My tentacale is a weapon.

May 29, 2006 19:58

A little known fact is that there is a very thin line between a serious question and a joke question. For even though they are quite polar, if a question does come within close proximity of this line, there is really no turning back.

This exact type of question was posed to me today.

It doesn't really matter who asked me this question (most of you probably don't even know who this is), but the point that you must understand is that this guy was completely and utterly serious.

"Craig, can I ask you something?"

"Ok, shoot."

"Well, I'm starting to plan out my Halloween costume, and I gotta ask you something."

"Alright, let's hear it."

*Realizes it's at least 5 months till Halloween*

"Ok, you see, I'm doing this Dr. Octopus costume, and I'm planning on outfitting it with movable arms that would be controlled by a lever, and I was just wondering if this would considered a weapon."

*Begins to laugh*

"Because, you know, I gotta get started on the plans."

*Realizes he is completely serious*

"Well, ummm...., I guess, you know, as long as you were in complete control of the arms, you would be alright."

"Ok thanks, I just wanted to be sure before I tried it out in front of someone at school."

Honestly, I wish I was lying.

Peace lovers.
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