meme - 10 situations meme

[virdant]

Give me a person or pairing and I will write one sentence (or so) of ten genres for them. The genres are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack
4. Future fic
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut [You don't actually get smut from me. You get like, PRE-SMUT BUT PAST UST. Sucks to be you. :D:D:D]
10. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)
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[virdant]

CHEMORPHESIS~~~~

EVERYTHING IS CRACK BECAUSE CATALYSIS IS THE CRACK STORY OF DOOM.

1. Angst

“You can’t die!” Seri shouted. “You can’t!”

“Why not?” Tian asked. “What’s left for us?”

Seri didn’t say anything.

2. AU

“I don’t get this!” Tian wailed. “What is this math thing?”

Seri sighed. “I don’t get it either.”

They turned pitiful eyes towards Endo and Aster. “HELP.”

3. Crack (AND CANON CRACK NO LESS)

“Why are you trying to attack a dragon with an apple?”

4. Future fic

“I’m hungry again.”

“Me too.”

“Me three.”

Aster stared at them. “Why can’t I ever find better people to adventure with?”

5. First Time

“Is that…”

“TREASURE?”

Seri and Tian jumped up and down. “WE’RE NOT GOING TO STARVE!”

6. Fluff

“I think you’re really pretty,” Tian said seriously. “You’ve got orange hair and you’re good at picking apples from trees.”

Seri beamed. “And you’re really good at eating apples.”

7. Humor (OH HEY, MORE CANON!)

“Why is there a sheep following us?” Seri whispered to Tian.

“I think it likes Endo,” Tian whispered back.

“BAAAAA,” the sheep agreed.

8. Hurt/Comfort

“Don’t die,” Aster said, a spell-shield in front of her. “You can’t die yet, Endo. I still need you to kill the dragon.”

9. Smut

Soft sheets and warm hands and fingertips calloused from climbing walls. Curls spread over a pillow and a voice chirping, “It’s okay. It’s okay, Tian.”

Tian closes his eyes and dreams of peace.

10. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)

Seri’s always there, laughing, just out of his reach. Clinging one second and then flitting off in the next.

Tian curls his hands around the apple.