and intonations correct.
It took him by surprise when the pink boy starts to pout and then starts bursting into tears, screaming ‘Umma’.
He hears a snicker and he turns around, noting that Kibum had just used ear plugs and was busy typing out a fan fiction. He hopes that Kibum self checks before he ‘betas’ it for the latter.
Donghae suddenly pops his head and goes “Oh…”
'Oh' as in “Oh no…” or 'Oh' as in “Oh I get it?” or 'Oh' as in…
He was snapped out of his thoughts when he hears a scream fest occurring. Heechul’s pissed off and KangIn’s mad. Eeteuk is screaming his head off, beyond pissed. Sungmin’s bawling on the side and Ryeowook’s weeping. Yehsung’s pissed off and he starts cursing.
Shindong is strangely missing from the action and Henry hears noises coming from the kitchen. And it doesn’t take genius to figure out what the latter was doing. The Eunhae twins stuck at the hips were already ignoring the screaming as though it was a normal daily occurrence and were headed to the kitchen yelling something about cookies.
Yehsung gets an idea on how to silence them all and shouts ‘Umma’ except it doesn’t work because it’s a scream fest for goodness sake.
Henry’s already escaped to the toilet and bolted the door. He dials the airport, frantically trying to find out when’s the next flight back to Canada. Except it is too noisy and so he steps out through the screams, heading for the door.
Heechul chases after him and goes, “Yo, yo, yo, what’s up man?’
“The ceiling.”
Heechul lets loose a roaring laughter after going, “Yea, Yea!!!”
Shiwon laughs along out of courtesy. It is a weird cacophony of noise as laughter and screams filled the household and Henry wonders if this was all a dream or if he had finally gone bonkers and was actually in a mental institution.
He sees Hankyung chasing the terrible three out of his kitchen and yelling for the rest to shut up. Only, he’s barely audible - the man was sometimes too soft spoken for his own good. Shiwon’s already attached to Hannie’s side like a leech, hugging him and nodding.
Of course, no one pays attention to Hannie until they hear the word ‘dinner’ and all activities cease. Hankyung repeats himself and all is quiet until dinner time.
And Henry thinks, maybe all this insanity was worth it, as he scoops another spoonful of delicious Beijing Fried Rice into his mouth.
Ryeowook suddenly stands up to do the octopus dance and soon the entire group breaks out into an impromptu rendition of U. Henry just stares, watching in amazement at the hip thrusts. The boys then start making fun of Ryeo and his stiff shoulders.
Hyuk starts to have pity on Henry and says things like, “You and me, same same”
And Henry breathes a sigh of relief. FINALLY! And he unleashes all his awesome Canadian English on Hyuk. He doesn’t notice the inquisitive look the latter has.
Hyukkie’s pretending he understands every word of what Henry’s saying and nods. And he whispers to Donghae, “What is he talking about?”
And Donghae, very seriously says, “Aliens.”
It was then that Kyuhyun (who was at his parents) randomly appears and does the whole aura thing with his hands.
Donghae’s eyes grow big before he starts frantically screaming and pointing at Kyu.
“They took him! They took him!”
Henry misunderstands and hears it as "Tookim" and goes to Eeteuk.
“I think they’re calling for you.”
Heechul starts laughing (with Shiwon following his lead because he’s a polite parrot) and Hannie picks up the empty dishes, muttering and cursing in Mandarin.
Teukie starts screaming at KangIn (because it’s second nature) and Sungmin’s trying to eat between them with Shindong hogging all the pork. Things seemed okay until KangIn utters a curse word and horrified Eetuek quickly covers his daughter’s ears, glaring at his husband.
“You’re sleeping on the couch tonight," he hisses.
Heechul burst out laughing and laughing at the whole scene until Kangin turns to him and glares at him. Heechul glares back intensely and it’s the start of another fight.
“So…I’m guessing he didn’t call for Teukie,” Henry thinks out loud.
Kyu pops out again and says, “Confused aura...”
And Wookie was standing near the confused Henry, wanting to hit the boy with minihompy because the Canadian’s getting on his nerve.
“Evil aura…”
He turns to Yehsung who was restraining Ryeowook (well, more like finding an opportunity to press himself against the smaller boy) and his eyes grew wide.
"!$^O^O*#&^*#&^*@ freaking hell evil like crazee aura!!!” he shrieks.
Shindong, busy stuffing himself, tells Yehsung to quit smirking and Yehsung calls him Umma and whines before he gets a smack from Ryeowook (for holding him too tightly).
And they all come to an understanding that no one called Teukie at all in the first place.
So they ate dinner happily ever after.
As soon as Henry steps into the SuJu household, he was dragged to the living room by Donghae who keeps telling him to watch Titanic on the deeveedee prayer. Henry was lost - did the man-boy-thing (Henry wasn’t sure - none of the super junior acted their age at all) just ask him to pray or to play?
Watching the monkey-like antics of the blond streaked haired boy waving and flapping a DVD cover of one of the most overrated love story, Titanic, Henry realized what the former wanted.
Just as he was about to settle himself comfortably on the couch as the movie was about to begin, Shiwon appears and starts pestering him to go to church with him.
“Henry, let’s go to the church okay? Yes? Let’s get going to the church? You want to go to church with me?”
Henry tries to tolerate the incessant noise, shutting his eyes as he prays that someone will rescue him until he heard a loud thwack.
It was Heechul, armed with a black fan before the two started speaking in rapid Korean. He looked back and forth at the two as the exchange of words quickly heated up. Well, more like Heechul the diva was muttering and Shiwon was whining. Henry knew then never to cross Heechul - if the flamboyant guy could reduce towering Shiwon to a mere puppy, he wondered what he would have been turned to. Henry shudders and returns back to the movie, only to find that Donghae had already left the room and the movie was over.
