So I'm STILL trying to sleep but failing horribly, considering the time now. I've got work tomorrow and I really really need to sleep. They say that it's best to write down one's thoughts before one goes to bed so here goes!
1) Dear Subconcious mind, what the heck does that dream mean? Having to kiss random guys just to eat KFC?! Yes, after I gave them a peck, they'll squawk and poof! I'll have a drumlet, a thigh whatever in my bucket.
2) Also, can we please stop it with the creepy dreams of random naked people...no wait. Weird creepy dreams in general? Kay thanks. I'd like my dreams to be inspirational and idk...back to the days when I could write.
3) Dear muse, stop being an asshole.
4) Dear self, stop being a glutton and forgoing punishment. And you haven't even dedicated even 15 minutes to dancing or yoga daily. WTH, self, wth.
5) Dear laptop, please recover. Thanks.
FIN.
Alright, hopefully I can sleep now. Wish me luck! lol.