Sinead Britney has finally decided (read: been forced) to take action with regards to her addictions and has checked herself into the famed Promises rehab center, where the likes of Ben Affleck, Matthew Perry, and Robert Downey, Jr., have managed to clean up their acts. One could only hope this fucktard can do the same, otherwise, her career/life are fucked.
Access Hollywood is saying that the "tragic" event which occurred on Valentine's Day, when BritBrit abruptly checked out of her fancy hotel room in South Florida after downing one glass of champagne, was actually a staged intervention by her parents and manager, Larry Rudolph. Indeed, how tragic it is, to be loved so much by one's parents and close friends, that they would have the audacity to make an attempt to get your drunk ass into rehabilitation. How lucky are those, whom no one gives a single, solitary fuck about, that get to chug vodka, swallow ecstasy tabs and snort coke to their heart's content until it is content, nor beating, no more. .: le sigh :.
If Kevin Federline honestly wants his boys, and has even the slightest hope of getting one penny of Brit's money, he'll pounce now and go in for the kill. Fuck, at this point, they couldn't POSSIBLY be treated worse than she's treated them. Unless, of course, he brought them to Fresno. Now that would be cruel and unusual punishment akin to torture.
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I really don't want to post anything Anna Nicole Smith related, cuz that shit is just more confusing with each day's passing, more than Britney's fall from grace. So, I will just leave you with a picture of absolute hotness instead.
Fuck the queen, God save David Beckham first!!
He is so dreeeeeeeeamy. A-HUMMINA-HUMMINA-HO!!
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One love.