He steps out of the living room and hears a melody being played on the guitar, making him yearn for his precious violin.
Henry steps out towards the rooms, wanting to practise, when he’s glomped by a blur of pink. Sang…no…what was the pink boy’s name again? Songmun? Singman? Sungmin…ah, that’s right.
“Henli, Henli! Meet minihompy! Minihompy meet Henli! So…Henli, what’s your violin’s name?” Sungmin says, all cutesy.
“Wtf?”
Henry wonders what the hell the boy was saying. All he could understand was his mangled name. He looks as Sungmin who is looking at him questioningly. What was he supposed to say? His name? Henry thinks hard and recalls a phrase that he’s heard Hankyung say backstage often to Heechul. It was worth a shot, he figures.
“You’re really bad!” he goes, hoping that he’s got the accent and intonations correct.
It took him by surprise when the pink boy starts to pout and then starts bursting into tears, screaming ‘Umma’.
He hears a snicker and he turns around, noting that Kibum had just used ear plugs and was busy typing out a fan fiction. He hopes that Kibum self checks before he ‘betas’ it for the latter.
Donghae suddenly pops his head and goes “Oh…”
'Oh' as in “Oh no…” or 'Oh' as in “Oh I get it?” or 'Oh' as in…
He was snapped out of his thoughts when he hears a scream fest occurring. Heechul’s pissed off and KangIn’s mad. Eeteuk is screaming his head off, beyond pissed. Sungmin’s bawling on the side and Ryeowook’s weeping. Yehsung’s pissed off and he starts cursing.
Shindong is strangely missing from the action and Henry hears noises coming from the kitchen. And it doesn’t take genius to figure out what the latter was doing. The Eunhae twins stuck at the hips were already ignoring the screaming as though it was a normal daily occurrence and were headed to the kitchen yelling something about cookies.
Yehsung gets an idea on how to silence them all and shouts ‘Umma’ except it doesn’t work because it’s a scream fest for goodness sake.
Henry’s already escaped to the toilet and bolted the door. He dials the airport, frantically trying to find out when’s the next flight back to Canada. Except it is too noisy and so he steps out through the screams, heading for the door.
Heechul chases after him and goes, “Yo, yo, yo, what’s up man?’
“The ceiling.”
Heechul lets loose a roaring laughter after going, “Yea, Yea!!!”
Shiwon laughs along out of courtesy. It is a weird cacophony of noise as laughter and screams filled the household and Henry wonders if this was all a dream or if he had finally gone bonkers and was actually in a mental institution.
He sees Hankyung chasing the terrible three out of his kitchen and yelling for the rest to shut up. Only, he’s barely audible - the man was sometimes too soft spoken for his own good. Shiwon’s already attached to Hannie’s side like a leech, hugging him and nodding.
Of course, no one pays attention to Hannie until they hear the word ‘dinner’ and all activities cease. Hankyung repeats himself and all is quiet until dinner time.
And Henry thinks, maybe all this insanity was worth it, as he scoops another spoonful of delicious Beijing Fried Rice into his mouth.
Ryeowook suddenly stands up to do the octopus dance and soon the entire group breaks out into an impromptu rendition of U. Henry just stares, watching in amazement at the hip thrusts. The boys then start making fun of Ryeo and his stiff shoulders.
Hyuk starts to have pity on Henry and says things like, “You and me, same same”
And Henry breathes a sigh of relief. FINALLY! And he unleashes all his awesome Canadian English on Hyuk. He doesn’t notice the inquisitive look the latter has.
Hyukkie’s pretending he understands every word of what Henry’s saying and nods. And he whispers to Donghae, “What is he talking about?”
And Donghae, very seriously says, “Aliens.”
It was then that Kyuhyun (who was at his parents) randomly appears and does the whole aura thing with his hands.
Donghae’s eyes grow big before he starts frantically screaming and pointing at Kyu.
“They took him! They took him!”
Henry misunderstands and hears it as "Tookim" and goes to Eeteuk.
“I think they’re calling for you.”
Heechul starts laughing (with Shiwon following his lead because he’s a polite parrot) and Hannie picks up the empty dishes, muttering and cursing in Mandarin.
Teukie starts screaming at KangIn (because it’s second nature) and Sungmin’s trying to eat between them with Shindong hogging all the pork. Things seemed okay until KangIn utters a curse word and horrified Eetuek quickly covers his daughter’s ears, glaring at his husband.
“You’re sleeping on the couch tonight," he hisses.
Heechul burst out laughing and laughing at the whole scene until Kangin turns to him and glares at him. Heechul glares back intensely and it’s the start of another fight.
“So…I’m guessing he didn’t call for Teukie,” Henry thinks out loud.
Kyu pops out again and says, “Confused aura...”
And Wookie was standing near the confused Henry, wanting to hit the boy with minihompy because the Canadian’s getting on his nerve.
“Evil aura…”
He turns to Yehsung who was restraining Ryeowook (well, more like finding an opportunity to press himself against the smaller boy) and his eyes grew wide.
"!$^O^O*#&^*#&^*@ freaking hell evil like crazee aura!!!” he shrieks.
Shindong, busy stuffing himself, tells Yehsung to quit smirking and Yehsung calls him Umma and whines before he gets a smack from Ryeowook (for holding him too tightly).
And they all come to an understanding that no one called Teukie at all in the first place.
So they ate dinner happily ever after.