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Feb 12, 2007 13:17

So this past saturday into sunday was my first house party. Although I had an absolute blast I'm only going to let people I know come over next time.

The party/meet started at about noon when a couple of the people arrived we sat there bull shitted and just hung out. Soon after we decided to go to stop and shop and get super.

So were leaving and Wayne who i think honestly has the worst luck ever open his civic door (he bought the civic the day before) and his alarm starts going off. He then says.... "I have an alarm?" it was possibly one of the funniest moments ever. so we spent like 20 mins trying to stop his alarm from going off.

After that we went got food and then came home. We cooked and everything was going good. Nothing to wild. Then Me and wayne left to go pick up Ben (who i got to school with. Now ben has been to my house twice and each time he gets to the stop and shop in somerset and just gives up with trying to find my house. So we go and meet him and then go to the package store. I have no become aware of just how expensive alcohol can be. I bought myself a bottle of Bailey's Mint chocolate. YUMMMY. Then we head back to the house. A little later kathie and jeff show up and they brought a friend. Her real name is Annalisa but I'm going to refer to her as stupid bitch (you will understand later)

So me kathie and stupid bitch go out and get some clothes for kathie to change into and pick up pizza's for everyone. Annalisa says she's had a bad week and she plans on getting drunk so we go to the package store again. Its my second time there that evening. I swear i'm not an alcoholic. So stupid bitch buys a bunch of different small bottles of alcohol like Gin, hypnotic, some jack D and some thing else.

So we go back to the house and a bunch of people are drinking and having a good time. Kathie and stupid bitch start getting a little carried away so i just kinda do my own thing because i'm not into doing continuous shots of JD. Next thing i know i see that stupid bitch can barely stand up. Well eric is supose to bring her home so i ask if he will do it now because i don't want her to be passed out at my house. Since she lives less than a mile away i figure they'll be fine. so eric and Tim go to bring her home. They get about half way there and the STUPID BITCH THROWS UP IN THE GSR

Eric Calls and informs me of this and i grab the closest sober person to drive me and a few other out there. so we pull up and there is eric with his flashers on and this girl covered in her own puke laying half in the car half out of the car. It looked like one of those reenactments you would see on court TV or something.

I'm no sooner out of the car and i start SCREAMING at her. I yelled at her at the top of my lungs for at least 20 mins calling her a fat bitch and telling her that if she doesn't get her fat ass up so i can clean her mess I'm going to roll her round body to her house. The 5 boys at the sscene didn't know what to do because I was completly freaking out on her. so i cleaned some puke and then another kid cleaned the rest (he is known and justin the puke slinger)

All i wanted to do was kick her really hard once but justin wouldn't let me so instead we just left her jacket in the ditch on the side of the road. I felt better about it.

We get her back in the car and we make it to her house. At her house we walk her up the driveway and ring her doorbell. Its already midnight. Her mom opens the door and then walks away. We let the girl stumple in and i threw the keys and said fuck you and walked away. again picture 5 boys who were slightly confused.

So we get back to the house I found kathie and began to scream at her but everytime after i screamed at her i would grab her face in my hands and be like i'm so sorry i'm not mad at you i do love you. Eric was really cute in trying to calm me down but then he realized that it wasn't pointless. LOL

I have just never been so pissed off in my life. How can one person get so drunk to the point were there puking in someones car. Me and eric work very hard for everything we have and this bitch can just go around disrespecting it like that. Not cool. I had only known this girl for a few hours and she was already puking in erics car. Eric will be getting a free detailing though. And go figure the only thing the girl remembers from the night are the nasty names i called her.... oops..... oh well

Later that night after i had calmed down we were all just relaxing and laughying at that girl and then we went to bed. Well in the middle of the night the kid justin who slings puke, puked all over dads recliner. but i didn't get mad for one because that recliner is like 10 years old and for two because he felt so bad he cleaned it all up himself and then continued to clean my house. I woke up at like 1030 and almost everything was clean. I thought that was pretty cool.

Also really cool was the fact that someone left me $20. I"m not sure who it is but I want to find out so i can say thanks.

I was too tired to make pancakes( in my first attempt i used milk instead of water ooops) so we just went to the texas road house and then we all made it back to my house watched a few vids and then everyone went home.

Soon after me and eric took a nap. which would have lasted until this morning but i made eric get up.

So over all it was a kick ass weekend. It was really great hanging out with people i don't normally see. Just next time i hope its not at my house. Its so much less stressful that way.
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