Fic-DBSK/Lollipop-Taking Control (of the situation)
Title: Taking Control (of the situation)
Author: virdant
Length: 150 words; drabble-and-a-half; super-short
Rating: PG / PG-13
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Jae/?
Summary: Yunho froze in the middle of the doorway, eyes wide and flustered. The others crowded behind him, Junsu and Yoochun craning their heads and Changmin rising on his toes. They froze. Jaejoong. Lollipop.
Warning: Bandom Crossover Slash.
Notes: Recently, I've been watching 模范棒棒堂 / Lollipop. They're... not very good. But ohh, the CRACK. I laugh whenever I watch that show. In fact, I laugh when I think of them in general... This is the result. DBSK-centric.
Taking Control
of the situation
Jaejoong was lip-locked with a lollipop.
Yunho froze in the middle of the doorway, eyes wide and flustered. The others crowded behind him, Junsu and Yoochun craning their heads and Changmin rising on his toes. They froze. Jaejoong. Lollipop. They blanked their minds. Much better. They focused on the ceiling. Ohh, pretty ceiling.
Jaejoong withdrew from said lollipop, eyes wide and confused. “Oh! You’re back. I didn’t expect you all to be back so soon.”
Yunho choked. “I think we’ll, uh, leave you, uh, alone, with uh….” He gestured spectacularly, knocking over a vase. Changmin caught it.
“Don’t let us disturb you, hyung!” he chirped, before escorting his elders away. “Let’s give Jaejoong-hyung some privacy.”
Jaejoong turned back, smirk. “Now, where were we?” he purred, blissfully aware of their communication issues. Said Lollipop member flailed and babbled Taiwanese mixed with Mandarin before Jaejoong expertly took control of the situation again.
End.
Note: I don't know who the hell that member is anyways. I don't know Lollipop at all, just that they're cracky like WOAH.
Author: virdant
Length: 150 words; drabble-and-a-half; super-short
Rating: PG / PG-13
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Jae/?
Summary: Yunho froze in the middle of the doorway, eyes wide and flustered. The others crowded behind him, Junsu and Yoochun craning their heads and Changmin rising on his toes. They froze. Jaejoong. Lollipop.
Warning: Bandom Crossover Slash.
Notes: Recently, I've been watching 模范棒棒堂 / Lollipop. They're... not very good. But ohh, the CRACK. I laugh whenever I watch that show. In fact, I laugh when I think of them in general... This is the result. DBSK-centric.
Taking Control
of the situation
Jaejoong was lip-locked with a lollipop.
Yunho froze in the middle of the doorway, eyes wide and flustered. The others crowded behind him, Junsu and Yoochun craning their heads and Changmin rising on his toes. They froze. Jaejoong. Lollipop. They blanked their minds. Much better. They focused on the ceiling. Ohh, pretty ceiling.
Jaejoong withdrew from said lollipop, eyes wide and confused. “Oh! You’re back. I didn’t expect you all to be back so soon.”
Yunho choked. “I think we’ll, uh, leave you, uh, alone, with uh….” He gestured spectacularly, knocking over a vase. Changmin caught it.
“Don’t let us disturb you, hyung!” he chirped, before escorting his elders away. “Let’s give Jaejoong-hyung some privacy.”
Jaejoong turned back, smirk. “Now, where were we?” he purred, blissfully aware of their communication issues. Said Lollipop member flailed and babbled Taiwanese mixed with Mandarin before Jaejoong expertly took control of the situation again.
End.
Note: I don't know who the hell that member is anyways. I don't know Lollipop at all, just that they're cracky like WOAH.