Why can't people read?
First and foremost, as I continue living my life, I believe that I have found that a person can never have to much music! I love you, LimeWire!
Second, a rant about work.
I work at Moe's Southwest Grill. We serve burritos, quesadillas, tacos, nachos, etc. Our other specialty is shouting 'Welcome to Moe's' each time a customer enters the door.
Working here has taught me quite a few things. For example, I never realized how stupid people can get when ordering food. Lord, have mercy!
Question : How does 'funk mEIster' become 'funk mAster'? How does that happen?
: Why do you repeat quay-so when I say kay-so? (queso)
: Tacos at Taco Bell are small, yes? At Moe's, they come on 6-inch shells. Very similar to dear ol' Taco Bell. This being said, why would you ask me if the burrito shells (12 INCH!) will be what your taco is in? Doesn't that seem a little bit large? How would you even be able to MANAGE to eat that?
: One of the burrito's name is 'Joey Bag of Donuts'. It's some pop culture reference. You are aware that you are at a 'Mexican' restaurant. Why does it not strike you as strange that we may sell donuts? Why are you so eager about the prospect of donuts? Shouldn't you be suspicious? Nothing goes hand-in-hand like burritos and donuts.
Points to be made to customers
- Rice AND beans are both vegetarian foods.
- No. Meat does not come on that vegetarian dish you just ordered!
- No. That white stuff is not alfredo sauce for me to slather over your fajitas.
- No. I am not that girl who took your order the other day. And no matter how many times you ask me the same question, that fact will not change. I'm still not that girl!
- I don't care that you want sweet tea. Do you see drink cups near me?
- I am not marking on your food with this Sharpie. I am labeling this piece of tin foil.
- Yes. These things that are literally steaming are literally hot!
- Yes! Shouting out 'Welcome to Moe's' everytime a customer walks in DOES get annoying!