NO TELL-MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN....
So the title has nothing to do with the entry. Celebrity business was slow today. So sue me.
I'll give you a hint: his fake ass looks much much better this way than it does uncovered.
It's that FagHag from Mars.
UGH. Just DIE already, fuck!!
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J Slo loves the cock! I know, what a shock. And she certainly does look it. Shocked, I mean.
Contact Music says:Jessica Simpson has taken to wearing a rooster pendant around her neck, because it's a substitute for the lack of sex in her life. The Public Affair singer has resorted to wearing the necklace after divorcing husband Nick Lachey and an embarrassing failed relationship with singer John Mayer. She tells Allure magazine, "This is my cock! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my cock! I've found my man!"
You know, every time she opens her mouth, to speak, Baby Jesus cries. Really, really hard.
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Despite your nightly dreams to the contrary, Orlando Bloom does not want your tongue in his mouth.
People or Us Magazine, I can't remember which, said:
Your costar Zoë Saldaña tells us that kissing you was 'gross.' How could she?
I hated kissing Zoë too! I was like, "Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there." Most people think kissing beautiful costars must be great. But it's always awkward, man.
But what does he think about being on every teen magazine cover in the world?
That doesn't bother me. Name any of my heroes, and they were hotties. Brando was a pinup, so was James Dean, Paul Newman. I'm not going to (rest) on my "teen hottie" laurels. I have aspirations to do more than that. (Still) they're very loyal fans, those teenage girls! I definitely appreciate them.
A: That Zoë bitch must be a raging dyke. B: He said "hotties". SWOOOOOOON!!
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Fergie had a record launch and showed off her new extensions, making her resemblance to Cousin It even more striking than ever.
This bitch just gets more disgusting by the day.
picture courtesy pink is the new blog.
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Justin Timberlake graces Bon Magazine. I have no clue what he says in it, because I can't understand whatever that language it's in is. Behold:
le sigh.
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Thank you and good night!!
EDIT - I'll be out of town through the weekend, so there won't be any updates [from me].
I'll give you a hint: his fake ass looks much much better this way than it does uncovered.
It's that FagHag from Mars.
UGH. Just DIE already, fuck!!
------
J Slo loves the cock! I know, what a shock. And she certainly does look it. Shocked, I mean.
Contact Music says:Jessica Simpson has taken to wearing a rooster pendant around her neck, because it's a substitute for the lack of sex in her life. The Public Affair singer has resorted to wearing the necklace after divorcing husband Nick Lachey and an embarrassing failed relationship with singer John Mayer. She tells Allure magazine, "This is my cock! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my cock! I've found my man!"
You know, every time she opens her mouth, to speak, Baby Jesus cries. Really, really hard.
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Despite your nightly dreams to the contrary, Orlando Bloom does not want your tongue in his mouth.
People or Us Magazine, I can't remember which, said:
Your costar Zoë Saldaña tells us that kissing you was 'gross.' How could she?
I hated kissing Zoë too! I was like, "Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there." Most people think kissing beautiful costars must be great. But it's always awkward, man.
But what does he think about being on every teen magazine cover in the world?
That doesn't bother me. Name any of my heroes, and they were hotties. Brando was a pinup, so was James Dean, Paul Newman. I'm not going to (rest) on my "teen hottie" laurels. I have aspirations to do more than that. (Still) they're very loyal fans, those teenage girls! I definitely appreciate them.
A: That Zoë bitch must be a raging dyke. B: He said "hotties". SWOOOOOOON!!
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Fergie had a record launch and showed off her new extensions, making her resemblance to Cousin It even more striking than ever.
This bitch just gets more disgusting by the day.
picture courtesy pink is the new blog.
------
Justin Timberlake graces Bon Magazine. I have no clue what he says in it, because I can't understand whatever that language it's in is. Behold:
le sigh.
------
Thank you and good night!!
EDIT - I'll be out of town through the weekend, so there won't be any updates [from me].