on a happier note..
Discussing period sex and vaginas:
beccusmaximus: like its all juicy
beccusmaximus: hahhahaaha
beccusmaximus: thats so gross
Potter490: ewwww
Potter490: HAHAHAH
beccusmaximus: juicy
Potter490: such a foul word
beccusmaximus: hehehehe
beccusmaximus: my vagina is.....
beccusmaximus: JUICY
Potter490: sfhsdlogih
Potter490: eugh
beccusmaximus: hahahahaahhahahahahaha
beccusmaximus: i did this voice when i said it too
beccusmaximus: lol
beccusmaximus: JUICY
beccusmaximus: MAHAHAHAHHAA
Potter490: I want to put that in my profile now but that would be rather odd
beccusmaximus: haha you can
beccusmaximus: i dont mind
Potter490: it's like in the lion king with MUSTAFA!
Potter490: I mean...
beccusmaximus: hahhahahahaa
Potter490: mufasa!!!!
beccusmaximus: i think of that movie everytime i watch polar express and theyre all ooh pretty at the aurora borealis and i cant help but think in my head:
beccusmaximus: SIMBA......
beccusmaximus: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE....
Potter490: HAHAHAHA... you are... JUICY!!!
Potter490: eeeeshskfjghsldgf
beccusmaximus: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Potter490: now the next time I eat an orange or something I want to say like, "this orange is juicier than a vagina." just because
beccusmaximus: hehheehheehehehe
beccusmaximus: indeed!!!!!
Potter490: hahahahahhhahah and i just told ben that we were making vajayjay jokes
Potter490: isn't it weird like the difference in perception here? I dunno cause like in porn when they say things like "juicy cock" it doesn't sound bad to me. but juicy vagina just sounds vulgar!
Potter490: I dunno maybe it's all the skin flaps or something
beccusmaximus: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
beccusmaximus: theyre called labia!!!
beccusmaximus: labia majora to be exact
Potter490: geeeeelhzlahgd
Potter490: labia sounds much more professional though
Potter490: like more suitable for elevator conversation
beccusmaximus: hhahaa
beccusmaximus: "so this one time i was inspecting her labia majora.."
beccusmaximus: "oh how interesting!"
Potter490: "my labia had an awful breakdown last night, and now I'm trying to comfort it. it happens every now and again, but I just put on the soaps and let her watch with me." and it sounds perfectly normal
beccusmaximus: hahah indeed
Potter490: like, just replace the word friend with labia in conversation
Potter490: and see what people say
beccusmaximus: sup my labia
beccusmaximus: i love my labia!!!
beccusmaximus: you are my best labia
Potter490: hahahaha!
Potter490: ahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha that last one is the best
beccusmaximus: i could never ask for a better labia than you
beccusmaximus: lets be labia!
Potter490: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Potter490: I'm gonna say that to you next time I see you
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beccusmaximus: i just spell checked my lj
beccusmaximus: and when i typed in weinermobiles
beccusmaximus: it suggested wombies
beccusmaximus: wtf is a wombie?
Potter490: HAHAHAHAAHHHAHA WTF
Potter490: I DON"T KNOWWWWW
beccusmaximus: like a baby zombie?
beccusmaximus: a little zombie wombie?
Potter490: maybe a baby wombat/zombie
beccusmaximus: eek its a wombie!!!
beccusmaximus: run for your lives!!
Potter490: I hear they can be vicious creatures!
beccusmaximus: indeed!!
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beccusmaximus: hold on i need provisions
Potter490: yeah it's cool
Potter490: hahaha
beccusmaximus: the pantry is calling me
Potter490: I made an amazing milkshake earlier
Potter490: it definitely brought all the boys to the yard
beccusmaximus: hahahaha
beccusmaximus: excellent
beccusmaximus: like its all juicy
beccusmaximus: hahhahaaha
beccusmaximus: thats so gross
Potter490: ewwww
Potter490: HAHAHAH
beccusmaximus: juicy
Potter490: such a foul word
beccusmaximus: hehehehe
beccusmaximus: my vagina is.....
beccusmaximus: JUICY
Potter490: sfhsdlogih
Potter490: eugh
beccusmaximus: hahahahaahhahahahahaha
beccusmaximus: i did this voice when i said it too
beccusmaximus: lol
beccusmaximus: JUICY
beccusmaximus: MAHAHAHAHHAA
Potter490: I want to put that in my profile now but that would be rather odd
beccusmaximus: haha you can
beccusmaximus: i dont mind
Potter490: it's like in the lion king with MUSTAFA!
Potter490: I mean...
beccusmaximus: hahhahahahaa
Potter490: mufasa!!!!
beccusmaximus: i think of that movie everytime i watch polar express and theyre all ooh pretty at the aurora borealis and i cant help but think in my head:
beccusmaximus: SIMBA......
beccusmaximus: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE....
Potter490: HAHAHAHA... you are... JUICY!!!
Potter490: eeeeshskfjghsldgf
beccusmaximus: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Potter490: now the next time I eat an orange or something I want to say like, "this orange is juicier than a vagina." just because
beccusmaximus: hehheehheehehehe
beccusmaximus: indeed!!!!!
Potter490: hahahahahhhahah and i just told ben that we were making vajayjay jokes
Potter490: isn't it weird like the difference in perception here? I dunno cause like in porn when they say things like "juicy cock" it doesn't sound bad to me. but juicy vagina just sounds vulgar!
Potter490: I dunno maybe it's all the skin flaps or something
beccusmaximus: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
beccusmaximus: theyre called labia!!!
beccusmaximus: labia majora to be exact
Potter490: geeeeelhzlahgd
Potter490: labia sounds much more professional though
Potter490: like more suitable for elevator conversation
beccusmaximus: hhahaa
beccusmaximus: "so this one time i was inspecting her labia majora.."
beccusmaximus: "oh how interesting!"
Potter490: "my labia had an awful breakdown last night, and now I'm trying to comfort it. it happens every now and again, but I just put on the soaps and let her watch with me." and it sounds perfectly normal
beccusmaximus: hahah indeed
Potter490: like, just replace the word friend with labia in conversation
Potter490: and see what people say
beccusmaximus: sup my labia
beccusmaximus: i love my labia!!!
beccusmaximus: you are my best labia
Potter490: hahahaha!
Potter490: ahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha that last one is the best
beccusmaximus: i could never ask for a better labia than you
beccusmaximus: lets be labia!
Potter490: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Potter490: I'm gonna say that to you next time I see you
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beccusmaximus: i just spell checked my lj
beccusmaximus: and when i typed in weinermobiles
beccusmaximus: it suggested wombies
beccusmaximus: wtf is a wombie?
Potter490: HAHAHAHAAHHHAHA WTF
Potter490: I DON"T KNOWWWWW
beccusmaximus: like a baby zombie?
beccusmaximus: a little zombie wombie?
Potter490: maybe a baby wombat/zombie
beccusmaximus: eek its a wombie!!!
beccusmaximus: run for your lives!!
Potter490: I hear they can be vicious creatures!
beccusmaximus: indeed!!
*********************************************************
beccusmaximus: hold on i need provisions
Potter490: yeah it's cool
Potter490: hahaha
beccusmaximus: the pantry is calling me
Potter490: I made an amazing milkshake earlier
Potter490: it definitely brought all the boys to the yard
beccusmaximus: hahahaha
beccusmaximus: excellent