Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I didn't flush (-1 points). In September Triggur and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped Triggur hide a body (-173 points). In May Triggur and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-289 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Viraldaxx