fic-DBSK-Thirst

[virdant]

Title: Thirst
Author: virdant
Length: 100 words; drabble; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Pairing: JaeMin (if you squint; personally I think it's pairingless)
Summary: The sun was shining, the slats of the metal chair were burning, and who the hell just shoved ice against his cheek?
Warning: None.
Notes: So I sat down, and thought: let's attempt

Comments

[blackblood0688]

lol! Oh Jae~~ So childish, but so cute~ :))

Good luck with the kiddies!!~

[virdant]

Thank you for reading~ ^^

I always feel tempted to pet Jaejoong on the head... he's just too cute for words. XD (though he's been toppled by a cat in my heart orz)

Thank you; haha. I fear kids. Especially three/four year olds. And we're going to have to put on a play and it's a 3-year-old adaption of a Midsummer's Night Dream and I just know I'm going to blurt something out along the lines of: "where's the sex" and mess up D:

[yuxo]

LOL THIS IS NOT FLUFF YOU LIAR. Oh wait, you addressed this at the end. LMFAO.

"OMINOUSLY." I LOL-ED. XDDDDD

Hehehehehehe. *snickers unkindly some more* XD Stop making me snicker unkindly so much!! XD

But you're right, at least it's not angst. >_> XDDDD Aw, I like it so much though, it's SO CUTE. XD AND IT'S FOR ME, YAAAAAAAY~~!! *glomps* ♥

[virdant]

Haha, I'm so sorry, I can't write fluff (I tried... but Jaejoong doesn't cooperate with me; he goes: "let me torture people" and I go: "yay torture!" * cackles *) It might work better with different characters--my interpretation of Jaejoong has gotten skewed recently (it's the cat, it's all the kitty's fault! I don't know how to write Jaejoong anymore because I keep watching the kitty crawl behind Jam Xiao's back and eee, it's so cute oh shit, plunnied)

Delight in your inner sadist * nods sagely * for I suspect that if I do write anything soon, it'll revolve along the lines of killing Junsu people. (I've recently discovered that I like killing Junsu a lot whoops)

Additionally, I've read that fic you just posted (sorry, not commenting there because lj is screwy with me right now (dunno why) so I'm just typing comments in my inbox) and it's so fluffy! (and sad, but mostly fluffy)

and I deserve to be shot for my lurking tendencies, but you write NEWS fanfic? that's awesome (because I have a friend that's a NEWS fan and this way I can

[yuxo]

I LOL SO HARD AT ALL YOUR LONG!COMMENTS. XDDDD Hahahahahahahaha~

Omfg don't take me wrong, I love nutty!psycho!evil!JaeJae. It makes my life shine a little. XD AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT CAT SDLKFJSLKDJFSLKDFJl

Kill, kill kill kill. XD I like reading it when you write it. XD

Thank you for reading~ at least you didn't think it sucked? See, you're the angst writer, I'm the happy cracksmut writer. :/ We can't seem to dabble very much in each other's fortes. >________>

LOLOLOL UM. Well, I used to. I used to be HUGELY in JE fandom. >___>;; XD I still know like, everything. ;_; Omfg. I can help you if you want? Pairing? Situation? XD Frig, if it's RyoUchi though, Imma gag and cut a bitch. LMAO. XD

♥

[hikaru_maxwell]

*hijacks thread*

NewS fandom? One of the authors I beta just made me start writing crack for that....>.>

*small voice* can I ask for help, too?

On another note: alsjflasjflfasjfsdkd <33333333333 *flail* but evil!jae is just so fun. I love him to death, really I do.

I agree. Killing off Junsu is totally okay as long as it's well written...and....I should totally start actually reviewing the fics I read more often, especially the ones by yuxo and virdant....especially since I hijacked your thread. :3

[hikaru_maxwell]

Imminent flailing ahead.

ajklskdfjas;lfjasfj <3 *GASP* Okay, now I'm coherent again.

I really like this one. Enough to marry it even. But mostly because it's evil!jae.

I love how Min was completely suspicious but opened it anyway. And especially the threat of violence following the explosion of foam.

You totally win my heart in every way whenever you write crack.

[virdant]

Thank you for reading~ (and commenting ^^)

Haha, evil!Jae has a fanbase XD. Min is a genius, but Jae is too evil for him XD. this is internal bias coming through, please ignore

Hahha, thank you; I'm not that good at crack (others are so much better than I am) My friends all claim my sense of humor is skewed haha XD.

I'm glad you like it~ ^^

[hikaru_maxwell]

XD

Of course he has a fanbase. Evil!Jae is like and Evil!Min are like, the beating of my crack!heart....and on the genius vs. evil front....I totally agree.

Hey, I like your sense of humor. And your crack.

[virdant]

Haha, thank you for saying so; my crack is better than it was before which is a good thing, because if you read my old crack you may have wanted to throttle me XD.

Evil!Jae makes me want to pinch his cheeks out of his sheer adorableness. (I need to go write more Evil!Jae, I suppose, considering that he has a fanbase haha)

Jae is a force of nature all on his own... not even genius!Min can topple him XD.

[chloe1910]

awwwwww....

[virdant]

Thank you for reading. :)

[_monologue_]

do you want to DIE?? xD

the do you want to die joke still makes me laugh uncontrollably. this is total win. there's nothing worse than being suspicious of getting burned, deciding it's okay, and then getting burned anyway. ^^

[virdant]

Thank you for reading~ I'm glad you liked.

I agree! Poor Changmin, all suspicious, yielding, and then getting pwned... (Though I'm certain he obtained his revenge; I'm just not sure how, the muses haven't told me yet XD)